armand hammer Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) me:excuse me could you make me a map? girl:a map to where? me:a map to you're heart girl: :lol: thats so cheesy awww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) come sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. not a lot ever pops up for old gramps, im afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Great legs, what time do they open? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you.. "wanta order a pizza and fuck?" her.... "no" you ..."what you don't like pizza" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Girl, I want to share my love with you........ then pull it out and spray my romance all over your belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) idk if yall heard of those silly bands kids are wearing now adays but i started wearing one and all the hot chicks know about them and flip when they see em. like " omg you have a silly band?! what kind is yours?" definitley a good conversation starter. This is the gayest thing I have read all day. Wat r u liek 12 y o? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) this thread is just terrible. good lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Hahahahaha last time I was in the ER I dranky own piss. True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "Drop the barbie & get in the van!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) hey, you wanna dance? no? well then i guess a blowjob is out of the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i just give the bitches my ice grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) this thread is just terrible. good lord. acuatly it's kind of funny besides who the fuck would yous a ''pick up line'' any-fuckin-way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hey you" "hi" "no, not you" "oh, *looks around* well then who?" "ok, yea you :)" "giggle giggle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Food Taqueria Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you: is that a mirror in your pants? girl: lol wut you: oh, cause I wanna fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ever been to a place called molestme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeAmbition Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "Are you famous or something?" GUYS, that shit doesn't work. If I was famous I'd have paparazzi surrounding me but I don't. Find a new line. thanks-xo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Tits or GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) HEY GIRL . . . LETS FUCK ... LIKE NOW ... CMON BITCH ,, CMOOOOOOOOON ,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Panties vanisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Hello, My name is __________. The weather is nice. OH yea the economy sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Worst Pickup Lines... What's your worst/best pickup line? :naughty: "...Get in the trunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... worst attempt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "my dick just died can i bury it in your asshole?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "whats your opinion on me drowning my cock in your vagina tonight?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Seeing as it's Christmas time, I'd like to offer you a chance to see the North Pole..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChunkyBoyz4Life Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Does this smell like chloroform to you? ^^^Actually that is the best pick up line ever. It has never failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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