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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Issac Brock, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1


    Greetings future Chrononaught! You are currently setting your eyes to "stunned" while you gaze upon this marvel of technology. Since the beginning of time man has wanted to travel through it. And now you can!

    This fabulous piece of technology was previously up for purchase by the general public but was shut down by the feds! They feared that the power of time travel was too great for a mere mortal to possess. After careful persuasion the OCTT has brought this marvel of a machine back to the bidding public! This is a highly sought after item from the general public AND the government. You have most likely heard about this masterpiece from your friends and family! But only now can you see it for your own eyes! Have you felt like more of a loser than you are because you didn't know the scoop at parties? When you have this machine you may be the life of the party! You can go back to the parties that you were a loser at and be cool because you have the time machine. Sweet!

    Built by a crack team of scienticians this machine is like no other on the planet! Merely a once school boys dream, this dream is now a reality to the members of the OCTT (Order of Chrononauts and Time Travelers). The OCTT was formed after a fascination turned obsession, and then turned to charming obsession. With Advanced technology designed and built by these passionate persons, this one of a kind machine is now for sale to the public. The government has tried multiple times to steal and sabotage the OCTT's invention. Buy this machine quickly before this machine is snatched by the feds! Still not convinced this machine is worth your time? Buy it and get your time back! Want more? Win big cash at the horse races! Go back and marry the person you really loved! Or how about not getting in the car that one fateful night! Maybe YOU were the person who REALLY invented the light bulb! Anything is possible with this machine!!! DO NOT PASS UP THIS OPPORTUNITY! THE RICHES OF A THOUSAND KINGS AWAITS!!!

    **Please note**This machine has not been officially documented, certified, guaranteed, licensed or approved by any organization, government, association of any kind. The outcome is not definite or guaranteed and we are not responsible for any un-working parts, injury, broken parts, or the time machine not working in general and not putting you back or forward in time. This machine, once given to you is in your hands. Good luck.

    If you are interested in having this machine shipped rather than picking it up please email me at [email protected] BEFORE bidding!


    I know the kids that made this and last time it was on ebay it got up to $1,000 and someone posted saying taht they were willing to purchase the machine whatever the cost for the sole purpose of kidnapping them and bringing them to his mansion in 1812, and so it got taken off ebay. Now it once again lives.
  2. KYU

    KYU Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2004 Messages: 437 Likes Received: 0
    man that thing wont work, it doesn't even have a flux capacitator
  3. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272

    The universal time machine, drink a bottle of this and you will wake up in the future in a far away land.
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  6. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    "contact" was such a cheesy movie.
  7. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0

    hahaha..great..the great minds of our generation have devoted themselves to giant robots and too much anime..hahaha..awesome
  8. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1

    nothing els needs to be said
  9. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    thats not even true, all they have to do to replace the flux compacitator is reverse the polarity
  10. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 28

    dude that thing has a flamethrower on each arm. badass.
  11. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Oh I thought this was some serious shit like Ong's Hat or something.
  12. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1

    where was my head? :haha:
  13. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    a bed is a great time machine
    think about it

    heh did...did i just like blow your mind?
  14. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
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    its weird how on all the movies that have time travel, all have the same "Y" shape thing on the actual machine...in this case the flux capacitor...bil and ted.. look above the phonebooth..shape of "y" interesting facts that i come across... perhaps some leaked proof in all if it.