Guest im not witty Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 SARAH "DIRTY MOUTH" SILVERMAN yea thats right, im that bored at work... inspired by the will ferrell thread. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/backagain/sarahstandup1.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/backagain/sarahnice.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/backagain/sarahflipoff.jpg'> A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!" "I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk." "The writers of Sanford and Son were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!" "I don't have a problem with gay men. I just don't want to date them" ""I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment ... and it's real hard, and a big strain on me ... because he hasn't done anything." "I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in and he says [in a clenched, abrupt voice], 'I want pussy!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [rolling her eyes, both embarrassed and proud] he was talking about me. It offended me, obviously, but more than offending me, it made me feel sorry for him. It made me sad. Because it was so obvious to me that this was a person who grew up and who was a child whose mother and father never gave him any pussy." "I'm going out with a guy who's half-black, who's totally going to break my heart......Oh my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm so negative. He's half-white." "Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 She's funny....and really good looking too. I think I should make a Billy Connolly thread...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 i want her to ride my face so bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 I'd hit it! http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2186/SarahSilve_Mazur_1856037_400.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 :huh2: how did Jimmy Kimmel land up with her? Sarah Silverman is very hott, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 but can she handle an uncircumsized penis ? ;) i don't think i like her, her nose is funny, and she's too, well, jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 dream catch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatTheBeaver Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 HEY! You guys get away from my bride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 eh :o shes ok. i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 she is with jimmy kimmel? that makes me wanna puke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by HESHIANDET i want her to ride my face so bad! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 she is funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Fox Mulder she is with jimmy kimmel? that makes me wanna puke... I've never heard of her, but damnit Kimmel is a lucky man..Does she do SNL too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I think she's just friends with Jimmy Kimmel, I'm pretty sure he's with Mrs. Kimmel, the mother of his kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Thank you for clearing the air Mr.Smart....You are wise beyond your years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo Thank you for clearing the air Mr.Smart....You are wise beyond your years.. thats pretty fuckin wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 i'd let her kiss my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 sarahlikesitinthemouthsilverman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 i'd totally give her rimjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 god she would be the best girlfriend ever!!! so funny and a man's lady. i'd be a lesbian to be with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush god she would be the best girlfriend ever!!! so funny and a man's lady. i'd be a lesbian to be with her. food for thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 i like her i think she's great/hilarious and i'm black even though most of her comedy is racially charged but phuc it so is dave chapelle and i like him :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by decu goldyn1 but phuc it so is dave chapelle and i like him :) i love that dude's show. i saw one the other day where he had rappers advertising products. redman was in a toilet riding a jet ski. it was fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 dave chapelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 did you see the reparations episode? :lol: :lol: Funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i love that dude's show. </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE did you see the reparations episode? :lol: :lol: Funny shit that was fucking gold. "i'm rich, biatch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 :lol: the black dude named tron ahahahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by HESHIANDET thats pretty fuckin wise OH SHIT! Hahaha, Why don't you tell them about your rash man? (that ol' eechee-skrachee!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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