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Secret Santa at work

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So I've only been working at this restaurant for about a month now, but apparently all the waitstaff organize a secret santa thing every year. Honestly, I don't like anyone that I work with really, and now I have to give a gift to one of the dudes. It's a 20 dollar limit too, which, in my opinion, is too much to spend on someone I don't give a shit about. Also, the dude is gay. So with 20 dollars, what do I buy a gay dude for his secret santa present?

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buy the absolute cheapest DVD you can find at Target or whatever - like a $5 one....

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...man, on the reals, i loathe these types of fake-ass workplace celebrations...i gots no love for that secret santa shit, pot lucks, in office birthday celebrations, pizza parties, all that bullshit gets the anus

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Originally posted by nozaki+Dec 3 2005, 10:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nozaki - Dec 3 2005, 10:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>ps

get him a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place you work at

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<!--QuoteBegin-beardofzeus@Dec 3 2005, 11:16 PM

Get him a dradle and say you dont celebrate christmas

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do what my old man does every x-mas. give the least amount of cash you can give straight out of your wallet, and make sure to let him know you didn't want to give him anything in the first place. last year i got 20 bucks. cha-ching

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shave off all of your body hair. then shave a teddy bear and glue all of your pubes/pit hair/etc to it. If you really want to get classy you could fill the bear with something.

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Originally posted by nozaki+Dec 3 2005, 05:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nozaki - Dec 3 2005, 05:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Dec 3 2005, 05:25 PM

Regift a lable maker.

seinfeld is relatable to almost any thread in chanel zero.

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I can steer any conversation into a Seinfeld reference.

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