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all the tattoos my boy gave me before he passed.

i wish i had showtime so i could watch the kimbo/abbott tonight :(

ive been told they look older due to all the hormones in milk/meat - dunno if its true tho

ive never encountered one that didnt smell like hot piss.

damn good song

there are legal aged chicks with bodies similar to that - why do the need to be 13?

from wiki: A Balut (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese, Pong tea khon in Cambodian) is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell. They are considered delicacies of Asia and especially the Philippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam. Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac and considered a high-protein, hearty snack, balut are mostly sold by street vendors at night in the regions where they are available. They are often served with beer. The Filipino and Malay word balut (balot) roughly translates can also mean "wrapped" depending on pronunciation. nope, never had it. most likely never will.

i backed into a cop car a few months ago while highly intoxicated. i was pretty sketched out after it, but they never contacted me, so i guess they don't know who did it.

i love eggs, but if i think about what they are, i get sick to my stomach. i love the puke status farts they provide me with.

he looks like he uses really good conditioner. /nh

i wasnt into dude very much, but when i saw an episode where he ate a nutria, he became the fucking man in my eyes. i live right next to a creek, and those god damned nutria are all over the place. they're mean sonsabitches too, or at least their hiss is. i might try to catch one and eat it if i get the balls.

gonna paint her toes, then talk her into taking me out for fish and chips.

jalepeno and pineapple? damn, that sounds pretty dank.

i wonder if these are the type of youngins ayebee is smashing.

you are high

seeks, your lack of homo dungeon memorabilia is karma for never sending my lady the cookies you said you would make her several years ago. i sent my address, yet no cookies.

^^costco pizza is extremely good for being so cheap. all in all, papa johns bbq chicken cannot be fucked with. garlic sauce all over it. im getting fat just thinking about it.

like, my camera phone is blue, i have blue eyes - BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP. all stupid rich bitches like that are good for are selling drugs to.

little sleazers 5$ large pepperoni is whats up

you're trying to scratch something, not cut it. pick up a stone/rock and give it a shot.

fist fucker

a dog is a filthy animal

sorry fellas, i dont tip toe around people's religion related hypersensitivity. i respect dawood as a man, he's probably an outstanding guy. i dont, however, respect his beliefs. playing the hurt feelings card is just an old trick people have used for ages to ward people off against criticizing their outdated superstitions. i will say that clownin on someones wife is usually off limits though, and i will apologize to dawood for that. and EON, you can't call someone ignorant and fucking mispell the word itself. there are internet rules against that shit.