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SARAH "Coochie Purse" SILVERMAN

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by im not witty, Jan 8, 2004.

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    SARAH "Coochie Purse" SILVERMAN

    Discussion started by im not witty - Jan 8, 2004

    SARAH "DIRTY MOUTH" SILVERMAN

    yea thats right, im that bored at work... inspired by the will ferrell thread.

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    A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"


    "I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."

    "The writers of Sanford and Son were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!"

    "I don't have a problem with gay men. I just don't want to date them"

    ""I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment ... and it's real hard, and a big strain on me ... because he hasn't done anything."

    "I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in and he says [in a clenched, abrupt voice], 'I want pussy!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [rolling her eyes, both embarrassed and proud] he was talking about me. It offended me, obviously, but more than offending me, it made me feel sorry for him. It made me sad. Because it was so obvious to me that this was a person who grew up and who was a child whose mother and father never gave him any pussy."

    "I'm going out with a guy who's half-black, who's totally going to break my heart......Oh my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm so negative. He's half-white."

    "Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water
     
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    She's funny....and really good looking too.

    I think I should make a Billy Connolly thread......
     
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    HESHIANDET - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    i want her to ride my face so bad!
     
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    I'd hit it!

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    DETO - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    :huh2: how did Jimmy Kimmel land up with her?
    Sarah Silverman is very hott, very funny.
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    but can she handle an uncircumsized penis ? ;)


    i don't think i like her, her nose is funny, and she's too, well, jewish.
     
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    dream catch
     
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    best girl.
     
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    HEY! You guys get away from my bride!
     
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    eh :eek:
    shes ok.
    i guess
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    she is with jimmy kimmel? that makes me wanna puke...
     
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    :lol:
    :lol:
     
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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    she is funny as hell.
     
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    ClueTwo - Replied Jan 8, 2004

    I've never heard of her, but damnit Kimmel is a lucky man..Does she do SNL too??
     
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    I think she's just friends with Jimmy Kimmel, I'm pretty sure he's with Mrs. Kimmel, the mother of his kids...
     
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