Guest BROWNer Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 look at tease opening up a big gay can of corn and pouring it all over himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by BROWNer look at tease opening up a big gay can of corn and pouring it all over himself... hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STYLEISKING Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Nice shoes, wanna fuck? this pick up line worked for me once! i made a comment on the her shoes,and we talked all nite,next thing i know shes sleeping with me!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 girl you are so fine , i would drink a tub of your bathwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anal rapist Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Want to go halves on a bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 'Nice shoes... wanna fuck?' *edit- Oh wait, sometimes the old pagedown pagedown pagedown post reply technique don't always work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by anal rapist Want to go halves on a bastard? In-sane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by anal rapist Want to go halves on a bastard? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 one time i punched a girl in the eye by accident. i profusely apologized. late than nite i blackedout and apparently i left the bar w/ 2 of her friends at seperate times. i have no idea what i did w/ them. exactly 1 week later i fucked the 1 girl. i got 2 numbers and didnt know who was who so i just called one. at 1st she was all, im surprised you called me. i never asked what that meant. anyways, i lived w/ her pretty much for a month and a half. this girl bought a $200,000 brand new condo cash down. shed cook italian dinners and shit. so thats how you fucks pick up a chick, give one of their friends a line to the eye (thus becoming the wild guy), then apologize (thus becoming the nice guy). so you are what a girl generally wants, the good bad guy or bad good guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by STYLEISKING Nice shoes, wanna fuck? yeah...my old roommate got this one to work as well. of course he was really, really fucked up and he probably said it to thirty girls. it only worked when he ran into one of our friends sisters...she of course thought it was funny. BOTTOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 deuce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i heard about this guy a ladies man, he goes up to girls at the bar and says, can i buy you a drink and fuck afterwards? 8 out of 10 i was told; will take up the offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Truth is, 90% of these lines are totally stupid and unoriginal...biggest truth is, if the girl likes you she doesnt really care 90% of the times. Best pick up thing i've heard of being done, was this dude, that drove right next to this girls car, tossed his celly in her car and told her 'i'll call you at 9' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 no one ever listens to me, but its the truth. Buy a cute dog and love it and take care of it. One thats not too big so girls won't be intimidated. .pussy magnet. Pick up lines don't work. dogs do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 My dog is probably the cutest dog i've seen and no girl has ever approached because of her presence..but i agree with you, fuck pick up lines, just go over and talk, i dont care for girls that fall with pick up lines to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 not gonna believe it, but you cannot imagine the amount of play i've gotten because i want to be a bull rider. sometimes, when i'm in mode, i'll actually say that i am a bull rider because nobody can name one off the top of their head, it's awesome. double image madness...especially when you can back up the pretense on the mechanical bull. "save a horse, ride a cowboy" to the fullest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 sigh. maybe i am the only girl that thinks a dog would work. Cowboys can be quite sexy at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 You know whats fuckin pussy magnet? A struggle inc tshirt, girls feel the need to read everysingle word in there and after being focused on your chest for 10 minutes they eventually feel the need to atleast smile to you, or start a convo..works everytime. support your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i think.... there are different pussy magnets according to different kinds of girls. thus, the possibilities are endless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 yeah, like i said...if the girl likes you pretty much anything works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 yep, tesseract's got it...a girl knows pronto if she's into you or not. if she is, it doesn't matter, you're getting play...unless you turn out to be a complete dumbass i guess, but that's a whole different ballgame. hey cinched, do you ever go to hogs n honeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I thought you were from arkansas or something until i noticed we live in the same city. hogs n honeys? no. I've never heard of it. And i'd prob be scared to go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 nah, hogs is dope. it's the sister bar to coyote ugly in new york. drinks are reasonable ($1 vodka redbulls and $1 bacardi cokes on wednesdays) the crowd is chill, they play rock, and there's a mechanical bull!!! it does't get too much better. it's right near joe's on weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 haha. i think my girl has gone there. she goes to circus and all those places in the area. besides, i'm not much into the chicago night scene. call me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 crazy:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngerCMKill Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i think if you come in "Hogs n Honeyz" at the right time (later, after all the beer is consumed from them giant mugs) any line will work on the drunk white birds.... drunk white birds!!! gotta love em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i hate pretty much everything else in the area...crowbar, circus, etc. i think the only exception is that joe's will bring in some big name, kick ass country every once in a while which is dope. i just don't get the whole "let's go cram ourselves into a room with a bajillion people and pretend that computer music is cool to get play" scene. hogs will get crowded no doubt, but it's one of those spots that you don't feel like you have to dance. oh, plus they have a bull. :loopy2: *anger, you're right, especially if you participated in the $1 refills and you have the liquid courage enhancement in full effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Nah dude, puppies and small dogs definitely work. Unless the girl hates puppies, which is not often. It also works the other way around... I've met plenty of hot girls who brought their puppies to the beach by going over and playing adoringly with their dogs. Melts their hearts right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by phism - "hey, it ain't gonna suck itself." hahahaha. the mr. says this one... its halarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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