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SARAH "Coochie Purse" SILVERMAN

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by im not witty, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    SARAH "DIRTY MOUTH" SILVERMAN

    yea thats right, im that bored at work... inspired by the will ferrell thread.

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    A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"


    "I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."

    "The writers of Sanford and Son were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!"

    "I don't have a problem with gay men. I just don't want to date them"

    ""I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment ... and it's real hard, and a big strain on me ... because he hasn't done anything."

    "I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in and he says [in a clenched, abrupt voice], 'I want pussy!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [rolling her eyes, both embarrassed and proud] he was talking about me. It offended me, obviously, but more than offending me, it made me feel sorry for him. It made me sad. Because it was so obvious to me that this was a person who grew up and who was a child whose mother and father never gave him any pussy."

    "I'm going out with a guy who's half-black, who's totally going to break my heart......Oh my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm so negative. He's half-white."

    "Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water
     
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    She's funny....and really good looking too.

    I think I should make a Billy Connolly thread......
     
  3. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    i want her to ride my face so bad!
     
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    :huh2: how did Jimmy Kimmel land up with her?
    Sarah Silverman is very hott, very funny.
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    but can she handle an uncircumsized penis ? ;)


    i don't think i like her, her nose is funny, and she's too, well, jewish.
     
  7. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
  8. PatTheBeaver

    PatTheBeaver Member

    Joined: Feb 4, 2003 Messages: 409 Likes Received: 0
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    HEY! You guys get away from my bride!
     
  10. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

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  11. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    she is with jimmy kimmel? that makes me wanna puke...
     
  12. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

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    :lol:
    :lol:
     
  13. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

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    she is funny as hell.
     
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    I've never heard of her, but damnit Kimmel is a lucky man..Does she do SNL too??
     
  15. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    I think she's just friends with Jimmy Kimmel, I'm pretty sure he's with Mrs. Kimmel, the mother of his kids...
     
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