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hit on me (best/worst pick up lines)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Jul 16, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    hit on me (best/worst pick up lines)

    Discussion started by willy.wonka - Jul 16, 2004

    1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
    2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
    3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
    4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
    5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
    6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Tit Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
    9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
    10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
    11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
    12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
    13. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
    15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
    16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
    18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
    19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
    20. My name is Wonka... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
    21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
    22. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
    23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
    24. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
    25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
    26. If you and I were the last male and female on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
    27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
    28. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
    29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???
    30. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them


    i have used some of these on girls and they love it
     
  2. the_gooch

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    the_gooch - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    i've actually used this while being drunk, but not w/ the intention of scoring, just to make myself laugh and to watch the confusion from the girl in question:

    "hi, i'm joe. i'm unemployed and live in my grandmothers basement. i really like porn, and i have a lot of debt i need to pay off."


    i have ALWAYS got the best looks of bewilderment from every girl.

    so awesome!

    **by the way i have a job now, the rest is all still the same.
     
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  3. slave_one

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    slave_one - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    some of the ones i've heard, but never used on me:

    Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
     
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  4. EyeforAnEYE

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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    How much?
     
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  5. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines)

    i like this one... i'll test it tonight.
     
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  6. ClueTwo

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    ClueTwo - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    This is a definte winner.....
     
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  7. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    Comedy. Im using these very soon.
     
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  8. KYU

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    KYU - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    "who's your daddy?"
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    normally i just tell the ladies im THE ONE AND ONLY BIG TEASEOLA.

    then their panties get wet, and slide off shortly after.
     
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    alure - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. <--haha love that one!!!


    if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole!
     
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  11. Jake Stevens

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    Jake Stevens - Replied Jul 16, 2004

    im gonna get my mates to go through the list askin girls tomoro nite when we go out which ever one works ill let you kno late dublin time on sunday!
     
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    the_gooch - Replied Jul 17, 2004

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  13. CrazyLazy

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    CrazyLazy - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    hahahaha. this thread is funny.
     
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  14. TURBOCAPSLOK

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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    OK OK GOT ONE


    STAND AT A BAR AND CALL A GIRL OVER USING YOUR FINGER

    WHEN SHE GETS THERE, SAY TO HER

    IF I CAN MAKE YOU COME WITH ONE FINGER, IMAGINE WHAT I CAN DO WITH TWO
     
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    CrazyLazy - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    ^^^hahaha. that's good. BUu that relies on her actually walking to you.
     
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