Gunm Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 SO today i borrowed this dope ass camera from my mom and I went around (blank) today snapping off photos. At one point I had to go to the bathroom and thus a nice little pissing spot was in order. I found a nice little alleyway that was perfect and I began walking down it to do my duty. Just a small matter of stepping over some random lumber pile where I can be out of sight and piss in peace. Cue the intense piercing sensation in my left foot. I look down and there it was.....a huge nail that went right through the bottom of my shoe and through my fucking foot. I nearly throw up sliding my foot off the nail and when i get it off, the nail is bright red with my blood. It doesn't take a genius to see the nail was rusty as fuck. The sensation of just having stepped in a puddle is my sock and shoe quickly getting saturated with blood. I hobbled back to my car and went to the hospital where things got even more interesting. Some homeless bum in a wheelchair keeps screaming for a bed pan and when he is continuously ignored, he whips out his big black pecker and proceeds to piss into a bottle. Security does little to intervene except to throw an old jacket over him. Oh, and when i was waiting in the actual white room waiting for a doctor, I started going through these bins of donated clothing hoping to find some money or other forgotten goodies. In the inner pocket of this one leather jacket i found a sandwich bag filled with weed seeds, stems and TWO BAGGIES OF CRACK COCAINE. So gross. I dropped that shit like it was hot. Right back into the jacket it went, a nasty little suprise for whomever that jacket ends up going too. Anyway, I got a shot in my ass for tetnus, bandage for my foot and a vicadin down my throat. My foot is throbbing like a mo' fo'. Shit *edited for possible things that coulda given away my secret identity.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Damn dude...You should really try to NOT walk on nails. Kidding..I have also stepped on nails like and it sucks like a somabitch..Good luck to ya,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Ouch. I've never stepped on a nail that went thru my foot. I have though ripped the skin off my palm on a rusty screw when I was younger. :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 So where are the pictures ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 i was like 11, i was dancing around i stepped on a toothpick that was inside this styrafoam ball thing that my brother was doing some shit with. i was barefoot, it went right into my foot and went up to that little bone that sticks out on the right side on my right foot. the doctor asked if i wanted to keep it for a souvineir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 and did you keep it?? jesus , you guys need to follow through on this stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 my brother shot me in the foot with a bb gun and had to get it surgically removed, i stabbed him in the leg once.:lol: fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by Telo So where are the pictures ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 what kind of shoes were you wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Yipes .. sorry to hear that homey. At least you got to see some hot man cock, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 and can someone tell me why the thought of selling the crack for some quick dough didnt flow through your head...thats easy money, man i wish i stepped on a nail...some people have all the luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL69/1772372/3410819/41859710.jpg'> Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 ...damn, that sounds like a grimey-ass hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 ...ummm, I've stepped on a couple...thumb tacks in my time. Yeah....that kinda hurt too. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I've stepped on thumbtacks. Shit is NOT fun, especially when it's so deep in that you can't get ahold of it to pull it out. I've also stapled my thumb. That hurt a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 and why did you not take the crack and smoke it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 did you stile get to take your piss? and no flicks of the black bum pissing in the bottle..????? man! anyway good luck with the foot...thats one advanture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I must have been 8 or 9 I was playing withsome freinds there was this ditch deal we where in, so anyway I fall in this the ditch onto a 2x4 with a nail sticking out and it goes into my knee, it sucked bad. Then after that incident I had a thing for puncturing myself with nails cause 3 times within that year i stepped on nails, call me mt tetnus (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N I've also stapled my thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 that crack would probably have helped get rid of the pain. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 Pictures? Nothing that spectacular...just two bloody dots on my foot...one where the nail went in and one where it went out. And as for keeping the crack...you gotta be kidding me. i've done a lot of shitty things in my time but selling crack has not and will not be one of them. Yes, I still took my piss before hobbling back to my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 http://www.in-machina.com/~reece/picturebook/retard-q30.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadangry Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 stepping on sharp objects sucks. when i was in school i took a 3d class, we had to weld this metal a little thinner than a hanger into a sculpture thing, left that shit on my floor went to sleep, get up the next morn. stepped right on the end, shit went about 2 inches into my foot, not cool. never went to the hospital tho, i dont like shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Your hospital sounds ghetto, except for the free clothing and drugs give away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS And as for keeping the crack...you gotta be kidding me. i've done a lot of shitty things in my time but selling crack has not and will not be one of them. i wasnt being serious man. obviously brit sarcasm doesnt come across on the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS I started going through these bins of donated clothing hoping to find some money or other forgotten goodies. In the inner pocket of this one leather jacket i found a sandwich bag filled with weed seeds, stems and TWO BAGGIES OF CRACK COCAINE. my wife is for ever "donating" my shit. I want my weed seeds and my crack back pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 I saw House of Sand and Fog yesterday and immediately thought of you (lens). There was this scene where Jennifer Connelly is going down a ladder barefoot. She jumps off the last rung and 3 long nails that were sticking out of a board jams through her foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 That’s one hospital I would have fun candy striping in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Europe Your hospital sounds ghetto, except for the free clothing and drugs give away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 what part of your foot did the nail go in? I've done it twice. The first time was on the ball of my foot towards the outside and the second time was right smack in the middle were the foot is the most sensitive. That shit hurt like a mother fucker. My brother fell on a piece of wood and shoved 3 nails all the way through his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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