Newer Bigger Better Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Glad i put you on to that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Sounds suspect. Pics or... Anyone that knows me personally will vouch for my BSM-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 But nobody does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Therefore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 a lot of fools have come out the woodwork as suspect or bitchmade in the last few pages. im about to grill up some steaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 sitting at home drinkin jameson. broke right now cause i flex my bsm's and dropped 750 on dinner and a limo for the lady and i. Been Spendin Money. oh and yeah dudes that are actin mad prude and shit not lickin the asshole or won't even pee in her anus is very questionable. i could see an accidental anal penetration happening and they'd be like oh my god your pussy is so tight. and she'd say that's my asshole moron in response they'd probably say something like this "ewwwwww that's gahroooooossss. i gotta go wash the doo doo off my penis i'll be right back" lady then gets dressed and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 you dont even get shit on your dilz when you do that. at least i never have. last night i fucked a girl in an alley way staircase with about 10,000 seagulls as an audience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 every single time i've dropped it in the butt. doo doo dick has happened. but i keep goin back. n/h. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 hahaha that sucks for you, i really dont know what else to say. i dont think you have to no homo fucking a chick in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 i've never had the doo doo dilz blues. noes you fuckin dirty gals or what? either way fuck it......and then pee in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 i've never had the doo doo dilz blues. noes you fuckin dirty gals or what? either way fuck it......and then pee in it. i think it'sall just luck of the draw. whether a bitch took a shit or not that day i guess. it's the build up that will sneak up on yo dick without warning. hahaha that sucks for you, i really dont know what else to say. i dont think you have to no homo fucking a chick in the ass just covering my tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 i guess youre right about that. luck of the draw well i guess you could always ask the bitch if she took a shit today. be on some "yo baby im gonna fuck your asshole but first i gotta know one thing.....and don't lie to me cause i'll know, did you take a shit today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 every time i go for the ass they cry and make me stop...oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 every time i go for the ass they cry and make me stop...oh well you need to go after classier broads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 stop? what is this stop? just keep on thrusting. bsm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 yeah i don't know of this stop thing either. usually it's an "i don't know i don't really know you and i only do that once and a while" couple drinks later it's "have your way with me" bsm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I had the buttsecks on a first encounter with this Indian girl I used to date. No complaints or whining either. That was new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 phenomenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I've fucked two girls in the ass, multiple times each, and never experienced the shitdick. Everybody I know seems to have had it happen to them though, so I guess I'm just lucky. A kid I know was fuckin a girl who shit on his dick, so the next time he saw her chillin on the block he walked over to her, started a convo, slipped his dick out through his jeans, and peed on her leg haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Anyone have a freak do ass to mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 it gets awkward when there yelling and crying...but u guys are right, stopping, what was i thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 one of my boys fucked some cougar in the spokes last month and a bloody turd came out. he has also been kicked by a donkey. some poeple are just unlucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I like a scrappy chick in bed. A slap across my face in the heat of the moment or a nice hard punch in the neck always gets me pumping like a puma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^^this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 IT'S THE SANDWICH OF LOVE ONE BELOW AND ONE ABOVE OH, THE SANDWICH OF LOVE CRUSTIN' AND GROSSIN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I like a scrappy chick in bed. A slap across my face in the heat of the moment or a nice hard punch in the neck always gets me pumping like a puma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Dow is passed out at my house cuddling with my daughter's blanket. not very bsm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 chopsticks knows how manly i am by the caliber of the colombian chick i have a date with tonight. dont question my man levels because i dont stick my tongue in shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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