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Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shaolinmasta, May 4, 2006.

  1. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Q. Why are black peoples palms white?

    A. Because everybody's got a bit of good in them.
     
  2. how how are are you you

    how how are are you you Member

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  3. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

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  4. V for Vagina

    V for Vagina Member

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  5. Duck Butter

    Duck Butter Elite Member

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  6. _nightcrawler

    _nightcrawler Elite Member

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    A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day.

    The bear said "When i yell, people run away"
    the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away"
    Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die"
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Hey man, smell my finger...
     
  8. _nightcrawler

    _nightcrawler Elite Member

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  9. NanoBreaker

    NanoBreaker Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 106 Likes Received: 0
    How to get mexicans in and out of a car

    How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?
    Throw a dollar in it.

    How do you get them out?
    Throw in a job application!!!
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2006
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  11. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

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    i thought that was a black joke...

    mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people.
     
  12. V for Vagina

    V for Vagina Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0
    So messicans hehhhhhhh

    How do you fit 100000000000 jews into a car?

    In the ashtray. Bdoom pshhhh. Drunk as fuck woooooooooo.
     
  13. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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  14. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    uhm................?
     
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    Q: How do you know it's midnight at Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch?

    A: When the big hand touches the little hand
     
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