armand hammer Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i texted a girl that if she didnt shut up id cock slap her she said "nuh uh" i didnt say anything after that till we met and watched knight and day. i got so bored i stood up at the back of the cinema and cock slapped her. does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Girl did you fall from heaven??? Cause your face is mashed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Its probably been used but fuck it, hey girl, how bout u seat on my lap and then we can talk about the first thing that pops up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "who's your daddy?" this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you see a girl from across the room motion the girl with your index finger for her to come towards you when she gets there say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" i picture myself getting slapped across the face saying this:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) There's 206 bones in the human body.....do you want another one?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Bend over and pretend I'm Kobe Bryant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) When a girl says "sorry. i have a boyfriend" simply say "yeah? thats awesome. i have a goldfish." when she gives you a weird look just say; "oh, sorry. i thought we were talking about shit that didnt matter." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) my buddies favorite drunk line... "Hey baby, got the time? oh, nevermind i got it right here (gestures towards the genitals while saying) Seven and a haaalf!" or something like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Sweet moose knuckle. Thank god those date rape charges got dropped. My herpes look like they may flare up soon, let's hurry up and do it already. You remind me of my ex girlfriend but way hotter, she's gonna be so jealous. I think I slept with your mom. Say this one to a preggo or a mom... You obviously put out cause you have a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) heeey baby, wanna go back to my place and act out a porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ^ that might actually be a good conversation piece nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) 'warning, do not try to keep up with this watch.' hahaha. that's pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) I noticed you noticing me, so I just wanna put you on notice that I notice you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) home boy sent me a pic of his AM boner this morning. that totally counts. i recommend that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i concur ive surprised dick pic texted a few girls its funny to the point and cant go that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) hey do you have the time? i dont give a shit fuck u u stank hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) hey r u in school wat r u studyin.. ME TOO!! (a lie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANERS Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) idk if yall heard of those silly bands kids are wearing now adays but i started wearing one and all the hot chicks know about them and flip when they see em. like " omg you have a silly band?! what kind is yours?" definitley a good conversation starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) If any of these lines get rejected, just say "Why you bein' so picky, I wasn't!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVLDOG85 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) The Henway and Elephant ones remind me of... Just walk up to the girl and say~ "Giant Polar Bear." She obviously replies~ "What?" You respond~ "It's an icebreaker...." Commence to be shunned away! Then go call an ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVLDOG85 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Or you can go this route "Would you like to be my iceberg?" ~"What?" "Well I was the ice-breaker, now you can smash my Titanic." End result, usually the same as above^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) thread is comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Reserve Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) wanna go half on a baby with me haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Reserve Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) or hey girl your daddy let you date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hey girl, those are the whitest teeth ive ever come across" or motion a girl over with your index finger and when she comes up to you say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) just follow this dude's lead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZJgsrODe4 4:08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "my dick died...can i bury it in your ass?" -doug benson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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