fat ralphy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. that's hilarious. i feel comfortable laughing because i blame the mom. same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I feel super weird because I ate way too many percs at the bar. BSM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I took a bunch of flexirols and tinychatted it up all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I did supersets of bong hits and got confused watching a British movie. I couldn't understand shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I shit my pants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. i'm drinking coffee and am gonna start the sharts in an hour or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. finnna drop some burger king chicken dookies off in the old shitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I'm taking dows advice for the rest of this thing, for breakfast. Also I fucked this squirter last night so now my sheets are all fucked up and I can't do laundry bc its too heavy. Matress cover too. She was like "you want me to change it?" I said something like "who the fuck has 2 matress covers" She said she had 3 of them, but I was like, yeah, you have to live with yourself... Oh yeah, try and make sure your girl leaves you and not vice versa. It makes you look better in the court of popular opinion. And probably child support court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Im drinking orange juice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I'm also drinking my daily protein smoothie *pause* Which contains banannas *pause* And oange juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Its official then. Orange juice rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. oran-jina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Save a nickel, save a dime Take a shit on company time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. my temp is 99. something, my cough is horrible, I feel like I got corn bread in my lungs, and my mothafuckin' head hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. took a spill on the twowheeler today - weakshit my thumb is developing an erection. what should i do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Oh yeah, try and make sure your girl leaves you and not vice versa. It makes you look better in the court of popular opinion. And probably child support court. ALREADY LEFT her. id rather do that than beat her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. got drunk with the tall hillbilly and slept on a couch at work. we scored a big ass box of free donuts last night. life is gewd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. this maury povich shit is making my head hurt....prolly the shrek i got from the club, im high and eating cereal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. almost convinced this clown at the bar to buy us a bottle of cris. drank jameson for free all night instead. definitely ate way too many percs. feeling fucking horrible today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Youshould ask her to marry you , get marri3d, then make her life so annoying that she has to leaveYOU. It'll give you way more prental rights. Otherwise, I hope you like wage garneshment. Try and get as much custody as posisble, you gotta plan on an 18 year timeline andmost bitches can't see past their nose, so that's like your main advantage Oh yea, if SHE leaves YOU, any milf will fuck you on GP, because she's prolly bitter her man left her. And lol @ me foiling that patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Tre, you're fucking again? Good for you mang, recovery is obviously going well. I got my BSM on pretty hard last night. Got all fucked up at the Wiz Khalifa show and then walked into the bar after to a pack of bitches I use to go to high school with throwing themselves on me as soon as I got there, all amped to see me. All the random college br0s were visibly upset, so I just did free shots of Patron and laughed at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. thats hella BSM. i got a number from a girl while she was cuddling a guy on a bench outside the bar a few nights ago. his muscles were quite a bit larger than mine but since they werent sexy muscles, i had the upper hand. dude was hella cool about it too. i think he was embarrassed. UMAD - howd it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Im gonna go try to bsm it up today. I don't know in which respect. I just know it needs to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. probably her gay best friend dude..either way props for being that guy she ends up fucking instead or bestfriend with BM whos in love with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Actually being all wounded with this giant hockey mask on my body, I pulled 2 numbers from girls in front of their mans, because if they act jelly about a cripple getting the didgets, it seems mad insecure. I was fucking pretty much as soon as I could , actually"sympathy dome" was the main stay fresh out the gate. I mostly gotta just lie there and they do the work. Shit takes me forever to bust tho, the nerve drimg combined w/opiates. Like, ride my dick for 90 minutes ad suck me off steez And dow, shit worked but was kinda weak, the whole patch is what I take in an hour... but good way to use what was left over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. just got the numbers of two college freshwimmenz. they stay in the dorms. access granted, biotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. fuckin a. those dorm hallways are like the goddamn labyrinth. hella hard to escape a rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. 17 floors of young women in their prime, ready for the taking. this is the best they will ever look too, for the most part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. get highlights..college chicks love frosted tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. My neighbor was on his porch smoking what I thought was coke off foil when I left for work at 5am the other day. When I brought it up to him, he corrected me and informed me it was a patch. Small world? I never heard of doing that shit until I read this thread and talked to him. This trend will sweep the nation... I know someone with morphine patches. Should I chase the dragon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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