dowmagik

bullshit. you forgot to add that they don't all grow potatoes and own donkeys. yeah right!

pervy pisho and slimey scuzer!

i have red facial hair and an insatiable hunger for corned beef. i think that makes me irish. fuck you gliks.

looks like he gets some good shit

by 'wifey' you mean 'nude', right?

there are plenty of cool girls that wont make your dick soft after their clothes come off, i'd suggest finding one. plus, summer is coming and since you're in shape i'm going to assume you like to do outdoor activities. do you really want to be chillin at the lake with the fat girl that wears a t-shirt in the water? nope.

amen. saying "well, she shouldn't have been dressed that way" - that's blaming the victim. whatever happened to personal responsibility? if you're going to jump into a contract where hundreds of thousands of dollars is going to be on the line - you better do your fucking homework.

cuteness overdose. i cant even begin to imagine the smell of piss though...

hahahah

I'll be heading to Vegas for memorial day weekend with the mrs and some friends. A weekend of liquor, gambling and ufc 84 will be in full effect. If any other ouncers will be in the area for the fights, lemme know and we can cause trouble.

^^ yes, very homo pic.

aim the shower head at her

can we assume the guy had to do the 'dumptruck' each time he had to shit?

can we assume the guy had to do the 'dumptruck' each time he had to shit?

i had some mormon missionaries come to my door last week. i asked them if they wanted to trade books (i offered Daniel Dennetts 'breaking the spell'), then meet in the future and discuss them. the only books they are allowed to read are those approved by the lds church, they cannot read newspapers, or listen to music. mormonism is christianity on meth.

i had some mormon missionaries come to my door last week. i asked them if they wanted to trade books (i offered Daniel Dennetts 'breaking the spell'), then meet in the future and discuss them. the only books they are allowed to read are those approved by the lds church, they cannot read newspapers, or listen to music. mormonism is christianity on meth.

would can bang a sweet young slut and be 75% certain you'll be aight. sounds like good odds!!

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! dachshunds are ill. would you prefer something more hip, like a pitbull?

when i worked at a lube shop, we had one dipshit customer that drove a kia sportage, but had it macked out to look like a bmw. rims, steering wheel, emblem, you name it.

that snake is god damn beautiful. what is it? albino bermese?

my nigga terry:

i really like terry richardson's work, i wouldn't mind seeing the photos from it. she may be a junkie, but i think she's really hot in a trashy way.

good stuff.

93 sedan deville ^^^ porc, i'm jealous!