my fucked up new situation

[Prime Chaos]

let me get this straight, Your going to live with your lonely old gramps who is worth a few million dollars. dude sounds old so he could kick the bucket at any time, sounds like hes already losing his mind.... become his best friend get in his will. get paid

[Tavaruawon]

Never run out of these:

 

[belmonts]

when you asked him about the piss juggs, did he simply tell you that "it's the way of the road"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[fatbastard]

I've been there, it was 2005.

 

Grampa used to bring in wet clothes off the line from the backyard because "people will steal them"

Tried to set his son and daughter on a date, he had forgotten they were siblings. It's just keeps getting worse and you want to punch things, until slowly they just sit and stare out the window or at the wall, and continue losing weight to the point that you can not only see bone but ligament as well. They lie in bed, start communicating with people who have already died then they just never wake up.

 

I'm getting kinda emotional thinking about it, what's worse is that we'll all be there one day but probably more severe with all the weed/booze/general partying we've done in our 20's.

[fatbastard]

Ps- you'll realize there's no point in explaining logic, it's just easier to agree with them and say whatever will make them happy because they'll forget about shit 11 seconds later.

[iloveboxcars]

I've only read the first page. Since this is channel zero and the thread is over 5 pages long, I assume we are now talking about something drunken asshole oner knows nothing about, juggalos or its random picture posting free for all ---

 

 

But here --

Take this time to learn how to fix things around the house. I'll assume you'll have the internet. You can look up how to fix ANYTHING on the internet. Fix stuff.

Take this time to go to school as well. Perfect. You're getting paid to do chores, basically and you have no rent. Do that shit. Full time school = not so lonely. You'll also get to meet people at school.

 

 

edit: thread still on topic? the fuck? is it 2005?

[why write]

I also read only the 1st page for obvious reasons.

 

BUT I think u should get on his really good side and get that inheritance money my G.

or

Get gramps high...kinda like getting ru dog high u know

[nnms]

Not too long ago my grandpa went to the hospital for a very foggy reason. All i know is when i showed up to see him, he told me this insane story which consisted of the hospital staff had rubbed his own feces gently around his mouth while the rest of the staff was in the hallway dancing around a fire and laughing like indians. He insisted that he was not confused and that this was absolutely real.

 

I hear you yo. Old and confused people can be funny for 2 minutes, then it becomes utterly sad...

[twinky the kid]

fuck your grandpas old withered geriatric butthole.

masturbate onto everything he touches daily.

suck his dick when he is asleep.

take pics.

[Realism]

In other words, let twinky live through you and address the issues of his childhood.

 

While taking pics.

[freakeenyc]

 

I'm getting kinda emotional thinking about it, what's worse is that we'll all be there one day but probably more severe with all the weed/booze/general partying we've done in our 20's.

 

its karma brah...do good and hopefully someday something good will happen to you.

[abcs]

So if this afternoon is any indication of

what is to come everything is gonna be alright.

[screambloodygore]

be a good dude to him. get shit done, draw rap letters if you spray, old people sometimes have cool shit around the house, maybe it will rule.

 

maybe he will slowly regain his strength and kill you in your sleep thinking you are an intruder.

[Allah Snackbar]

yea lorem.... wrong generation. Really old people are mostly against all drugs. I say mostly because im sure there are 80 year olds out there turned out on all types of drugs but not this guy. Im going to have to start slow with him.

 

 

"fine cigars"

[john_gacy]

Dude is going to be like 'Darius' in 'When Keeping it real goes wrong' fetching condoms for his grandpa.

[59north]

How old are you?

[Soup]

Never run out of these:

 

 

SO FUCKING TRUE. Just buy costco boxes of em. And hey, if your grandpa doesnt need em anymore because, you know, he DIES, you can always give em out at his funeral. Thats what we did last week for Great Grammy. Haahahha.

 

Aww i made myself sad.

[Gramps]

did someone mention my name?

[Inappropriate_Responder]

Take pic of everything in the house

 

email the notsofat guy

 

 

 

 

??????

 

 

Profit

[sheep]

my grandmas a little over 80. just got prescribed her potcard to help sleeping and such. she doesn't get out of her house much so ive been getting her edibles and some healing salve massage oil./nogrannyruboner. shes diggin it. says its been working and seems very pleased. for an older person to find simple relief at an old age fucking win! getting granny high on the reg. why not eh?

[sheep]

good deeds

[famecrazy]

This is how i imagine your coming months turning out ...

[Bububublah]

It could be worse somehow but I don't know how. Just think of it as a new hold on life. Best of luck to ya.

[Realism]

I dunno that abcs is exactly "charging" his grandfather for this...

 

...but :lol: :lol: :lol: at you acting like you'd do it for free or not at all.

[i kill for meow mix]

u got it made

[Tomfoolery]

word tadat

[abcs]

See what i said. People catch feeling when i spread the negs.

This isn't a new situation anymore. I been here 4 months almost.

I got a thousand dollar a month raise and im 43 days away from

being able to pay off probation and get discharged. The assisted

living people wanted $ 5500 a month. Nobody in their right mind

woud do this work for free.

[abcs]

double post. Your welcome for the 3 red blocks too. You clearly mad/

[ipod90]

Vegas?

[Skilla54]

your on probation and 20k in debt ...... take what you can get.