inoticedthatyourgay Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 i mean, i can only imagine how difficult it must be to sell drugs in detroit, but shit, worth a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 You gonna change my depends diapers and stop complaining? Or do I have to get my whoopin' cane? Your call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spentarts Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 i got the plan.. i nice dope habit, a half sell half munch on those oc's find a 'done clinic and get to check cashin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 take pics , write a book about it on oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Show him the Coneheads and tell him its a documentary. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inoticedthatyourgay Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 in all seriousness, i would jump at the opportunity to live rent free and get paid two gs a month to clean up after an eccentric old dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Find a way to change his will so that you get a few mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 You gonna change my depends diapers and stop complaining? Or do I have to get my whoopin' cane? Your call thats the other part. He takes water pills because fluid builds up in his legs but his knees are bad. I think thats why it stinks like piss there. Hes gonna need to get on some depends. O and i appreciate the input. I'm just tryin to put this into perspective. Its a hostile environment. I may try and get him a medpot card and grow the shit out of the guest room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inoticedthatyourgay Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 hahahhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 "All days of the week with your freakazoid Grandpa away from anything fun" I was tryna compare this to the beloved and insightful "Tuesdays With Morrie" But I fell flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Take him clubbing and get him laid. Teach him 3 card monty and hustle on the street corners. Rack paint with him. Ride the bus and holler at black chicks together. Put up Christmas lights early and make large scale zombie nativity scene. Buy a sports car and let gramps drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 all i keep thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 the thing is... its not like he wants me there and i don't want to be there. For him its this or the old folks home. My moms is all trying to create all these regulations and shit. Im an unwilling and unwelcome but being paid person. What do you do with a person that doesn't do anything? The fuck???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 That sounds like fun. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 fuck it, if it gets that bad you can always go back to be ing unemployed 20G in debt etc with nowhere to live. make the best of it.. he might even turn out to be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Make him a 12oz account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I think smoking weed with him will make things much easier for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 smoke weed and listen to a tribe called quest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 yea lorem.... wrong generation. Really old people are mostly against all drugs. I say mostly because im sure there are 80 year olds out there turned out on all types of drugs but not this guy. Im going to have to start slow with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Weed Brownies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Make it your mission to get him a lady. Escort him to them old folks dances and craft fairs and shit. I think it would be great to be a grandpas wingman. You could even blog about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 i live in the same situation for free. your over reacting, help the dude out till he dies. id humor his crazy rants and smoke weed and blame it on the attic. seriously how is this bad to me you just look lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 its your fucking gramps, you should stop complaining, suck it up, and do that shit for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Make it your mission to get him a lady. Escort him to them old folks dances and craft fairs and shit. I think it would be great to be a grandpas wingman. You could even blog about it. I would read that blog in a heartbeat. So epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 smoke cigars talk about nam old people have a great ammount of stories even if dudes delussional. me and my grams are trying to put together enough to write up a book or blog or what ever about all this my granfather did in the police force etc during the aparthied eras of south africa and to the days he started losing it to altzheimers. man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 ^^ that sounds pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 smoke cigars talk about nam old people have a great ammount of stories even if dudes delussional. me and my grams are trying to put together enough to write up a book or blog or what ever about all this my granfather did in the police force etc during the aparthied eras of south africa and to the days he started losing it to altzheimers. man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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