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sleeping pills are addictive! but who cares

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tour, Sep 30, 2004.

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  1. tour

    tour New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2004 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    so i've been taking sleeping pills latly because i have a cold and i need to sleep because i work full time (unlike some of you stay at home mommy tittie suckers). yeah they help me sleep but that doesn't interest me about them anymore, they give you fucked up dreams. i love it, i go to bed a few hours early just because i'm that excited to dream my life away. so here is a thread to post some fucked up dreams. for example: getting head from your little brother or getting a dream you had mixed up with real life like getting head from your little brother. sorry ear muffs your example was all i could think of.
     
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    you want dreams?

    eat a banana before bed. They are dream food!



    oh.....



    http://www.erbook.net/countera.jpg'>


    ( not for the bump.... for the ... red arrow)
     
  3. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    good grief...you september rookies are wild.
     
  4. zodiddly

    zodiddly Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 13, 2004 Messages: 170 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^^hahaha


    and i happen to like being at home sucking on my mommas tatas thanks
     
  5. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    wait wait. Dude had a dream about his brother sucking his dick?
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    hang on, you've got a cold, but you take sleeping pills? wouldn't cold and flu medication work better? :confused:

    Dr. ABC/dicking the nurses and playing a mean game of golf
     
  7. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    you must have one hot brother to be dreaming about him...
     
  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    i took these a few times before school....hah
     
  9. rebsBK

    rebsBK Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2003 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
    MY GRANDMAS HOOKED ON AMBIEN.
     
  10. fannypack2

    fannypack2 Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2003 Messages: 263 Likes Received: 0

    and he goes to bed early... because hes excited about dreaming. :(
     
  11. KRON KING

    KRON KING Member

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  12. rubbish heap

    rubbish heap Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 1,563 Likes Received: 1
    i've been taking ambien for awhile and it hasn't been addictive at all for me. i quit cold turkey the other week and have 10 pills lying around for recreational use now... shit is expensive, by the way.

    anyone suffering from insomnia, i highly recommend taking a pill by the name of 5-HTP.
     
  13. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    i really wished i was the first to notice the brother sucking you off/going to sleep early connection. but alas, iloveboxcars - late again.
     
  14. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0904/aquapet1.gif'>

    The manufacturing label on Fisher Price's new, Aquapet toy reads, "...they even have a few secrets, can you discover them?" For 7-year old church member, Martha Chumsky, that discovery was made late last Tuesday evening, when she walked into her parents' bedroom looking for her toy, only to find her mother standing naked as jaybird in front of the bureau mirror, wiping off her daughter's Aquapet with a dirty wet rag.

    As is required under the Landover Baptist Patriot act, Martha did her duty as an American Christian citizen and reported her mommy's suspicious behavior to church authorities. Since her report was filed, there have been over two-dozen isolated, but similar incidents regarding lewd activities of a sexual nature where Aquapets were involved in whole, or in part.

    Shortly after overcoming the initial shock of seeing an actual Aquapet for himself, Pastor Deacon Fred ordered the Creation Science Research Center to begin investigating the penis-shaped toy immediately. Their findings were even more shocking than expected.

    "We've got some real sick perverts in this world," Pastor explained at a closed meeting of Deacons last Saturday. "The Devil has got a strong hold on them Japaneses that created this thing," he said. "This is worse than those pokemon pocket demons they came with out a few years back."

    At an emergency meeting in fellowship hall, Pastor calmed a frantic crowd of visibly shaken and concerned parents by assuring them that he would spare no expense in focusing all of his efforts in going after the Aquapet menace. "Friends," he said, holding an Aquapet toy high above his head. "What would you do if you were sitting down for dinner and your little daughter plopped one of these giant plastic penises onto the table and started talking to it?" Pastor slammed the Aquapet into the wall, smashing it into bits. "Praise Jesus!" he exclaimed, as he reached down onto the wet floor to pick up the little creature that fell out the shattered toy. "You gotta smash it all up!"

    Holding the little beast high above his head, Pastor yelled, "Oh yes! Oh yes indeedy! Looky what we've got here, folks. A little demon just lost his home! Brothers and Sisters in Christ, our Creation Scientists tell me that tiny liquid dwelling demons like this one here, live inside the tips of each Aquapet toy! And they talk to our little Baptist girls slowly... revealing disgusting secrets about sex! How them squinty-eyed Japanese atheists trapped live demons inside a masturbation toy and marketed it to pre-teens, we may never know. What we do know is that it slipped right under our noses, and we've got to stop it!

    Pastor threw the little demon onto the floor and squashed it with his heel, yelling, "Take that, Satan!" He then turned to the crowd of concerned parents and said, "Upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat! And thou shalt bruise his heel!" he exclaimed. "That's from Genesis 3:14! Glory to God! Folks, if you've got one of these little abominations in your house, what I want you to do when you get home is to smash it up in your driveway and squash the little demon with your heel. The same thing Genesis 3:15 tells us that the Lord Jesus is gonna do to Satan for bruising His head! Praise the sweet name of Jesus! Remove these foul creatures from your Christian homes, before they turn your living rooms into dens of iniquity!"

    The following Sunday, Pastor Deacon Fred informed the entire congregation that everything will be put on hold, including all September church events, and the planning and construction of this October's Halloween Hell House until every single Aquapet is vanquished from the greater Freehold, Iowa area. "We're going door to door and searching every home!" he said. "If you've got one of these disgusting toys in your house, then get rid of it or find yourself another place to worship!"

    Pastor Deacon Fred also informed his close friend, President George W. Bush about how the Japanese are using Aquapets to teach little Christian girls how to masturbate. "He was mighty upset about it," Pastor told the congregation. "He promised that as soon as he is re-selected as President, he is going to make it a top priority to push a law through that will make it a federal offense to have an Aquapet in your home! Thank there is someone running this country that really understands the needs of True Christian™ people. Praise Jesus!"
     
  15. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    stab your pastor in the face
     
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