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Lens' Trip to the Hospital on 01/03/04 and what I found there.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Jan 3, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    SO today i borrowed this dope ass camera from my mom and I went around (blank) today snapping off photos. At one point I had to go to the bathroom and thus a nice little pissing spot was in order.

    I found a nice little alleyway that was perfect and I began walking down it to do my duty. Just a small matter of stepping over some random lumber pile where I can be out of sight and piss in peace.

    Cue the intense piercing sensation in my left foot.

    I look down and there it was.....a huge nail that went right through the bottom of my shoe and through my fucking foot. I nearly throw up sliding my foot off the nail and when i get it off, the nail is bright red with my blood.

    It doesn't take a genius to see the nail was rusty as fuck.
    The sensation of just having stepped in a puddle is my sock and shoe quickly getting saturated with blood.

    I hobbled back to my car and went to the hospital where things got even more interesting. Some homeless bum in a wheelchair keeps screaming for a bed pan and when he is continuously ignored, he whips out his big black pecker and proceeds to piss into a bottle. Security does little to intervene except to throw an old jacket over him.

    Oh, and when i was waiting in the actual white room waiting for a doctor, I started going through these bins of donated clothing hoping to find some money or other forgotten goodies. In the inner pocket of this one leather jacket i found a sandwich bag filled with weed seeds, stems and TWO BAGGIES OF CRACK COCAINE.

    So gross. I dropped that shit like it was hot. Right back into the jacket it went, a nasty little suprise for whomever that jacket ends up going too.

    Anyway, I got a shot in my ass for tetnus, bandage for my foot and a vicadin down my throat. My foot is throbbing like a mo' fo'.


    *edited for possible things that coulda given away my secret identity....
  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,026 Likes Received: 121
    Damn dude...You should really try to NOT walk on nails. Kidding..I have also stepped on nails like and it sucks like a somabitch..Good luck to ya,.
  3. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    Ouch. I've never stepped on a nail that went thru my foot. I have though ripped the skin off my palm on a rusty screw when I was younger.

  4. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    So where are the pictures ?
  5. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    i was like 11, i was dancing around i stepped on a toothpick that was inside this styrafoam ball thing that my brother was doing some shit with.
    i was barefoot, it went right into my foot and went up to that little bone that sticks out on the right side on my right foot.
    the doctor asked if i wanted to keep it for a souvineir
  6. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    and did you keep it?? jesus , you guys need to follow through on this stuff..
  7. MotherEffer

    MotherEffer Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 208 Likes Received: 0
    my brother shot me in the foot with a bb gun and had to get it surgically removed, i stabbed him in the leg once.:lol: fun times
  8. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

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  9. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    what kind of shoes were you wearing?
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Yipes .. sorry to hear that homey.

    At least you got to see some hot man cock, though.
  11. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    and can someone tell me why the thought of selling the crack for some quick dough didnt flow through your head...thats easy money, man i wish i stepped on a nail...some people have all the luck
  12. Melburnian

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  13. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    ...damn, that sounds like a grimey-ass hospital
  14. Scrabble

    Scrabble Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 735 Likes Received: 0
    ...ummm, I've stepped on a couple...thumb tacks in my time. Yeah....that kinda hurt too. Yep.
  15. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    I've stepped on thumbtacks. Shit is NOT fun, especially when it's so deep
    in that you can't get ahold of it to pull it out.

    I've also stapled my thumb. That hurt a lot.