vynal richie Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 so my girl is out of town for the weekend and theirs this girl ive been wanting to dig out since the 12th grade . i cal her up set up a date, we go get spanish food some good stuff. we go back to her crib and i gotta shit like really bad. i was trying to play it of but i kept farting and finally i was just like " so how do you fell about pooping on the first date". she looked at me and started laphing and was like are you serious? anyways to make a long storry short we both had been holding it in and shit one after another and then went and had dope sex but i kept smelling poop. is this out of line feedback.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I think you should've posted this on Channel Zero...But on the other hand, do what you gotta do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.anthracis Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Dude, I was hoping she was going to tell you to shit on her. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 You should have eaten her ass out. Girls like that kinda thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 When I read the title of the thread I thought you were wondering if you should be fuck'n them in the ass on the a first date! Then my brain procesed the post incorrectly & I thought you shat on each other! But I'd say, you just wanted her to stick her thounge up your BMX track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyHead Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 :huh2: weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 lemme guezz...did yall wipe each otherz ass 2??.. oh wait...wtf?!!...did u say u smelled shit? thaz sum sik shit ...lookz like sumone needz ass wiping lessonz.. :what: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 lookz lyke sum1 needz inglish lessonz dood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergin_graffer Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 ^^haha I found this to be entertaining, but i expected her to slap you and throw you over her balcony or something of that sort...I guess maybe you should consider yourself lucky.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 cheated on your girl to have shitty sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 hahahahah oh man..i didnt know we needed to ask permission from our date to go to the bathroom... i usually play things off like that but u can only do so for so long...imagine if u didnt go poo and just had straight sex...hahahaha it woulda been funny if u shat while having sex with her...wouldve made for a better thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 You shouldn't cheat on your girlfriend just because she went out of town you douche bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I'm sorry that you're this unintelligent and are out of high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 poorly excecuted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 who pooped first? if she did, did her tightly wound coils smell like feces or flowers? and how could sex be "dope" with the constant smell of shit wafting out of both of your asses? Bottom line, I hope you're lying about your age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Quick question about her bathroom. Where did she put the toilet paper after she wiped her ass? The toilet itself and flushed it down with her shit? Or did she put it into a garbage can that is situated somewhere in said bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 wait...why the hell would she throw the poop napkin in the garbage? do people actually do that?? :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Yeah, thats why i asked. I was exposed to this practice for the first time like in 7th grade went to the bathroom in my girls house and i saw what appeared to be shit stained toilet paper in the garbage needless to say i was like "what the fuck?" she was like "what? my mom said it clogs the toilets." i was like "oh", then she was like "hmmm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Most places in Mexico don't flush their TP. You just get used to the shitty smell. Showering in the same room sucks, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 maybe god was punishing you for cheating on your g/f by giving you a massive case of the shits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Apr 17 2005, 04:32 PM wait...why the hell would she throw the poop napkin in the garbage? do people actually do that?? :shook: Quoted post at the moment I am forced to do this or else my basement floods. Tree roots have grown through my pipes and set up pretty much a filter that my shit tickets can not penetrate. So I have to empty my garbage everyday. It sucks and this summer I get to dig up the yard and put in all new plumbing.....not fun. The fact that the girl was cool enough to admit to having to poo on the first date is cool. I know alot of girls that want guys to think they don't poo they just take it in the ass. negetive props on cheating on your girlfriend though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 wow.should have just shit on her chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris+Apr 17 2005, 05:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zack Morris - Apr 17 2005, 05:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mackfatsoe@Apr 17 2005, 04:32 PM wait...why the hell would she throw the poop napkin in the garbage? do people actually do that?? :shook: Quoted post at the moment I am forced to do this or else my basement floods. Tree roots have grown through my pipes and set up pretty much a filter that my shit tickets can not penetrate. So I have to empty my garbage everyday. It sucks and this summer I get to dig up the yard and put in all new plumbing.....not fun. The fact that the girl was cool enough to admit to having to poo on the first date is cool. I know alot of girls that want guys to think they don't poo they just take it in the ass. negetive props on cheating on your girlfriend though. Quoted post [/b] whatever dude, girls DO NOT shit....... .....ever :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 girls shit from their mouths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 girls "Poot" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CACashRefund Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Apr 17 2005, 07:23 PM cheated on your girl to have shitty sex? Quoted post WORD UP, i hope you girl finds out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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