Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 OH, and for the rest of y'all... DAMMIT! I already started 2 threads about her and that means SHE'S MY WIFE and I OWN HER! Seriously, I claimed her on a message board so now she's my property... I don't have time to actually look up the Nerdass E-law BUT IT'S IN THERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 He called it...Now you must obey http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/6a.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 ^I've seen you use that before but I'm actually LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart OH, and for the rest of y'all... DAMMIT! I already started 2 threads about her and that means SHE'S MY WIFE and I OWN HER! Seriously, I claimed her on a message board so now she's my property... I don't have time to actually look up the Nerdass E-law BUT IT'S IN THERE! i'll fight you for her. seriously. put your dukes up, sukkkkah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I got 5 on that dude from BASEketball.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i'll fight you for her. seriously. put your dukes up, sukkkkah Do a search for Sarah Silverman in Ch.0 FOOL! I dare you! I ride on the backs of thousands of obsessed nerds on the internet before me! Do you think you can DEFY the source of internet porn?! Can you defy and ORIGINAL VIEWER OF ASCII PORN?! WHEN THAT WAS EVERYTHING??? I thought not... sit down young nerdling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart Do a search for Sarah Silverman in Ch.0 FOOL! I dare you! I ride on the backs of thousands of obsessed nerds on the internet before me! Do you think you can DEFY the source of internet porn?! Can you defy and ORIGINAL VIEWER OF ASCII PORN?! WHEN THAT WAS EVERYTHING??? I thought not... sit down young nerdling... dude, i don't give a shit. fuckalladatyo! check it: http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/1103/mkmkmk/sexybeast.jpg'> not only am i sexy, but i'm a beast you don't want none'a this foo! but ol' cookie puss sure does! B.R.I.N.G. I.T. W.H.I.T.E.B.O.Y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 dude, that paper isn't EVEN college ruled... and striped shirts are SO last September! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart dude, that paper isn't EVEN college ruled... and striped shirts are SO last September! you're clutching at straws man I GOT YOU ON THE ROPES FOOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC you're clutching at straws man I GOT YOU ON THE ROPES FOOL!!! I think a dingo's got your 'well adjusted world view'... and if not... I got it RIGHT HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart I think a dingo's got your 'well adjusted world view'... and if not... I got it RIGHT HERE! shit niggah, dingo's are gangsta and those fools got my back yo, word. who's got your's bitch? a groundhog? a mother fuckin beaver? shit, i might just sit back and watch my kangaroo niggaz fuck you up like lennox did to mike! TAKE THAT MUTHAFUCKA BLOAW BLOAW BLOAW!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 :lol: *and while Mr. ABC and Smart go at it, Sarah Silverman goes off with Deto* :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I got a wolverine and the boxer that's in my corner is Roy Jones Jr... watch what he does to Tyson (actually uncofirmed gossip-rag bull but RJJ is THE BEST BOXER in the WORLD! He just might be about 75lbs underweight to beat Tyson... still, on a skill level, you bettah ask somebody... RJJ would SKOOL Lennox) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by DETO *and while Mr. ABC and Smart go at it, Sarah Silverman goes off with Deto* apparently you missed her policy of not dating fags (who use such a weak ass font color... yeah, I got nerds writing ALL my jokes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 nah, nah, nah buddy....byrd's (females) love deto's pink steez... pop's pink collar...(C.A.H!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I've listened to the Byrds and they were all guys... so, you just keep busy with that, Sarah and I will be just fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 anyway, you're just a couple american white boys, and i'm an exotic tanned beautiful aussie. she'll find me waaayyyy more interseting (and my dick bigger) than you two cheesburger eating foos! BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 and you're an austrrailianinianite... you don't even speak the same language... she's all 'bar mitzvah' and 'shalom' while you're all 'map of tazzie' and 'chunder'... give it up koala fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 deto is hispanic, nice tan, exotic, nice eyes, smile, man pretty, intelligent, and am hung like a young pony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart and you're an austrrailianinianite... you don't even speak the same language... she's all 'bar mitzvah' and 'shalom' while you're all 'map of tazzie' and 'chunder'... give it up koala fuck dude check it: "wow Mr. ABC, that's a gorgeous accent you have. oh, did you curl your earlocks just for me? how sweet! oh, you're not circumcised? i've never had one of those in my ass before. let's go back to the hotel and i'll ride you like a wild animal" GAME OVER AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 please, you've never even SEEN a jewess AND she wouldn't go for that stench of ostrich pussy you exude (I also heard her say that your dick looks like an acron at the end of a well used #2 pencil...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart (I also heard her say that your dick looks like an acron at the end of a well used #2 pencil...) yeah, she was saying to me that you should shave your pubes, cos she couldn't even find yours in the forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 deto wins with his huge uncircumcised penis and nicely groomed pubic region. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by DETO deto wins with his huge uncircumcised penis and nicely groomed pubic region. :rolleyes: dude, you're not even in the running. the color pink is against the jewish religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC yeah, she was saying to me that you should shave your pubes, cos she couldn't even find yours in the forest Obviously you know NOTHING of her hairy jew ass... AND Deto... I wasn't circumcised until I was 24 so she respects me for my late-term Bris... BIOTCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart AND Deto... I wasn't circumcised until I was 24 so she respects me for my late-term Bris... BIOTCH! dude, a grown man going to get his pee-pee snipped is instant turn-off status for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC dude, a grown man going to get his pee-pee snipped is instant turn-off status for a woman. please, it wasn't a CHOICE thing... I liked my turtleneck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart please, it wasn't a CHOICE thing... I liked my turtleneck... see what that says V V V "jaded cynicism". meaning i don't care. neither does cookie puss, sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 hey, I ain't afraid to admit I ws on some freaky shit and busted my joint... it was my first time at anal and I BUSTED that ass, but I also busted that little vein that goes under you dick head (and for guys with the sleeve out to the tip of the 4skin)... it got infected and the doctor said, 'We can cut of the 4skin or cut off your dick..." It wasn't a tough choice... and I/m still shy about anal, I always liked the pussy alot anyway... and Jewesses don't take it in the ass, only in the assets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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