DSD666 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp •Water (1 gallon per person per day) •Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly) •Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds) •Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.) •Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.) •Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets) •Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few) •First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane water is overated, for the zombie takeover I drink nothing but racked natty ice and prune juice. baked beans, enough said. xanax, and I am robbing every dispensery in town. old school sony walkman, rope to choke myself out while I jerk off. check. bleach brothers, dead milkmen, check. going stark naked for the zombie takever. might rock bandanna though, to show the zombies I'm bad ass. bridge card, just in case the party store is still operating. more xanax. I'm ready for the zombie party, are you? Oh yeah, its 3 am eastern standard time zone here in detroit, no raptor jesus and the apocolypse party yet. how's australia doing at this fine hour?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 fine. im getting drunk just incase though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's 8:17 here in the UK. I'm really fucking hungover...frankly I'd welcome the rapture right about now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 12:38 here in cali. just got back home. ordinary day.. other then the red moon shits cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2uB6qg_oQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 frankly I'd welcome the rapture right about now. certain subtle differences between the rapture and the raptor. The first is them TV evangelists looking for money talking about getting u saved. Theres no saved by raptor jesus. You can find him on the block and hes there to take your money. Got a few neked broads in the cut working the plate and a couple more in back bagging the work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Is he hiring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 RAPETOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's 8:17 here in the UK. I'm really fucking hungover...frankly I'd welcome the rapture right about now. not even gonna lie. i got extra crunk as shit on fucking purpose for one of those "i fucking wish the world would explode right now" hangovers and i succeeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 haha too bad this isnt the mayans prediction, its some christian evangelist. title change ftw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 we was safed. praise trap jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 trap jesus and fat ralphy saved the fucking day. and booze. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 they already come out saying that this was just a way to get a younger generation in learning what is needed for disasters. Or how to be prepared. the use of Zombie was to get your attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 haha too bad this isnt the mayans prediction, its some christian evangelist. title change ftw. the mayans never predicted anything of this nature and if you are referring to how their calender turns over next year (just like how a cars mileage does after 100k miles) and think its some sort of doomsday thing EVERYONE who believes this should definitely read a paragraph or two about the mayan calender and stop being so gullible. oh I would like to point out that this thread is NOT about a California Department of Corrections zombie party and I am very disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john7 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I think it works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Id totally love to bang a girl in Zombie charector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Id totally love to bang a girl in Zombie charector. I used to have a room mate who was a wiccan. She used to have crazy fucked up sex with her boyfriend and quite often we'd find his skin lying about where she's actually bitten chunks out of him. She also used to have her coven come over once a month and they'd do naked rituals in the back garden. Can't say I really miss living with her, she made an awesome curry though and always knew where to get the best mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 ^ Sounds like a crazy bitch, but interesting story non- the less. I was going more along the lines of a sane female in makeup and dress to look like the undead, which could be amazing roleplay. /nonecro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 So you don't want me to point her in your direction? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 So you don't want me to point her in your direction? ;) Eh if im ever by your way by chance why not, cant say ive fucked a witch before. Pics by chance? Just assuming if you roomed youd have a picture or two of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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