Issac Brock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 BEHOLD!!!!!! Greetings future Chrononaught! You are currently setting your eyes to "stunned" while you gaze upon this marvel of technology. Since the beginning of time man has wanted to travel through it. And now you can! This fabulous piece of technology was previously up for purchase by the general public but was shut down by the feds! They feared that the power of time travel was too great for a mere mortal to possess. After careful persuasion the OCTT has brought this marvel of a machine back to the bidding public! This is a highly sought after item from the general public AND the government. You have most likely heard about this masterpiece from your friends and family! But only now can you see it for your own eyes! Have you felt like more of a loser than you are because you didn't know the scoop at parties? When you have this machine you may be the life of the party! You can go back to the parties that you were a loser at and be cool because you have the time machine. Sweet! Built by a crack team of scienticians this machine is like no other on the planet! Merely a once school boys dream, this dream is now a reality to the members of the OCTT (Order of Chrononauts and Time Travelers). The OCTT was formed after a fascination turned obsession, and then turned to charming obsession. With Advanced technology designed and built by these passionate persons, this one of a kind machine is now for sale to the public. The government has tried multiple times to steal and sabotage the OCTT's invention. Buy this machine quickly before this machine is snatched by the feds! Still not convinced this machine is worth your time? Buy it and get your time back! Want more? Win big cash at the horse races! Go back and marry the person you really loved! Or how about not getting in the car that one fateful night! Maybe YOU were the person who REALLY invented the light bulb! Anything is possible with this machine!!! DO NOT PASS UP THIS OPPORTUNITY! THE RICHES OF A THOUSAND KINGS AWAITS!!! **Please note**This machine has not been officially documented, certified, guaranteed, licensed or approved by any organization, government, association of any kind. The outcome is not definite or guaranteed and we are not responsible for any un-working parts, injury, broken parts, or the time machine not working in general and not putting you back or forward in time. This machine, once given to you is in your hands. Good luck. If you are interested in having this machine shipped rather than picking it up please email me at cirtap22589@hotmail.com BEFORE bidding! THIS AUCTION AND PRODUCTS CONFORM TO ALL EBAY RULES, PRODUCTS, AND SELLING PRACTICES. I know the kids that made this and last time it was on ebay it got up to $1,000 and someone posted saying taht they were willing to purchase the machine whatever the cost for the sole purpose of kidnapping them and bringing them to his mansion in 1812, and so it got taken off ebay. Now it once again lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 man that thing wont work, it doesn't even have a flux capacitator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 That thing is awesome! i hope they get a grip of cash. im slutting this link up because it will only be live for so long... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...eName=WDVW&rd=1 Peepit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 The universal time machine, drink a bottle of this and you will wake up in the future in a far away land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by KYU@Jul 13 2005, 09:29 PM man that thing wont work, it doesn't even have a flux capacitator Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 "contact" was such a cheesy movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jul 13 2005, 11:32 PM That thing is awesome! i hope they get a grip of cash. im slutting this link up because it will only be live for so long... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...eName=WDVW&rd=1 Peepit!!!! Quoted post hahaha..great..the great minds of our generation have devoted themselves to giant robots and too much anime..hahaha..awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by KYU@Jul 14 2005, 12:29 AM man that thing wont work, it doesn't even have a flux capacitator Quoted post nothing els needs to be said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 thats not even true, all they have to do to replace the flux compacitator is reverse the polarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jul 14 2005, 12:32 AM That thing is awesome! i hope they get a grip of cash. im slutting this link up because it will only be live for so long... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...eName=WDVW&rd=1 Peepit!!!! Quoted post dude that thing has a flamethrower on each arm. badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh I thought this was some serious shit like Ong's Hat or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by Issac Brock@Jul 14 2005, 02:25 PM thats not even true, all they have to do to replace the flux compacitator is reverse the polarity Quoted post where was my head? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Watch this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 a bed is a great time machine think about it heh did...did i just like blow your mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jul 13 2005, 09:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jul 13 2005, 09:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KYU@Jul 13 2005, 09:29 PM man that thing wont work, it doesn't even have a flux capacitator Quoted post Quoted post [/b] its weird how on all the movies that have time travel, all have the same "Y" shape thing on the actual machine...in this case the flux capacitor...bil and ted.. look above the phonebooth..shape of "y" interesting facts that i come across... perhaps some leaked proof in all if it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 some stencil kids made that time machine at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 whats a stencil kid?/.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 i think only one of them stencils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "Wait.. I forgot to put the crystals in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Good ole ebay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 14 2005, 05:30 AM The universal time machine, drink a bottle of this and you will wake up in the future in a far away land. Quoted post :golf clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Jul 14 2005, 04:11 PM Watch this movie. Quoted post i did..... I liked it.... i think.... I need to watch it again damn nerds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 im waiting for the rehydrater from back the future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Some MIT kids tried to organize a time traveler's convention last year, but nobody showed up. I think they only advertised it by putting fliers in a bunch of classic books in various libraries, which might have been the problem. They probably should have carved invitations in stone slabs and left them all around the world. It was still a cool idea though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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