abcs Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 hold up. Dude asks what to do and you all tell him to pound one out so he does and reports back. This is all in page 1. I feel like theres something terribly wrong with this whole situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Do the house work, so when she wakes up you get a blow job and also have fresh sheets and a clean bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 a muthafucka just likes the sheet selection damnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 If flowers had assholes, bed bath and beyond would be the unwiped shitty asshole of a flower. I hate bed bath and beyond and yet I think marriage would be awesome. I am doomed. This is like hating Old Navy but wanting children to clothe. I fucking hate that place. But I don't really want kids at this point, so I'm good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 F - ponder fatherhood. For real. G. Carry her to the fucking bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 mods please re-name thread *my pregnant wife is on the couch 15 feet away chewing loud as fuck on some cheez-its... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to realize that buying sheets and towels won't affect my ability to throw a punch or drink alcohol this is a good point. ain't nothing wrong with getting out of the shower into a badass towel NH, or having some heavy egyptian cotton sheets on your bed NH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 or just wanting to smell like fresh melon dew mmmm..nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 B. but jizz in her nose. for accuracy. I once woke up and, knowing my roommate was at work, went to walk into his room to watch TV (this was when me, him, and KGP lived in a shithole 2 bedroom apartment, so his room was the living room, thus much bigger and more awesome to sit in). When I opened the door I see his brother sitting on the couch, and this smut we know blowing him. I proceed to close the door and go back to my room, only to have him walk to my door a few minutes later, with a blunt lit, going "Yo my nigga *puff puff*, I just skeeted in that bitch's nose" :lol: :lol: In a desperately drunk mood I ended up getting dome from the same girl a few weeks later, and to avoid having sex with her afterwards I jumped out of bed the second I came, looked at my phone (it was like 5 AM), and was like "OH FUCK, I FORGOT I PROMISED TO BRING MY BROTHER IN LAW TO WORK, YOU GOTTA GO" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 NO! this is a good point. ain't nothing wrong with getting out of the shower into a badass towel NH, or having some heavy egyptian cotton sheets on your bed NH. Listen to this man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanxxx_one Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I once woke up and, knowing my roommate was at work, went to walk into his room to watch TV (this was when me, him, and KGP lived in a shithole 2 bedroom apartment, so his room was the living room, thus much bigger and more awesome to sit in). When I opened the door I see his brother sitting on the couch, and this smut we know blowing him. I proceed to close the door and go back to my room, only to have him walk to my door a few minutes later, with a blunt lit, going "Yo my nigga *puff puff*, I just skeeted in that bitch's nose" :lol: :lol: In a desperately drunk mood I ended up getting dome from the same girl a few weeks later, and to avoid having sex with her afterwards I jumped out of bed the second I came, looked at my phone (it was like 5 AM), and was like "OH FUCK, I FORGOT I PROMISED TO BRING MY BROTHER IN LAW TO WORK, YOU GOTTA GO" :lol: wow.. your fuking gayer than perez hilton... GET THE FUCKK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT!!! WE DONT LIKE QUEERS DOWN SOUTH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 *Yawn* Ban plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 *Yawn* Ban plz. Swamp, you're awesome, man. However, it is my feeling that if anyone should be facing a ban, it should be your slack, throbbing, semen filled ass, for reasons of endless & tedious self agrandissment coupled with emotionally immature boasting as well as patently obvious latent homosexuality. Seriously, what do you do for a living, Swamp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Here comes the UMAD tampon squad :lol: UMAD that I've been a contributing member of this forum for years, and that I'm one of the more popular ones due to the fact that people enjoy my 100% true and awesome stories? Yeah, UMAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Here comes the UMAD tampon squad :lol: UMAD that I've been a contributing member of this forum for years, and that I'm one of the more popular ones due to the fact that people enjoy my 100% true and awesome stories? Yeah, UMAD. You're right - The fact that you've been basking in the sickly glow of your monitor "contributing" to this forum for years as the clock ticks and your butt gets fatter makes me very angry - Not to mention jealous. Why, even as I type, flecks of spittle are flying out of my mouth I'm so mad. Btw, the fact that you feel the need to draw attention to the "fact" that you're one of the more "popular" members on here speaks volumes about how needy & insecure you so obviously are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Says the person who relentlessly follows me around this forum, trying to bait me and get my attention at every turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Says the person who relentlessly follows me around this forum, trying to bait me and get my attention at every turn And you always bite, don't you Bedwet Boy? Think of me as a therapist if you like. Seriously, what do you do for a living? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I'm actually a therapist too...weird, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 damn swamp, you got an internet fan squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 damn swamp, you got an internet fan squad. He loves it - He almost creams himself at the thought that someone, somewhere is giving him attention, however, due to the nature of his condition, it offers only a brief respite from his bleak & , ultimately doomed, quest for emotional validation. And you're not a therapist are you swamp? You live off an allowance provided by your parents don't you? And you're fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Nah br0, I'm a therapist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 he is a certified therapist. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 boogie hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i can vouch for that, i know for a fact he is a therapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 See, told you I was a therapist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 haha @ swamp's fan club Swamp has more bloody tampons following him around than a fucking used tampax collector 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 haha @ swamp's fan club Swamp has more bloody tampons following him around than a fucking used tampax collector Am I to take it that you're happy for posterity to record you as nothing more than Swamp's willing catamite? No? Then may I suggest you remove your tongue from his rectal cavity forthwith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 this tampoon nig-nog needds to get outta my thread... this is a place for beat'n wives and dicks(nh) getting drunk just chill'n... aint for riding dicks...i can't beleive in all my day of teh oonnztz fag like you dick stalk'n naggers....shoot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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