SwampFightOner Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I didn't have do it this year, but I have been known to fuck girls in Santa hats as part of my Christmas present. The best instance of this was my ex a couple of years ago, cause we went to the movies and I didn't find out until sexytime afterward that she'd been rocking some sexy red lingerie the whole time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 ^ nice surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 merry late crustmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 copped 5 Deadly Venoms for the homies Xmas gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 i wanted to fuck a girl wearing a santa hat really really bad but it just didnt happen so next year im trying extra hard to get laid wearing a rabbit costume on easter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 ^^ Early signs of being a furry (furrie?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Straight up serial killer talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Hospital pics!!! Where the guys tooth ended up. This guy was down with giving me morphine and Norco 10/325s which makes him my buddy. For emergency room buttsex i guess? Morphine! I didn't tell this guy anything but they needed to take pictures and stuff because i was flirting with the nurse and told her i got mugged and that's protocol or something.. He was cool though and i told him he could take a pic of my hand if i got a pic of h im getting a pic. Fin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Totally just sent that nurse an fb message. With a smiley face... bitches love smiley faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Damn dawg. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I used to be really against using those because it made me feel emasculated. Then I saw what they can do in the right place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 pics of the waiting room nurse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 If i get her to come hang out at the shop then for sure. And she wasn't a waiting room nurse she was the nurse who shot me full of morphine and took care of my wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 ^^ Early signs of being a furry (furrie?) Straight up serial killer talk. you guys dont think it would be funny? shrug life. documented hospital visit for the win. rendezvous with the nurse for the combo breaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 fucking in plush animal outfits is awfully close to yiffing even if it is for the lulz, but you do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 i dont know what yiffing is. i just thought it would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TripleSuplex Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 ^^^^doh only a few days left where im at. then its FRISCO bound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 google it hint: it's something weirdo asians do, and really geeky white boys who wish they were japanese... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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