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They are posted here, and there and everywhere. Critters. I am a curious critter myself. 
ima begin with a story of a spider. 
 

once upon a time…

When I first moved to Pittsburgh I was amazed at how many bugs and spiders people learn to co exist with. It took me a while, plus a little education, to get comfortable with what to live with and how. 
 

I still learn the most from the hard way tho. 
 

I walked this sidewalk on Saturdays to work and noticed this spider. A black and yellow garden spider. (It has many many common names). 
I walked past her for almost a year   Maybe 9 months. She had her web in the same spot for that duration.  I would get as close as I could to her for a photo and learned that she would shake her web as a deterrent. Watched her eat and everything. 
Then she disappeared. Probably from yard maintenance. 
I still looked for her. After a few seasons passed, no sign of her but this testicle looking egg sac hangin in the same area. 
watched it for a few more seasons. Through a summer and winter and it stayed there. Zero sign of the mom still.  These egg sacs faced the sidewalk. And her web was arms distance from it as well. 
 

my curiosity got the better of me and I clipped not one but two egg sacs and took em home. They sat in a vented jar like I was a child. 

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After a while my curiosity got the BEST of me and I had to open them egg sacs up. 
had to. 
 

I had ZERO idea what to expect. 
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micro shot 

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congratulations. I am mom again. 
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 They all stayed in the webbing for the time being 

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Back in the fuckin jar you all go 

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then they started to make their way out of the vented top. 
 

you can see it getting its shape and coloring 

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I was obsessed but also clueless as to what to in the very near future except to release em over in the cemetery across the street. 

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there was a little area at the base of our stairs that needed a lil sprucing up. 
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so I spruced 

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One day my dude sent me this snap

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We were absolutely baffled as to what happened. So I clipped back and cleaned up 

 

 

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I was outside one day and the neighbor from the back of the building (who no one really ever saw) asked if I planted those flowers and then TOLD me I can’t do that because she is allergic. She was responsible for this she said. We exchanged a few words and I mentioned she probably shouldn’t live directly across from a cemetery if shes allergic to flowers. 
 

(off topic but on Mother’s Day the scent of fresh flowers coming from the cemetery is sad yet beautifully powerful) 

 

 

wondering what this has to do with critters? 
 

bitch had a few houseplants on her porch and I released the jar full of baby spiders in her plants. we were moving anyway. 

 


 

 

 

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attempted selfie with goat. 

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we have an eagles nest not far from our residence. Can’t wait til leaves fall to go back and watch 

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@One Man Banned

 

my one and only encounter. 
moving from west to east-passing through some “spring” town in Colorado. This guy held up traffic as he jaywalked. 
 

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On 9/7/2023 at 6:59 PM, mr.yuck said:

What kind of Disney princess moment did you have where you were able to get a picture of a squirrels butthole?

 

I've been trying to get my own moment with a ground hog that visits our back yard and eats our garden. He's super skiddish.


wait til you see the one I have a squirrel’s lil balls hangin. 
 

make a yuck dummy that resembles you and set it out.

Put some good by it occasionally.

Replace yuck dummy with yuck himself.

Put goods round ya.

Make friend. 

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3 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said:

turtles are so neat. You see them often? 

 

Yeah I think so too. I see them s couple times a year passing through to the big water across the street. Kinda why I want to make a pond for them to see if I can get them to hang around a little longer. Maybe way earlier this year I caught what I assume was a mating pair traveling together. Would be super cool to have them set up shop here and start a family.

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1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

Groundhog, woodchuck, whistle pig.......  never seen them get up on shit like that, dude's robbing your shit

 

Yeah I watched him several months ago try his way up into one of our raised beds. He was like real gingerly trying to see where he could get a foot hold and then decided that was too much work. Today I watched this son of a bitch parkour up that trash can and up on to the pallets like a gymnast. They grow up so quick. 

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2 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

 

Yeah I watched him several months ago try his way up into one of our raised beds. He was like real gingerly trying to see where he could get a foot hold and then decided that was too much work. Today I watched this son of a bitch parkour up that trash can and up on to the pallets like a gymnast. They grow up so quick. 

 

Next month, the boy is gonna have himself a nice broccoli top.  

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