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A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day.

 

The bear said "When i yell, people run away"

the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away"

Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die"

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How to get mexicans in and out of a car

 

How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?

Throw a dollar in it.

 

How do you get them out?

Throw in a job application!!!

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How to get mexicans in and out of a car

 

How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?

Throw a dollar in it.

 

How do you get them out?

Throw in a job application!!!

 

i thought that was a black joke...

 

mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people.

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So messicans hehhhhhhh

 

How do you fit 100000000000 jews into a car?

 

In the ashtray. Bdoom pshhhh. Drunk as fuck woooooooooo.

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A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day.

 

The bear said "When i yell, people run away"

the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away"

Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die"

 

 

uhm................?

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Q: How do you know it's midnight at Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch?

 

A: When the big hand touches the little hand

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stolen from comedy central

 

 

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

 

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

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stolen from comedy central

 

 

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

 

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

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pick up line rejections.

 

person 1: Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

 

person 2: Yes they are tired. I was looking for a brain cell.

 

 

hahahaha. fuckin blinkos.

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So messicans hehhhhhhh

 

How do you fit 100000000000 jews into a car?

 

In the ashtray. Bdoom pshhhh. Drunk as fuck woooooooooo.

 

 

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: .....thats wrong man.

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mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people.

 

What planet are you from? I'm not saying they are, but everyone agrees Mexicans are lazy, even if they aren't.

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i thought that was a black joke...

 

mexicans are stereotypically hardworking people.

 

agreed

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mexicans are lazy but the fact that you always see them outside working on lawns and shit makes it look like theyre hard working...dont let it fool ya its because they cant get any other jobs...you really think its hard work to rake leaves and mow a lawn??

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