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hit on me (best/worst pick up lines)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Jul 16, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
    2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
    3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
    4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
    5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
    6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Tit Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
    9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
    10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
    11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
    12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
    13. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
    15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
    16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
    18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
    19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
    20. My name is Wonka... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
    21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
    22. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
    23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
    24. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
    25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
    26. If you and I were the last male and female on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
    27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
    28. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
    29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???
    30. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them

    i have used some of these on girls and they love it
  2. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    i've actually used this while being drunk, but not w/ the intention of scoring, just to make myself laugh and to watch the confusion from the girl in question:

    "hi, i'm joe. i'm unemployed and live in my grandmothers basement. i really like porn, and i have a lot of debt i need to pay off."

    i have ALWAYS got the best looks of bewilderment from every girl.

    so awesome!

    **by the way i have a job now, the rest is all still the same.
  3. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    some of the ones i've heard, but never used on me:

    Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
  4. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines)

    i like this one... i'll test it tonight.
  6. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    This is a definte winner.....
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Comedy. Im using these very soon.
  8. KYU

    KYU Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2004 Messages: 437 Likes Received: 0
    "who's your daddy?"
  9. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    normally i just tell the ladies im THE ONE AND ONLY BIG TEASEOLA.

    then their panties get wet, and slide off shortly after.
  10. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. <--haha love that one!!!

    if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole!
  11. Jake Stevens

    Jake Stevens Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 26, 2002 Messages: 1,663 Likes Received: 9
    im gonna get my mates to go through the list askin girls tomoro nite when we go out which ever one works ill let you kno late dublin time on sunday!
  12. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
  13. CrazyLazy

    CrazyLazy Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2003 Messages: 1,681 Likes Received: 0
    hahahaha. this thread is funny.

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

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  15. CrazyLazy

    CrazyLazy Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2003 Messages: 1,681 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^hahaha. that's good. BUu that relies on her actually walking to you.