Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) in the words of Jazzy Jeff... "let's get some ribs and get busy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) phone trick sounds dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Some Nerd Pick up lines dd your own nerdy pick-up lines in the comments section 1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6. Baby, you overclock my processor. 7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves. 8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive 9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers. 10.You defragment my life. 11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? 12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation. 13. Baby, let me find your nth term. 14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long 16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical? 17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up. 18. I’m a fermata… hold me 19. I think my heart just lagged. 20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities. 21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT! 22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. 23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified. 24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! 25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply 26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me. 27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up 28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1 30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays? 31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. 32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile) 33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase. 34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency? 35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1 36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force 37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption. 38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! 39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? 40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? 42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it 43. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod 44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves 45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx? 46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress 47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction 48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite. 49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you) 50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) haha@#30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) T;5994471']nice. But u guys are sleeping on my phone trick. that shit sounds like it'll have her thinking....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) nah shit works like clockwork. Cause its hard to talk at clubs or lounges cause music its kinda hard to break the ice yo so what your #. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) any chicks wanna holla hit my PM box, and I'll hit your box. ...now we play the waiting game..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) excuse have you seen a henway around here? whats a henway? enough to break the ice, my name is _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ^ thats gay. its not even funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Poesia that trick is classic no lie, my buddy pulled that on a girl on a bus ride he phoned himself off her phone and then acted as if she was phoning him, and made fun of her for "hitting on him" she laughed like crazy and dude was in good trick proper execution is key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) has to be flawless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) When I'm drunk... "Sup... damn you're cute." SMASH "Sup... so what do you like better, high school or this apartment?" SMASH "Sup... want another drink?" SMASH REALLY DRUNK "BABY GIRL!!! DAMN!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" *pulls into room and shuts door* SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ^ thats gay. its not even funny. really? i was planning on using that one damn. gotta scratch that one off the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) really? i was planning on using that one damn. gotta scratch that one off the list. you: hey, how heavy is an elephant? girl: i dont know. you: heavy enough to break the ice. bla bla bla girl: OMG. fuck me. you: SMASH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you see a girl from across the room motion the girl with your index finger for her to come towards you when she gets there say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ^ hahahaha thats fucking gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you see a girl from across the room motion the girl with your index finger for her to come towards you when she gets there say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" haha, game-set-match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) im like a snow storm 10 inches of me overnight and youll be home for 3 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i hit the yoshi on 'em then super mario that ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i like the shooting star one. where you put your arm around her. it always gets a laugh. you sit next to a girl, act like you see a shooting star, and say "oh look, shooting star" follow the invisable "star" with your arm, and end it with your arm on her opposite shoulder. or do the classic arm stretch :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "girl you have the whitest teeth ive ever come across" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Want to go halves on a bastard? Amazing.:lol: -That *insert article of clothing* is very becoming on you..of course, if I was on you id be cumming too. you see a girl from across the room motion the girl with your index finger for her to come towards you when she gets there say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" HA! ...prolly good for a slap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 1."You look familiar, come one how do I know you?? ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams" 2."Did it hurt?? When we fell from heaven?" 1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. 9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? 11. You are the reason men fall in love. 12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. 15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) 16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? 17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams. 18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! 20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 23. If I followed you home, would you keep me? 24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. 28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! 29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? 31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? 32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 33. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out. 35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous. 36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 37. How you doin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 37. How you doin? Cant go wrong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born_To_Lose Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) were you born on a farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 38. Please come here, I'm desperate. 39. Didn't we go to different schools together? 40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away. 41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents 42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together. 43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty! 44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I? 45. I love you, you're the best. 46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever. 47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities. 48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll. 50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious. 51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! 52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it? 53. If I were bread, would you be my butter? 54. God was showing off when he made you. 55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over. 56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do? 58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns! 59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 60. I'm The Man in Demand 61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. 63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 64. Do you have a boyfriend? 65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? 67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you". 68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you. 69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time 70. Can I dip you in chocolate? 71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow? 72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream. 73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking? 74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) yeah..i remember all these....i had the 500 pick up lines list back in 98. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you. 76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you. 77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. 78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb. 79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here) 80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. 81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad. 82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. 83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM! 84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous. 85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. 86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead? 87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. 88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect. 89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out! 90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart. 91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course. 92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day. 93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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