So I was chillin at my favorite shitty bar in the white trash town known as Springfield, Oregon - just getting my drink on when I decided to throw some money in ye olde jukebox.
While going through the albums, I came across something absolutely fucking epic...
DAVID ALLAN COE'S X-RATED ALBUM!
I thought there was some unwritten rule about having his album on a public jukebox, but apparently the rule does not apply in Oregon.
As a "social experiment", I played the song Nigger Fucker, but nobody gave a damn. One old timer turned around and gave me a look, but I couldn't tell if it was a "you racist piece of shit" look, or an "amen, brother" look.
Anyway, David Allan Coe FTW
/no racism
/yes awesome music
She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Run off with a nigger
And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy nigger
He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a nigger
And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn nigger
So for all you nigger lovin whores
This song is just for you