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Vanity

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aww shit... vanity done got hit on.... for the first time... ever...

totally blew it, but that's not the point.

nothing says mack like blushing, sweating, and stuttering.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

so, youre a virgin? or what? details please. this area is about spilling your life out to strangers (wink,wink)

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when I worked in the mall jailbait and uglies would try to mack it to the Zack Morris...I think they were just going touse me to get to screech.

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old enough to drink legally, she was about the same.

i think she was alright... i have a bad habit of not really looking at chicks when they talk to me.

screech is in a band now.

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yeah, tease... i can see how that would suck. :confused:

 

there's not much details. she started talking to me, and checking me out: nothing rude or anything. and i stuttered out responses and tried to change the subject off myself.

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i got one of my sister's friend's coming over to fuck on saturday. she called the other day and she asked me if i wanted her to be my baby mama. she was like "i order for that, we have to have sex." i was like ok but you have to give me head and she said ok. im 19, shes 18. shes got nice titties and overall pretty decent so im down.

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Originally posted by cmeup

ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff...

 

most of them werent to cute though :(

 

i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you...

 

sucks.

 

teasero

 

i had a girl grab my ass while i was painting a legal wall....(theres a really weird thought, me painting a wall...)

and i had this really hot girl grab my ass at college right in front of a whole shitload of people...

 

but no booty from either...

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Originally posted by cmeup

ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff...

 

most of them werent to cute though :(

 

i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you...

 

sucks.

 

teasero

 

 

fuckin word.....if a ugly girl likes me leave it at that...BUT WHEN THEY FUCKIN SEND YOU LETTERS AND ASK YOU TO DANCE....life is unfair

 

im only 15 so i have some more time to get laid:)

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Guest L.RonHubbard

21 year old virgin? man i gots to lauhg...sorry. go get a hoe or something. cause when it comes tim for you to fuck you gon be even more embarassed

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i wish girls would hit on me, why do i always have to do all the hitting?!

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that's cute that you take shit so personally... but it's cool.. i don't take shit personally :D

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C (My girlfirend)says:

u know.......I was jus thinkin bout this mornin

K(ME) says:

What's that?

Cl says:

It's so nice to wake up and see ur boyfriend naked

K says:

Is it really?.....lol

C says:

yes

K says:

Me and my little friend?

Cl says:

lol

C says:

ya ur friend was happy to see me this morning

K says:

Your funny...

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