vanfullofretards Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 You're sitting at your computer at home, watching TV, making dinner etc. Just a normal sunday night. Some dumb bitch you were friends with in high school puts up a facebook status talking about how some sick homeless guy just tried to bite her. A little bit of time passes, something doesn't seem quite right... it's eerily quiet. blah blah blah Zombie Apocolypse begins... What's your plan of action?? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Not give a single fuck about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 PPPPPSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT That's not what I would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 i'd spray my zebra cum everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Obviously loot guns and supplies, find a strong group of savages and rape all women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Obviously loot guns and supplies, find a strong group of savages and rape all zombie women fixed/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Lots of you peeple are in urban areas i.e. - fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 fill shit with clean water start finding food call my family and friends and tell them to A) come over or B) i love them and one or both of us is gonna die find more food and water kill people i dont like hide out and not die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Collect guns, ammo, food, clothing, gas Get as much as possible of everything before things get too hairy and shutdown Dip out to farm in middle of nowhere, taking back roads (highways would be clogged or shutdown) Bring a ladder, axe and everything else to second story Destroy stairs. Camp the fuck out. THIS IS AN APOCALYPSE PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Fuck my best friends wife then let him stab me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 go to the roof of the nearest mall. duhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Shoot a documentary about zombie child armies in africa, then get caught masturbating in public the next day. ZOMB 2012! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 form brotherhood of steel. hoard technology & guns. fap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 join the winning team and get my limp on fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 i would get in a van full of retards & tell them to get out hopefully, said van works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Post about it on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Acquire Ninja sword for zombie killing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Die. Inner city=certain death. Unless I can somehow get out via the clogged expressways.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 grab my ak47 and backpack full of water & food(plus my other guns) jump on my mountain bike(the roads will be packed with people trying to leave) and start heading east out of dallas into the country stop by the rendezvous point that me and my buddies have already decided on, if nobody there, continue moving to country once out of the city, and the roads start to open up... rob/kill someone who has a truck and go farther out into the country. throw bicycle into truck i know a few people with hunting leases/cabins, try to find them and bunker down with them. also scoop up any hot bitches and make em fuck/suck in order to ride with for all you saying you would steal guns n ammo... how do you plan on stealing guns away from people who already own them? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 yeah dog i go all city den aint noone watchin mane all city inj mane stay up mane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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