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Also I pretty much enjoy all Aussie and English slang except for Maccas. I have a strong strong opinion on that.

No way. The new doctor who is pretty awesome. I stopped watching when they turned the doctor into an old man and didn't watch the season where the doctor was a woman. But that's just because I'm and ageist and a misogynist.

@MOOGLE?I listened to that for way too long as I tried to imagine beating cakes. There were lots of smoke machines and lasers involved.

I'll save my autobiography for later lol

Any of you guys written a book? I think I might give it a go.

You're just being lazy. It's easier to fall back into old routines than it is to make new ones.

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It's like some one taped it off and just let the door get dirty around it.

This bitch is 100% my ride or die. Me and my new boo are eatin good! 47fae4f53aecb3b864286bde7b67b139.mp4

I don't know who that is and I sort of feel like an asshole now haha

I forgot what a lunatic Charlie Sheen is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen

I have a Samsung washing machine. Say no more fam. If you don't distribute the weight of your clothes out perfectly before you start it, it wobbles off balance instantly and takes a special cheat code that I haven't figured out yet to unlock it to make it work again. I think @DETOhas the same washer. Would be cool to see if he knows the chest code.

@metronomeI'm not sure if I would have just bout a new oven. Or possibly would have had to buy a new oven after attempting to get the bolt out with all the wrong tools.

I'm painting my foyer and up the stair case this really deep purple. Like the purple color when you break open blue ballpoint pens.

Installed a little 2 piece crown today. Put a sexy little return on that hoe.

@fat ralphysometimes you just gotta trick them into coming over like everything is all good. Then when they get there be all like "arg. My fuckin back." Funny enough, I worked for this drywall company years ago and we had meetings every morning to get our work assignments. Dudes would get chewed out for fucking up and they would make excuses about shit. It was hilarious. But my boss man would always be on some "Jesus Christ! It's just drywall," type shit. So when I quit there and started my first company, I named it "It's just drywall". When he comes over, you can tell him that shit.