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opening beers with found office objects

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8oholic, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic 12oz Veteran Member

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    opening beers with found office objects

    Discussion started by fr8oholic - Feb 4, 2003

    so far...

    stapler
    ruler
    paper weight (.50 caliber dud)
    corner of my desk
     
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  2. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    Hmmm... try the open tray of the cdrom drive.
     
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  3. PHYNE

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    no matter what a bic lighter wil always get a rolling rock,heinekin etc open;)


    but you could try biting it off.......:lol:
     
  4. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic 12oz Veteran Member

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    fr8oholic - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    FOUND OFFICE OBJECTS...

    calculator
    marker
    even got glue stick to work
     
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    Giving Tree - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    every wednesday i get to leave work for a few hours and go drink at a local pub while on the clock, so.. bump for beer on the boss' dime.
     
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    krie - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    no one has mentioned a pen yet ?
    a cd rom ?
    calculator ?
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

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    open it between an open desk drawer
     
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    holler
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    or you could get a keychain bottle opener like me
     
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    you're missing the point, and that point is improvisation
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    by my count, that's 7 beers opened so far.... how many drank?
     
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  12. cultural me

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    cultural me - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    a bottle opener? isnt that in every office?
     
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    no office for me..........

    aerosol can, shovel.....


    anyone notice that Sam Adams is always tougher than other beers?
     
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    455 - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    hahaha......I remember getting wasted at work..

    yeah..

    corner of the desk or chair
    bic pen
    box cutter
    lighter
    edge of the door handle
    and "borrowed" bottle openers off the aisle

    Safeway ruled.haha.

    oh,I forgot to mention the beer was free-care of Safeway.
     
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    toyeattoywar - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    try a staple remover
    that just sounds fun
     
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