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Picking a Fight with the Heavy Weight Champion....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Now here's a little story that must be told
    about two bad brothers that are way to bold....

    So Friday night I'm walking with my Friend and we were very drunk
    (even for us!) and we're crossing this major street and I see a black H2.
    Now my friend HATES those fucking Hummers and the people who drive them.
    We're crossing with the light and this truck swings a right and cuts right
    in front of us with like 2 feet to spare. My friend kicks the truck.

    Bad Idea.

    The trucks slows down and is about to pull over when I notice the plate.
    Now I've seen this truck before and I know it who it belongs to.
    I grab my friend by the arm and yell RUN!!!.
    He's says 'what? it's probably some fucking yuppie with a really small dick. what's the problem?'

    so I say, still running
    'That truck belongs to Lennox Lewis! We gotta get the fuck outta here!'

    I dont know if they even stopped the truck, but we wern't going to stick around to find out.
    I am 100% positive that it's his truck, and I really didn't want to meet the man that night.
    The plate which I'm not going to say on here was something like ** TKO **.

    I almost wish he got out of the H2 just so I could see my friends face as he shit his pants.

    The Moral
    Try not to get into a fight with the Heavy Weight Champion of the world.
    Sure it would be cool to show your friend the black eye he gave you,
    but having to wait 3 weeks to wake up from the coma wouldn't be.

  2. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    i would've paid to see this.
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    oh question:

    can you use a wood stain and then put varnish over top of it?
  4. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    isn't that what you're supposed to do?
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    why would you run?

    punched by lewis= $$$$ and :D but $$$$
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2

    I doubt Lewis would have hit anyone.
    He's too well known to go beating strangers.
    Now Tyson will punch a traffic cop who gave him a ticket,
    but Lennox is smarter than that. And besides...

    I'm sure there was probably some little dude in the truck
    who I've never seen in my life who can still punch though bricks.
    That's the guy I am usually more afraid of.

    and it's not like we could out run them if we had to.
  7. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    yes you can.

    and lennox lewis would have more sense than to knock some kid out. that would be such a law suit. you cant physically assault someone for kicking your truck tire. and you really cant do it when you're a trained boxer like that. you know how people used to make jokes (it was real big in the 70's and 80's, when there was alot of 'karate chopping' going on) about how their hands were'registered as deadly weapons'? well theres some truth in that. people that are highly trained in combat techniques can be held to a much more stringent legal level than your average person.

    so in short, he wouldnt have done it, but id take a punch, get my face reconstructed, an still have 100grand left over for ice cream. (assuming he didnt just snap my neck of course)
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    seeking/on the same page

    It would be damn cool to have a black eye from the champ
    (and maybe a photo to prove it was him) but I happen to like
    my face and would be a little upset after he knocked my jaw
    around to the back side of my head.
  9. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    plus you could brag about how you punked him.
  10. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k Elite Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 3,151 Likes Received: 17
    yeah its true about the leathal weapons. i had a buddy back in the day who was a trained boxer who ended up in jail for assault with a deadly because he punched some guy once at a bar and almost knocked his head clean off. kid ended up in the hospital in traction with one of those halos.
    had to get his hands registered as lethal weapons and if he ever punches anyone again without gloves he go directly to jail, no passing go.
  11. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 192
  12. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I remember hearing somewhere that if you were a black belt you could get yourself out of a lot of legal trouble later if you informed the person prior to their ass whoopin' that you were in fact a black belt. Not sure if there was any truth to it.
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    One of my uncles is a life long karate guy and I think he's on his 4th degree black belt.

    He told me that if he was to get into a fight the same laws apply up to a point. I dont know how every state/country deals with it, but here it's a-okay to use 'appropriate stregnth' to defend yourself. If you get attacked with punches, you can defend with punches and not be charged with assault. However the hard part comes when a guys is trained to fight and a punch is more than just a punch. That's when trained fighters can get in bullshit because they are escalating the level of the fight.
  14. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    What!! You're just sitting on a chair of pay-per-view potential!
  15. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    A guy in my crew told the worlds heavy weight champ of kick boxing that his wife should "brush her fucking teeth more often".He also said alot of shit ,my friend knew the guy and smoothed it over as he got whipped outta the bar....top it all off it was niggas works x-mas party.We're retarded for a reason yo!

    I told O'Mera I fucked his mom(local boxing nuts should know...T.T?)..didn't go well he just laughed it off but I knew he'd break my fucking face but i got away with it.