Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Ps: nbb muahz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 pics or... you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 wtf dude. sorry to hear that homie. did this go down in haystack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 oh getting jumped, such a dog move. all the best and speedy recovery brah I sent this to my mom, she didn't really appreciate it as much as I do i did the same, she got mad so i showed her the domestic abuse one. didnt really help but it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Shit happens. I'm pretty positive I broke first dudes jaw. The hit just sounded sickening. THWACK And he dropped like a sack of shit... Rest of the scuffle wasn't so tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 thats always the way. in those situations you're usually competent enough to take the first guy solo, they know this and thats why theres 10 of em. glad i only got a broken nose when it happened to me, fuck a broken arm. but your muscles are much bigger and sexier so you'll be sweet in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 bring your finest guidos, we'll have an international fight series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 damn homie that sucks. get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 nbb, save me some pills you know id save some for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 If my hand an elbow didn't hurt as bad as they do if save some... As it stands I'm eating baritone like pez just to keep myself able to move.... I've also drank a lot of box wine and cap Morgan.... Hand hurts so bad I can't sleep so I'm playing 720 on my boys emulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 So I got joes/mugged yesterday night... Positives: knocked a dude out before they all jumped on me. When I was getting away after getting kicked on the ground he was still sleeping. -cute nurse hung out with me. Told me to call her number (cell phone) if I had any problems. Gave me a hug outside when I was leaving. -norco 10/325s -the shot of morphine they gave me -using a fake name for free health care Neg: -broke my hand knocking dude out. It feels like an 8 week heal. -concussion -contusions to ribs, forearm, and legs. -fractured elbow -only 20 norcos but my hand will probably allow me a refill. -when I punched first dude I got a piece of his tooth stuck in my hand... Antibacs make me feel shitty... Took pics of my stay. I'll upload when I get to a comp... Yo NBB my boy knocked this heroin dealers grill to pieces who threatened to kill his girlfriend over a 50$ debt and got a piece of tooth lodged in his knuckle like you said. About a week later it got mad infected in his bone from the tooth and he had to have surgery to trim the infection. Be carefull, he didntlose fingersc, but it fucked his fist up fo awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 If my hand an elbow didn't hurt as bad as they do id save some... As it stands I'm eating baritone like pez just to keep myself able to move.... im just teasin bro, you hella need em since im not there to speed up the healing process by smooching your wounds better /nh ps wtf did they jump you for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Good for you NBB, everyone needs to fight once in a while, lose or win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Yo NBB my boy knocked this heroin dealers grill to pieces who threatened to kill his girlfriend over a 50$ debt and got a piece of tooth lodged in his knuckle like you said. About a week later it got mad infected in his bone from the tooth and he had to have surgery to trim the infection. Be carefull, he didntlose fingersc, but it fucked his fist up fo awhile Sounds like we might know the same people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 They got like 80 bucks out f my pocket when they got me down.... Umad: they got me on some broad spectrum anti bacs for infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 80 bucks split between 3 or 4 dudes minus their knocked out buddy... You have a fist fill of painkillers (admittedly needed, but refill!) and a number to call for sponge baths and blowjobs...I will definitely give this one to you NBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Yeah I'm not mad. I can't jerk off very good switch though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 jerk off in the mirror and see if you can trick your brain into thinking you're using your normal hand -dow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 That sucks brah. Glad youre ite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Fuckin pussies. Getting jumped made me feel more anger and hatred than all The white people in the country after the OJ verdict. But afterwards couple days I took comfort knowing I straight casper from kids'd the first Motherfucker with my board. Stay up homie. BSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Were they filthy niggers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 speaking of colored folk. one of the funniest/scariest moments ive had with this silly bastard...we were drinking at a shitty biker bar in hayward and the pres of a local 1% club walked in, who happens to be a large black man. nbb in all his glory asks: "how the hell did you start a bike club? youre black!" we didnt get the fuck beat out of us, so i was pretty stoked on that. --dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 That's beat. (Pun intended) Heal well, young squire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 :lol: @ dow's story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 ^ :lol: same, nbb asked a legit question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dow was unaware I knew the guy. He went to hs with my brother... But no, these were methy nortenos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 i was gonna call mexican but, knowing how close you are to the 'other' cities i halfway expected asian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 So I figured this would be the thread to go to with this... What's up with sticking the neck of a bottle in your asshole, and jumping on a trampoline doing front flips, is that like taking shots in your ass? Is that cool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 what's bsm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 bsm = BIG SEXY MUSCLES BEEN SMACKIN MOOLIES BITCHES SHOW MERCY --dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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