mr.yuck

I'm so up in the air about this shit. On the one hand, fuck these dummies. On the other hand, these predatory loans with outrageous repayment schedules have real economic consequences that are stifling growth by getting in the way of otherwise qualified people from buying new cars or homes.

So I went and picked up my vanity from the cabinet shop yesterday. When I loaded it up, I was thinking that it looked a little darker but I chalked it up to the dim lighting in the warehouse. I get home and my wife is straight like "that's not my vanity." So we take it back to the cabinet shop and I take this mother fucker right into the showroom and set it down next to the floor model to compare colors. This bitch comes out and had the audacity to tell me that the floor model had been sitting out in the sun and had faded a little bit and mine would do the same. I straight up told her to stop it. I informed her that I do custom paint and stain matching for a living. You know what I used to tell customers when I first got started and fucked up? That same bullshit you just told me. She instantly stopped talking and left to get the guy that works in the shop. He came out and said "whoa." He started to try and explain how the staining works and I had to just cut him off short because he was trying to weasel his way out of any responsibility. This doesn't look like that. Then this bitch pipes up again "well we started sourcing our maple from a different company and it's taking the stain differently." Once again, stop it. The only thing I'm trying to hear right now is 'We're sorry. This isn't right. We are going to fix it.' They finally accepted responsibility and took the shit back. One final fuck you to their customer was when they told me that I would have to wait at the back of the line and it would be 3 weeks until they would be able to get to rebuilding and staining my doors and drawer faces. Fuckin cock suckers.

What ever. I'ma take that little buster for his shoes. Make his gaywad homies sell these trees for 0% cut.

8th grade tho.

They better come with some fuckin money. That's all I know. I didn't know how their conversation started but I think I was being used as a cautionary tale.

Unacceptable

My old lady is down here telling these kids about all the times I've been to jail. Now they are all spilling shit. My man is talking about how he got jumped last year and MFers ran him for his shoes.

Hah good plan. They were all there to witness the carnage.

I didn't okay this. My man, we don't own enough plates for these kids to eat off of. 😂

I got 5 of the nieces and nephews at the crib to spend the night. I don't know who fuckin green lit this shit. This is too many at once.

Bruh! What's dark Brandon gonna do next?

Everytime this thread pops up and I see this bitch I wretch a little bit. I guarantee she smells like raccoon guts and dead possum babies.

@Fist 666I made such a mistake in life. I shoulda been an electrician. What kind of asshole chooses to specialize in drywall?

No I didn't know that shit was code. Luckily I did put one on the other side. Not for any other reason than I didn't want to share an outlet. Spite just saved me.

Make him eat candy til his feet fall off.

My man was displaying mad dominance.

Putting fisheyes all in this ladies cabinets.

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I employ the same technique when I want my dick sucked.