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Tonight was supposed to be 'butt fucking' night...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by avils, Feb 2, 2002.

  1. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    sorry but its funny
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    Ah THE "tired excuse"
    It's not like she was gonna be doing the moving on this night of ass exploration.
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    I dunno, go get fucked in the ass, come back and tell us... sorry your plans fell thru...
     
  6. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25

    well, if she was too tired, maybe the two of you could have shoved something up YOUR ass instead:rolleyes:
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ha ha.. i can jsut picture his calander: 'butt fucking night.'
    and his mom asking him: 'honey? what's butt fucking night?'
    'MOM!!!!'
     
  8. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    this dudes on point...;)
     
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Ehhhhhh. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'>

    And you wonder why you can't get a steady girl.
     
  10. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    YOU IDIOT!!

    YOU DONT PLAN BUTT FUCKS, IT JUST HAPPENS!

    the games to be sold.. not told. hit me up with your credit card number, birthdate, experation date, social security, your moms working number and extention, and your 4 lucky numbers.. and I will tell you how to stick it to her like no other....
     
  11. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    hahahahahaha, couldn't be more true. If that fails, tell her you'll let her do something that she wants in return. Its a give-take situation. Don't let anything go in your butt, tho, that cancels out the whole transaction.
     
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I aggree with dude above me...you can't plan it. You have to just be making out and start fingering her butthole..after a few times she if she likes it she will get curious and if you play your cards fight you will be up to your nuts in assholes.
     
  13. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    i dunno..i think im with cmeup on this one..wait till she falls alseep and then try to butt the bitch..but make sure u have ur cowboy hat on and boots with spurs cause its gonna be one hellov a ride if she gets rowdy...yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!!!!.....:D
     
  14. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    you guys are the coolest.
     
  15. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    wow... hilariously well put...
     
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