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Secret Santa at work

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ape Shit, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. Ape Shit

    Ape Shit Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2004 Messages: 1,083 Likes Received: 138
    So I've only been working at this restaurant for about a month now, but apparently all the waitstaff organize a secret santa thing every year. Honestly, I don't like anyone that I work with really, and now I have to give a gift to one of the dudes. It's a 20 dollar limit too, which, in my opinion, is too much to spend on someone I don't give a shit about. Also, the dude is gay. So with 20 dollars, what do I buy a gay dude for his secret santa present?
     
  2. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,091 Likes Received: 59
    flashing dildo?
     
  3. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    buy the absolute cheapest DVD you can find at Target or whatever - like a $5 one....
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Steal him something, then sell whatever you get.

    Make money money make money money money.
     
  5. hulk hogan

    hulk hogan Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Messages: 648 Likes Received: 0
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Get him a bible....
     
  7. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
  8. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    Then tell him to go fuck himself :D
     
  9. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Regift a lable maker.
     
  10. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    ...man, on the reals, i loathe these types of fake-ass workplace celebrations...i gots no love for that secret santa shit, pot lucks, in office birthday celebrations, pizza parties, all that bullshit gets the anus
     
  11. nozaki

    nozaki Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2003 Messages: 1,323 Likes Received: 0
    seinfeld is relatable to almost any thread in chanel zero.
     
  12. nozaki

    nozaki Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2003 Messages: 1,323 Likes Received: 0
    ps
    get him a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place you work at
     
  13. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    just get him a book. not one with a gay theme though. just a regular book.
     
  14. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
  15. beardofzeus

    beardofzeus Member

    Joined: Aug 5, 2005 Messages: 408 Likes Received: 0
    Get him a dradle and say you dont celebrate christmas
     
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