fr8oholic Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 so far... stapler ruler paper weight (.50 caliber dud) corner of my desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Hmmm... try the open tray of the cdrom drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 no matter what a bic lighter wil always get a rolling rock,heinekin etc open;) but you could try biting it off.......:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 FOUND OFFICE OBJECTS... calculator marker even got glue stick to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 every wednesday i get to leave work for a few hours and go drink at a local pub while on the clock, so.. bump for beer on the boss' dime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 no one has mentioned a pen yet ? a cd rom ? calculator ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 open it between an open desk drawer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 holler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 or you could get a keychain bottle opener like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL or you could get a keychain bottle opener like me you're missing the point, and that point is improvisation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 by my count, that's 7 beers opened so far.... how many drank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 a bottle opener? isnt that in every office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 no office for me.......... aerosol can, shovel..... anyone notice that Sam Adams is always tougher than other beers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 hahaha......I remember getting wasted at work.. yeah.. corner of the desk or chair bic pen box cutter lighter edge of the door handle and "borrowed" bottle openers off the aisle Safeway ruled.haha. oh,I forgot to mention the beer was free-care of Safeway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 try a staple remover that just sounds fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 try using a desk lamp.......i'd do it but i dont have a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 I can get 'em open with house keys and car keys. Any size any color. Yup.... no longer do keys serve just one purpose.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 I have a friend that got drunk one night and decided to come up with creative ways to open beer bottles..first he used his eye socket...then a few beers later he used his ball sack to open a brewski...took him a few tries and a bit of blood but he succeeded...it was fuckin scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 put the bottle between your thighs.. sounds like an exciting idea:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Break the bottle at the neck like a real badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ^^^ i have a couple little scars on my lips from doing that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 CHAPSTICK. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by me IS cool I can get 'em open with house keys and car keys. Any size any color. Yup.... no longer do keys serve just one purpose.:idea: hey I do this too! tahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 anything u can pretty much nudge under the cap and yer thumb, that or anythign solid and stable that has a corner of some sort. what kind of a office has beers in it anyways man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by fr8oholic so far... stapler ruler paper weight (.50 caliber dud) corner of my desk you sir, are a genious. i love this thread :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Next olympic discipline right there. The old S-trains here have this little ledge-thing inside in the ceiling, its like made for opening a beer. Ill show anybody that comes around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by podrido what kind of a office has beers in it anyways man? my office. ive used an angle grinder to grind a cap off a few times an african speed wrench will work in a pinch but now i carry a bottle opener on me cause im lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 bump for later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 one time i used my cell phone to open a beer, seatbelts work good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 http://www.beerlovercam.com/images/office.jpg'> I've never ever not drank a beer because I couldn't get it open. NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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