mr.yuck

Damn it man. As if today couldnt get any worse, Mikhail Gorbachev died today at 91. @LUGRI didn't watch that shit either. I'm generally not a fan of reboots, but it is cool that they found a dude that looks just like him.

Call me old fashioned but the Original death wish was great. That opening scene where his daughter or wife or what ever got thrown from a window and got stabbed up on the fence. Gripping. Then I'd have to say runner up is death wish in the hood. I think that's 4. I don't like that Bronson movie where he is a fucking sea captain or something. I thought all of his movies were like DW. @LUGRDid you ever watch that movie Death Kiss with that knock off Charles Bronson?

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The body count you left behind in your movies is second to none. You would have been 100 years old and steadily approaching 101 in a few months. Thank you for the years of unbridled revenge and murder. RIP to the GOAT.

Where is part 2? I never learnt how to roll a blunt @SMdoubleXL

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I figured out what happened. The kids daddy called the police on his wife and my old lady when they were babies and got them both locked up in true bitch wurga fashion. They are old enough I think to learn what kind of fagatron their daddy really is.

Bullshitting on starting this new job. Still have to turn in my w9. Also have to file certified payroll every week to get paid. Not too gassed about that shit.

You gotta stare the predator down. No splashin around like a bitch. Lol

That's the damn truth. I don't fuck with plaster at all. The few attempts I've made with it have been disastrous trying to do that sand swirl shit. I got a guy for that and he makes me sick at how easy he makes it look. I found this dope product called structo-lite years ago. Replaces the need for that heavy ass base coat plaster when doing repairs in 1900s houses with the wood lathe for walls. I wonder if I could use that to suss out my basic shape and then come back and smooth it out with regular plaster. What ever... Need to get this bathroom done first

It's super cool man. I have a porch that was converted into a sun room. It's has that old bumpy plaster that looks like it has nerds sprinkled in it. My wife wants me to skim it out smooth I might try and do a similar style out there. Maybe like 3 separate trays with a ceiling fan in the middle of each. I might even give it a go with plaster. I've never done it before but I've watched several videos of guys making plaster crown molding and those ceiling medallions around lights. @fat ralphy

Dope. I couldn't tell if it was a detail cut into the ceiling with like an expansion bead or something of the nature and then you painted each side different colors. I feel like they used to do that kinda step down detail in old ritzy houses with plaster. Cool either way.

FOSTERS - Australian for Monday morning drunk.

Speedos don't have the top part. I really for the life of me can't even remember how this even happened. But the thing was, none of us, or at least me didn't even think that the fronts of women's swim suits were cut different.

@fat ralphywhat's that wide ceiling detail that rounds out in the corners? I like that. Can I get a closer view of that?

Nice bench bro!

Probably about 7 or 8 years ago me and the homies rented a condo in nags head. We went out and bought what ever size womens one piece bathing suit we thought would fit us and wore those out as our vacation outfits. I put mine on and walked out into the living room and my nuts instantly fell out the sides. Lol. What a ridiculous fucking time. We had a blow up dolphin that the homies wife taped a giant dildo to and it would make random appearances trying to rape people.

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People are frustrating. Like would they try to kick that line of bullshit my way if they knew I was a designer or a contractor and I was building a vanity for a customer?

Okay.... S S T T T S T- only because that handie game is gonna be nuts T T- old timey child bride S T T

@Fist 666I think it's the 2 weeks greasy hair. Which is weird cuz I like the way girls look when they first wake up with fucked up hair and looking lost.

I've only ever busted in 2 girls in my life. One I dated and she had her tubes tied and my old lady once. Please believe, my pull out game is outrageous.

Shiddd @fat ralphyyou're almost done.