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Childhood songs

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..the kind that make me look back and think.. about what my parents thought when I sang them.

I was sharing the ones I remembered with some friends the other day and figured y'all might have some too.

 

such as;

(In the Barney tune)

"Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination the only thing that's wrong with him is mental retardation"

there might have been more verses but that's all I remember.

 

 

Also;

(Ol' smokey tune)

""On top of the school house

all covered with blood

I killed my poor teacher with a 44 scud {i think it was}

I went to her funeral

she wasn't quite dead

I got my machine gun,

and blew off her head.

{or i got my laser and melted her head]

they sent me to prison

they sent me to jail

I grabbed a bazooka

and blew them to hell"

 

I don't know what tune this is to because I dont know musical stuff but

 

chorus:

bloody murder

bloody bloody murder

bloody murder this is how you play:

 

verse1

first you take your sisters hair then you tie it to a chair

throw the chair in the fire

then watch your sister expire

ooooooo

 

verse2

first you take a baseball bat

then you take a kitty cat

break the bat on the cat

now you've got a kitty splat

oooo

 

verse3

first you take your loving gran to a river with piran

{hello I forget the rest]

oooooo

 

 

 

then the alternate 'more clean' versoins

 

aggravation rehabilitation

aggravation

this is how you play

 

verse1

first you take a bowling ball

then you roll it down the hall

trip your dad

make him mad

oooo

 

verse2

first you take a garbage bag

then you put it on your head

go to bed

wake up dead

ooooo

 

verse3

first you take a garden hose

then you stick it up your nose

turn it on

then you're gone

ooooooo

 

 

espanish:

 

Me pica un huevo, me la rasqué

me pica el otro, me la chollé

me a una puta

me la culié

yo fui corriendo y no le pagué!

 

 

Una piedra en el camino,

me pegó donde yo orino

y me hizo

llorar y llorar

llorar y llorar...

(no recuerdo si había mas)

 

 

 

 

That's all I can remember for now; if more occur to me I'll toss 'em up

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Yo i never really sang soft shit like this. I was raised listening to old ass Clue tapes, yo. Yo.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO? WHO? WHO?

 

(3 MINUTES OF INCOHERENT JAMAICANS SINGING ABOUT DOGS)

 

YIPPEE-AY-OO

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My name is El Pancho

 

I work on El Rancho

 

I make-a 5 pesos a day

 

I give them to Vickie

 

She play with my dicky

 

And take all my troubles away

 

Oh-lay!

 

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Mother fucking titty sucking two balled bitch

 

your momma's in the kitchen cookin red hot shit

 

your daddy’s in jail, fucking for bail

 

your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale

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Trapped in purgatory

A lifeless object, alive

Awaiting reprisal

Death will be their acquisition

 

The sky is turning red

Return to power draws near

Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears

Abolish the rules made of stone

 

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past

Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

 

Awaiting the hour of reprisal

Your time slips away

 

Raining blood

From a lacerated sky

Bleeding its horror

Creating my structure

Now I shall reign in blood!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin’ on a gopher

Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over:

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.

French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.

Oops, I forgot my spoon!

So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,

Monkey vomit and camel snot,

All wrapped up in birdie poo,

So eat it, 12 oontz, it’s good for you!

With vitamin C, and protein too

And don’t forget the doggie doo!

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