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they don't even wear fubu anymore where i live. they all wear ecko and tribal now. its interesting to see people wearing shirts with dalek's or giant's work on it but have no appreciation for it.

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suvs can be seen from the moon

 

dont you love it when you see a lil lady in a huge SUV trying to back out of a space? ..shell have plenty of room to get out of there, but since the friggin car is the size of a gadam tank she cant see that she has enough space. i think they are the worst idea ever and its sad that everyone owns them now a days...same goes to cell phones, cuz suvs and cell phones go hand in hand.

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Originally posted by aerosolfunk

good sex. and the phone rings...

 

... and it is your boyfriend friend's...

 

.people who don't know how to write correctly.... as in not being able to spell or write correct grammar while spewing nonsense about 'tapping' ratty ass hunnies.

 

.the fucked up nightmare i had last night.

 

.house music

 

.being under 21 while my friends aren't

 

.my sister borrowing my bathrobe.

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the people on cell phones at the video store talking to there friend about what they want to rent , and reciting almost all the fucking videos on the whole store

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whenever we had to read aloud in class , and ppl were retarded and couldnt read half the words, and couldnt pronounce the othert half .

 

tutoring ppl , just bc im smart dont punish me

 

asian girls that walk in the mall in groups of 1000 , talking on cell phones to their friends who are on the other side of the group .......

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-Skinny ass bitch in my class that stares at me.

-Anybody that stares at me.

-People that think they're funny, but they're not.

-People with no manners that can't even say "please" or "thank you".

-People that are loud in public just to get attention.

-People that complain about shit, but don't do anything about it.

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those crappy Olive Garden ads that all start with the guy saying "My italian mother"... like we all have a bunch of them... yeah, I like the Olive Garden but my German mother kicks my ass when I go there, My Irish mother doesn't really mind though...

 

 

but I kinda like that 'healthy bar' ad where the woman has 2 big cinnamon buns on her ass...

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when you stay up all night doing an assignment, and then when you get to school the next day and noone else has done the it and the teacher gives the whole class an extension, ITS HAPPENED TWICE THIS WEEK!

 

The girl that tutors my friend, shes scary.

 

when people who dont write try to use the lingo to sound cool,and they say shit like "graffiti taggers","tag signs" or "graffiti vandal gangs"

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Originally posted by Devilush

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-asian guys who have the weirdest haircuts. the ones with the shaved head but have like two starnds of hair (which is dyed a different color) in the front

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Haha!

 

Devilush, that is the funniest haircut! I'm forever laughing at kids with that shit....By the way, me and my friends call those kids "sprouts" because they have two sprouts of hair growing out of their head.

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i have a lot of them,school,the people in school,the teachers,people who always try to act like theyre on acid,stoners who make sure everyone knows they smoke weed( you know those guys who walk around and are like man i got so fucking high all i do is smoke weed we got so fucking high),umpaloompa's..........small children,especialy babies...and my little brother.

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hgfg

 

Girls who arent cool and try to be, and wear shirts that say like angel, or purr-fect, or some thing gay and cutesy.

Those same girls who jock Jennifer Lopez but always call her J.LO, and pronounce nelly furtado like fur-tato, like potato. who also talk to themself talking about howtheyre going to kill people/cut themselves and they never do, and blame everything on their paxil,who also wear shirts that are to short and you can see the fat ass beartrail,gross, and dont do shit in gym class!!!! I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH

Volunteering at a community center, after school, and help with a group of 6th graders that would be ok, if it werent for the fact, 2 of them are spoiled brats, who have a physcho case of ADHD, and they dont listen to me, and they waste the other kids time, cause I always have to deal with them,

18 year olds, that go after 8th and 9th graders,

people that want to be cops

peopl that want to be in the army

Wrestling

Losers who qoute wrestlers

Retarded kids

COPS

These retarded girls in my english, class that think Jett jackson on the disney channel is a tight freestyler.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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having to hear people's private sounds in public...

(farts, sniffling, lip-smacking, horking, teeth sucking!)

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not being able to find weed when you need it

the yard not having any paintable trains

not having a sexy asian girlfriend

not having a sexy asian girlfriend to give me a traditional thai massage

guilt trips

indian guys who dont wear deoderant

taggin on shit in the yard

leaving cans in the yard

not having a sexy asian muslim girlfriend

not being able to buy cigarettes in packs of five

(you know, sometimes you need 1)

crackheads

sluts - makin sex dangerous - cause condoms suck!!

not being able to import porn (fuck you customs)

when you buy pirated cd's and they stop working after five listens

not being able to find more weed when you need it

when people are smoking and they dont let you hit the blunt

dry stale blunts

having weed and not having anything to smoke it in

(creativity starts here)

people who don't flush

girls who think they're art critics

people talkin shit on message boards (it is fun tho)

not being able to take a train home with me

not having a sexy asian girlfriend

and last but not least...not having a sexy asian girlfriend!!!!!

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people that talk to you like they've known you forever

when someone comes to my house, and takes their shoes off or sits on my bed without askin

girls that bite

little brothers that knock on your door when your bangin your girl

telemarketers that wake me up at 8 in the mornin to pronounce my name wrong

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Re: hgfg

 

Originally posted by JoeHatesCops

Girls who arent cool and try to be, and wear shirts that say like angel, or purr-fect, or some thing gay and cutesy.

Those same girls who jock Jennifer Lopez but always call her J.LO, and pronounce nelly furtado like fur-tato, like potato. who also talk to themself talking about howtheyre going to kill people/cut themselves and they never do, and blame everything on their paxil,who also wear shirts that are to short and you can see the fat ass beartrail,gross, and dont do shit in gym class!!!! I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH

Volunteering at a community center, after school, and help with a group of 6th graders that would be ok, if it werent for the fact, 2 of them are spoiled brats, who have a physcho case of ADHD, and they dont listen to me, and they waste the other kids time, cause I always have to deal with them,

18 year olds, that go after 8th and 9th graders,

people that want to be cops

peopl that want to be in the army

Wrestling

Losers who qoute wrestlers

Retarded kids

COPS

These retarded girls in my english, class that think Jett jackson on the disney channel is a tight freestyler.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

 

that is so damn hilarious because i agree 110 percent. esp the beginning about girls wearing shirts saying angel and puur fect .. thats fuckin beautiful

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Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES

cell phones that play cute songs

bootleg clothes

the radio

people that ask me for a quarter

pop up ads on the net

people that use coupons that barely did anything to the price

 

ill add on from here:

 

kids from the "ghetto" who's t-shirt costs more then my whole wardrobe

People who argue politics but dont know shit

guys that wear sandals- no socks

when u feel a monster of a poo beckoning you all day- and its just gas

missionaries

people who are good at math

people who dont know what u meen but go along anyways

rotten vagina

white shoes that turn black as soon as they touch the floor

piercings that look ridiculous ( 3 guage lip piercings?)

people who say they've always been down for (insert what ever u want)

crotch rot

candie kids

 

thats all for now

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- people who talk shit & be totally nice to your face

- people who say things and never ever do them

- people who act like someone just to get you, then turn into

someone else.

- people who fuckin stare

- people who are fuckin rude & irritating and think its a GOOD thing

- people who repeatidly make stupid choices than come running to you

crying about it...

 

fuck i cant think right now.....OH yeah. GUYS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR GIRLS?GIRLFRIENDS & treat us like shit.

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Originally posted by Jesus of Nazareth

I have many, but the main one is:

 

PEOPLE THAT CHEW WITH THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS OPEN.

 

i was eating a turkey sandwich with my mouth open while reading that. yay!

 

 

 

my pet peeve is getting caught masturbating

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