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ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE... What would you do??

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You're sitting at your computer at home, watching TV, making dinner etc.

Just a normal sunday night.

Some dumb bitch you were friends with in high school puts up a facebook status talking about how some sick homeless guy just tried to bite her.

A little bit of time passes, something doesn't seem quite right... it's eerily quiet.

blah blah blah

Zombie Apocolypse begins...

 

 

 

What's your plan of action??

WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!!

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Obviously loot guns and supplies, find a strong group of savages and rape all zombie women

 

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fill shit with clean water

start finding food

call my family and friends and tell them to A) come over or B) i love them and one or both of us is gonna die

find more food and water

kill people i dont like

hide out and not die

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Collect guns, ammo, food, clothing, gas

Get as much as possible of everything before things get too hairy and shutdown

Dip out to farm in middle of nowhere, taking back roads (highways would be clogged or shutdown)

Bring a ladder, axe and everything else to second story

Destroy stairs.

Camp the fuck out.

THIS IS AN APOCALYPSE PEOPLE!

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Shoot a documentary about zombie child armies in africa, then get caught masturbating in public the next day. ZOMB 2012!

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Die.

Inner city=certain death. Unless I can somehow get out via the clogged expressways....

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grab my ak47 and backpack full of water & food(plus my other guns)

 

jump on my mountain bike(the roads will be packed with people trying

to leave) and start heading east out of dallas into the country

 

stop by the rendezvous point that me and my buddies have already

decided on, if nobody there, continue moving to country

 

once out of the city, and the roads start to open up... rob/kill someone

who has a truck and go farther out into the country. throw bicycle into truck

 

i know a few people with hunting leases/cabins, try to find them and bunker down with them.

also scoop up any hot bitches and make em fuck/suck in order to ride with

 

 

 

 

for all you saying you would steal guns n ammo... how do you plan on stealing guns

away from people who already own them? lol

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yeah dog i go all city den aint noone watchin mane all city inj mane stay up mane

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