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Secret Santa at work

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ape Shit, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. Ape Shit

    Ape Shit 12oz Senior Member

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    Secret Santa at work

    Discussion started by Ape Shit - Dec 3, 2005

    So I've only been working at this restaurant for about a month now, but apparently all the waitstaff organize a secret santa thing every year. Honestly, I don't like anyone that I work with really, and now I have to give a gift to one of the dudes. It's a 20 dollar limit too, which, in my opinion, is too much to spend on someone I don't give a shit about. Also, the dude is gay. So with 20 dollars, what do I buy a gay dude for his secret santa present?
     
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  2. SpyD

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    SpyD - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    flashing dildo?
     
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  3. KING BLING

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    KING BLING - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    buy the absolute cheapest DVD you can find at Target or whatever - like a $5 one....
     
  4. mackfatsoe

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    mackfatsoe - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    Steal him something, then sell whatever you get.

    Make money money make money money money.
     
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  5. hulk hogan

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    hulk hogan - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    oh behave!
     
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  6. Gunm

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    Get him a bible....
     
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  7. I.C.Shadow

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    I.C.Shadow - Replied Dec 3, 2005

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    I.C.Shadow 12oz Senior Member

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    I.C.Shadow - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    Then tell him to go fuck himself :D
     
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  9. ODS-1

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    Regift a lable maker.
     
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    ...man, on the reals, i loathe these types of fake-ass workplace celebrations...i gots no love for that secret santa shit, pot lucks, in office birthday celebrations, pizza parties, all that bullshit gets the anus
     
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    seinfeld is relatable to almost any thread in chanel zero.
     
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  12. nozaki

    nozaki 12oz Senior Member

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    nozaki - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    ps
    get him a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place you work at
     
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  13. iloveboxcars

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    just get him a book. not one with a gay theme though. just a regular book.
     
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    subscription to playboy.
     
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    beardofzeus - Replied Dec 3, 2005

    Get him a dradle and say you dont celebrate christmas
     
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