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grd Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Heaven is one big bingo room with paper tablecloths and sugar free Jello in the flavor of your choice. There are lemon slices floating in the water pitchers. You're probably all wondering how I know this. I asked the Ouija board, that's how. Took forever to spell that all out. Fucking dweebs. When I first read that I thought you meant the little lemon cakes with icing on top and thought 'awesome' then I thought but if they're floating in water that would suck...but now I see you just meant slices of lemon floating in water, which is okay I guess but I'd much rather some little cakes with icing, not floating in water. My point is...will there be cakes with icing in heaven? Can you consult your magic board and get back to me please, this is very important and much of my future behaviour may hinge on your answer. Thanks in advance br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 This is a dumb argument that you were never a part of... thanks for stopping by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 regarding the way we perceive, my parents are everything i am not... they are much closer to you in that sense this REAL SCIENCE you speak of (quantum physics), it has long proved the existence of other realms of existence, "god", a higher connection, etc. find a physicist YOU respect & ask some questions... like almost every kid who gobbled it up out of popular culture, you clearly do not understand the significance of 666... or the man who coined the phrase "the number of the beast"... he too, rocked a ouija board, along with pentagrams. you need a new SN now, no? is the the medal of honor in your military not an inverted pentagram? would it surprise you that people on TELEVISION PROGRAMMING are usually not who they front as..? penn & teller are not the atheists they persuade followers to be... i will leave it at that stop being so angry stop wearing sigils that are designed to bring out the worst in you before you kill or are killed on an important date on a certain calendar stop partaking in human sacrifice that is named "war" then ill stop being stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Oh and anyone that believes in this stuff should pm me. I have some crystal wards that I'll let go for 1000 each. I'll also sell you some of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 When I first read that I thought you meant the little lemon cakes with icing on top and thought 'awesome' then I thought but if they're floating in water that would suck...but now I see you just meant slices of lemon floating in water, which is okay I guess but I'd much rather some little cakes with icing, not floating in water. My point is...will there be cakes with icing in heaven? Can you consult your magic board and get back to me please, this is very important and much of my future behaviour may hinge on your answer. Thanks in advance br0 My board tells me that a lot of Heaven's residents are diabetic or can't process gluten, so they serve gluten free lemon cakes once a week on Saturdays. It warned me a lot of the residents in the children's section confuse them for the yellow Playdoh. I was advised to look on Earth or perhaps in Hell for the kind with icing; the buttery ones. Got any mood rings, LV. 75? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 DAO be arguing with dead niggas all night on ouija boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 im going to use joe rogans metaphor. if somebody were to fart and you didnt hear it, and you had no sense of smell.. you would have no idea that you were sitting in someones funk. whats to say that there isnt millions of things going on all around us that we dont have the sense to detect. argue that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 My board tells me that a lot of Heaven's residents are diabetic or can't process gluten, so they serve gluten free lemon cakes once a week on Saturdays. It warned me a lot of the residents in the children's section confuse them for the yellow Playdoh. I was advised to look on Earth or perhaps in Hell for the kind with icing; the buttery ones. Got any mood rings, LV. 75? Thank you very much, clearly I've been doing it wrong. I've years of helping old people across the road and not coveting my neighbour's wife to make up for! I think I'm going to start by robbing cake shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 like almost every kid who gobbled it up out of popular culture, you clearly do not understand the significance of 666... or the man who coined the phrase "the number of the beast"... he too, rocked a ouija board, along with pentagrams. you need a new SN now, no? OUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 so uhhh.........like who wants to quija then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newer Bigger Better Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 regarding the way we perceive, my parents are everything i am not... they are much closer to you in that sense this REAL SCIENCE you speak of (quantum physics), it has long proved the existence of other realms of existence, "god", a higher connection, etc. find a physicist YOU respect & ask some questions... like almost every kid who gobbled it up out of popular culture, you clearly do not understand the significance of 666... or the man who coined the phrase "the number of the beast"... he too, rocked a ouija board, along with pentagrams. you need a new SN now, no? is the the medal of honor in your military not an inverted pentagram? would it surprise you that people on TELEVISION PROGRAMMING are usually not who they front as..? penn & teller are not the atheists they persuade followers to be... i will leave it at that stop being so angry stop wearing sigils that are designed to bring out the worst in you before you kill or are killed on an important date on a certain calendar stop partaking in human sacrifice that is named "war" then ill stop being stupid 3A... always had much respect i don't think you understand what the word "proved" means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 im going to use joe rogans metaphor. if somebody were to fart and you didnt hear it, and you had no sense of smell.. you would have no idea that you were sitting in someones funk. whats to say that there isnt millions of things going on all around us that we dont have the sense to detect. argue that. So you're one of those "God must exist because you can't disprove him" guys. Those making fantastical claims have the burdon of proof, not us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 yeah. gonna needa name on this clam stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Auerbach Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I at one of those Fiber One 90 Calorie brownies ( ok i had 3) I had to shit urgently, that shit was like a snake made of peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 regarding the way we perceive, my parents are everything i am not... they are much closer to you in that sense this REAL SCIENCE you speak of (quantum physics), it has long proved the existence of other realms of existence, "god", a higher connection, etc. find a physicist YOU respect & ask some questions... like almost every kid who gobbled it up out of popular culture, you clearly do not understand the significance of 666... or the man who coined the phrase "the number of the beast"... he too, rocked a ouija board, along with pentagrams. you need a new SN now, no? is the the medal of honor in your military not an inverted pentagram? would it surprise you that people on TELEVISION PROGRAMMING are usually not who they front as..? penn & teller are not the atheists they persuade followers to be... i will leave it at that stop being so angry stop wearing sigils that are designed to bring out the worst in you before you kill or are killed on an important date on a certain calendar stop partaking in human sacrifice that is named "war" then ill stop being stupid 3A... always had much respect i'm sorry, you don't know the first thing about my upbringing or my understanding of 666. (for a quick explanation: i was born on the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month, 1984 and have been amused by the number since i was 4 or 5 in an evangelical southern baptist mission in pakistan) an inverted pentagram is called a pentacle--not an inverted pentagram, and stop attaching meaning to things that aren't there--just because a swastika is used a certain way doesn't mean its always that way, same goes for stars in circles. we don't disagree about war, just about how to pay for college. selling your soul is a motherfucker. i don't disagree that there are other realms that my human mind is absolutely incapable of comprehending, i disagree that the ouija board is anything other than dumb bullshit. its moronic. you can be as spiritually in tune as you want, more power to you, but a spirit board is easily explained away. and you discredit yourself by buying into the cheap/schtick side of 'the spirit world.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 BUT LIKE WHAT IF IT IS REAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Fist666 probably looks like this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 He does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Pop stars use obsolete or occult symbols and imagery all the time to seem edgy or rebellious, then morons see them and tell their friends that they think lil' Wayne and Jay z got inducted into the Illuminati and are raping goats and sacrificing humans for Satan. Nothing means anything anymore, it's all just for show or profit. I don't believe in the Ouija board. I did see stuff though too which made the whole matter credible but i don't wanna get into it just yet. Would like to hear more about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 i'm sorry, you don't know the first thing about my upbringing or my understanding of 666. (for a quick explanation: i was born on the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month, 1984 and have been amused by the number since i was 4 or 5 in an evangelical southern baptist mission in pakistan) an inverted pentagram is called a pentacle--not an inverted pentagram, and stop attaching meaning to things that aren't there--just because a swastika is used a certain way doesn't mean its always that way, same goes for stars in circles. we don't disagree about war, just about how to pay for college. selling your soul is a motherfucker. i don't disagree that there are other realms that my human mind is absolutely incapable of comprehending, i disagree that the ouija board is anything other than dumb bullshit. its moronic. you can be as spiritually in tune as you want, more power to you, but a spirit board is easily explained away. and you discredit yourself by buying into the cheap/schtick side of 'the spirit world.' you should have stated the 1st part earlier; instead of describing at how you sneer at the sound of "metal" news. some call that backpeddling, but i believe you attaching meanings to things that are not there? pentacle, pentagram; the names are interchangeable, inverted or not... & they both have a meaning of their own despite what you think/how you try to persuade. also well aware of your reference to the swastika nevertheless, i respect that you see a legitimacy in the existence of other realms. it no longer bothers me that you do not believe in the board because you see/know something beyond the mundane. our case is not unlike followers of mainstream religion; bickering about semantics despite agreement (sort of) in fundamental belief. in this case, it is about methods of channeling. earlier, you just sounded like some left-brained, wall-street asshole, wearing his last good tie while running late for work one of my best friends (whom i somewhat consider as one of my teachers) cares little for the ouija board... does not mean i hate him/we cannot share eye-to-eye perspectives on anything i am just glad to know you understand war for what it is... too many do not even care. hope you find a way out downsyndrome - aint shit done... please stop with the pointless bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I HEARD IN PRISON THEY PLAY THIS GAME WITH THEYR DICKS NO HOMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 i wasn't back pedalling. i was giving further explanation; its the internet. its not my place to type out everything i believe in and know for an argument, esp one as silly as this. i will always laugh at the desecration of 'holy works.' and will continue to think that a good majority of those involved in contacting spirits are dumb, and the rest of them are confused. are you friends with tellurian? and down syndrome: i look nothing like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 yall done weared me out.... now im just OUIJA BOREDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I google image searched ouija board jokes, this is what I got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 yo fist. i'm 24'd. but i'll get you if said story on yer day of birth is no bullshit. thats pretty hesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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