forsit Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Get the fuck out of here, Fred Nurk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 negative nancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I don't mind nurk. He drinks and does drugs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Bye guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 yeah but he doesnt seal a very sealable deal with an older chick thats hard up for some dick. that's not very bsm. anyway speaking of hangovers i am in the midst of an epic one right now. i think i should have stayed at the bar last night instead of going to my friends party. im preeeeetty sure i wouldve drank less. meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Troofs! And what kind of chump allows a bitch/Nurga? to keep a lie for that amount of time? It ain't very BSM to not know someones being hella sneaky like that. you s'posed to know when a motherfuckers OJ simpsonin on that ass yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Best hangover remedy I've found is jumping into a pool. I don't got one, but that shit works like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 LULZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 that first jesus shit had me LFOR'N. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 yeah but he doesnt seal a very sealable deal with an older chick thats hard up for some dick. that's not very bsm. anyway speaking of hangovers i am in the midst of an epic one right now. i think i should have stayed at the bar last night instead of going to my friends party. im preeeeetty sure i wouldve drank less. meh. hah alrightguys I understand where you're all coming from. Next time a not particularly attractive forty yr old woman wants to sleep with me. I'll smash and when she doesn't stop calling me refer her to this thread. Her: "What are you doing right now?" Fred: "Look about the other night, I think there's been a misunderstanding...I was just keeping it bsm. I hope you haven't gotten the wrong idea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Actually I'm pretty sure that's how it works in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 You were not keeping it BSM Not you, Realism. The other nurka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Are you really so upset I said "I'll talk to you how I like" in that other thread? Ease up there guy. Curing a hangover for me normally involves, waking up eating something and drinking a lot of water. Then sleeping again. The second sleep does the magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Thanks for the props faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Yeah man if he didn't want to fuck a not attractive old lady, that's okay. I don't fuck not attractive people all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He admitted she was fuckable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 forsit is umadder than most of the spooks I've encountered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not umad at all. Dude is just a kook haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Wait, why did you give an old hag your number? I have fucked up sleeping with some pigs, but the ones you cant find one good thing about besides a warm hole NEVER get the number, and usually a fake name. *I know I make some pretty terrible music, but I find nothing funny about lil shitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 forsit is umadder than most of the spooks I've encountered. I called him out in another thread for a little dry snitching. He didn't reply. Now he clearly has some sand in his vagina...and possibly also in his double barrel spookbox (snotbox). Forsit, I said she was probably "alright". I guess what I should said is you wouldnt smash unless you were in a drought and pretty desperate (which I wasn't). Manute, she was organising some work for me. So she had my number for that reason. She's actually a pretty sweet old girl. She recently sent me a detailed list of schools in France because I mentioned a while back I was thinking about studying there. (Yes I already know, if I see her again I'll smash her old ugly vagina for the proph and write bsm in her bathroom or something. Don't worry). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Ok maybe he didnt have to smash. But really he shoulda at the very least got his dick sucked. Older women give mad good head. This is fact. Im about to go aquire another hangover tonight. Sunday and monday were fucking shitty hangover days. But the liver is evil, and must be punished!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Put your dick in a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 (Yes I already know' date=' if I see her again I'll smash her old ugly vagina for the proph and write bsm in her bathroom or something. Don't worry).[/quote'] That's all we ask... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Really? Did this tea and crumpet loving - Nurk the nancy boy infiltrate y'alls thread? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Forsit is the questionable one. He's super preachy lately. It seems to me that you guys are butthurt he didn't fuck a questionable looking old lady. That's okay with me. If he said that someone put a line of Yola in front of him and he didn't take it, or someone offered him a shot and he decline. Then I would take issue. We already have a Brit in bsm and he's thugged out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Forsit, you preachy oreo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Totally agree with Forsit getting all preachy. Seems to be developing morals of some sort. Nurk lurkin. I seentchu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Can't wait for Google+ so I can have a BSM circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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