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SARAH "Coochie Purse" SILVERMAN

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Guest im not witty

SARAH "DIRTY MOUTH" SILVERMAN

 

yea thats right, im that bored at work... inspired by the will ferrell thread.

 

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A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"

 

 

"I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."

 

"The writers of Sanford and Son were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!"

 

"I don't have a problem with gay men. I just don't want to date them"

 

""I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment ... and it's real hard, and a big strain on me ... because he hasn't done anything."

 

"I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in and he says [in a clenched, abrupt voice], 'I want pussy!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [rolling her eyes, both embarrassed and proud] he was talking about me. It offended me, obviously, but more than offending me, it made me feel sorry for him. It made me sad. Because it was so obvious to me that this was a person who grew up and who was a child whose mother and father never gave him any pussy."

 

"I'm going out with a guy who's half-black, who's totally going to break my heart......Oh my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm so negative. He's half-white."

 

"Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water

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:huh2: how did Jimmy Kimmel land up with her?

Sarah Silverman is very hott, very funny.

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Originally posted by Fox Mulder

she is with jimmy kimmel? that makes me wanna puke...

 

I've never heard of her, but damnit Kimmel is a lucky man..Does she do SNL too??

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I think she's just friends with Jimmy Kimmel, I'm pretty sure he's with Mrs. Kimmel, the mother of his kids...

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

Thank you for clearing the air Mr.Smart....You are wise beyond your years..

 

thats pretty fuckin wise

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god she would be the best girlfriend ever!!! so funny and a man's lady.

 

i'd be a lesbian to be with her.

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Originally posted by Devilush

god she would be the best girlfriend ever!!! so funny and a man's lady.

 

i'd be a lesbian to be with her.

 

food for thought

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i like her i think she's great/hilarious and i'm black

even though most of her comedy is racially charged

but phuc it so is dave chapelle and i like him

:)

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Originally posted by decu goldyn1

but phuc it so is dave chapelle and i like him

:)

 

i love that dude's show. i saw one the other day where he had rappers advertising products. redman was in a toilet riding a jet ski. it was fucking hilarious

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