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opening beers with found office objects

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8oholic, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    so far...

    stapler
    ruler
    paper weight (.50 caliber dud)
    corner of my desk
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    Hmmm... try the open tray of the cdrom drive.
     
  3. PHYNE

    PHYNE Guest

    no matter what a bic lighter wil always get a rolling rock,heinekin etc open;)


    but you could try biting it off.......:lol:
     
  4. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    FOUND OFFICE OBJECTS...

    calculator
    marker
    even got glue stick to work
     
  5. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    every wednesday i get to leave work for a few hours and go drink at a local pub while on the clock, so.. bump for beer on the boss' dime.
     
  6. krie

    krie Guest

    no one has mentioned a pen yet ?
    a cd rom ?
    calculator ?
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    open it between an open desk drawer
     
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    or you could get a keychain bottle opener like me
     
  10. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    you're missing the point, and that point is improvisation
     
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    by my count, that's 7 beers opened so far.... how many drank?
     
  12. cultural me

    cultural me Member

    Joined: May 1, 2002 Messages: 911 Likes Received: 8
    a bottle opener? isnt that in every office?
     
  13. bufme1

    bufme1 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 2,340 Likes Received: 2
    no office for me..........

    aerosol can, shovel.....


    anyone notice that Sam Adams is always tougher than other beers?
     
  14. 455

    455 Guest

    hahaha......I remember getting wasted at work..

    yeah..

    corner of the desk or chair
    bic pen
    box cutter
    lighter
    edge of the door handle
    and "borrowed" bottle openers off the aisle

    Safeway ruled.haha.

    oh,I forgot to mention the beer was free-care of Safeway.
     
  15. toyeattoywar

    toyeattoywar Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2002 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 1
    try a staple remover
    that just sounds fun
     
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