gasfacevictm Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I had a job do that to me once. When I asked to be reimbursed the fee for a bounced check the guy got all pissy. This same guy also asked me if I knew any hot chicks that would be interested in working the phones in his office. Almost positive he would have raped any friend I sent his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 They covered my fee for the first one. But the frequency put a hold on my bank card. I dont fuck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Fuck that. I woulda dipped too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 fuck NOT getting paid by FAGGOTS who owe you money! BEEEEERs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 you know what's shitty. waking up to someone with a huge need to start an argument with you after you've already had a shitty ass day, which you've already told them about and stated you weren't in the mood to feed into it today... Handful of norcos and sweaty itchy sleep time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 99 problems but a whiny bitch aint one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Uhaul can't handle my BSM driving talents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 ricky bobby ass wurga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 why in the motherfuck is this thread halfway down the bottom of the second page!!? come ON you faggots. on a side note. my experiment on only drinking quality beers to reduce the intensity of a morning hangover failed miserably. 2 - 4 nights. must only work if you don't mix it up with a fuckload of different high percentage beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Wrong. It just doesn't work. Once you get past a certain amount of beerahols, you're gonna' wake up hurt. Hangover experiments...LAWLZZZZZZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 there are a good many hangover experiments brAH! like the one where you just drink like a man fish all the time and stop getting hangovers like a pussy. i used to have that one down pat. now not so much. but i swear on the late stan kubrick that whole drinking good beers thing worked a couple times first go around. not sure what went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Those were random flukes. As you get older, your hangovers get worse, my nurga. Quality booze matters to a point, but all that nonsense about only drinking the finest booze and not getting hungover is for dickwads. Chug fine beerz and embrace the hangover you get from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I disagree. I only on the rarest of occasions get hangovers. My body is trained to drink a couple of cups of water before I fall asleep even when in black or mode. I might wake up the next day parched. But I only get a hangover once every 6 months or so. Maybe. Considering how often I drink that averages out to like once every 100 or so times I get drunk. On another note, have you ever been lied to for 3 months straight? I just did.. Hella chump status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I disagree. I only on the rarest of occasions get hangovers. My body is trained to drink a couple of cups of water before I fall asleep even when in black or mode. I might wake up the next day parched. But I only get a hangover once every 6 months or so. Maybe. Considering how often I drink that averages out to like once every 100 or so times I get drunk. On another note, have you ever been lied to for 3 months straight? I just did.. Hella chump status. Jealous as fuck. I get raging hangovers nearly everytime I drink. Have started to get them from drinking a 6 pack. Think my body is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Drink half gallon of water before bed. Piss bed. No hangover aches! : DDDDD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I've never pissed my bed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Neither have I but since I typed it I'd definitely QUESTION MY Homility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Jealous as fuck. I get raging hangovers nearly everytime I drink. Have started to get them from drinking a 6 pack. Think my body is fucked. All hangovers are due to your body being depleted of something it needs. Try taking some multi vitamins or getting some electrolytes in you. Just experiment to see what your body isn't producing as it should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I could drink 5 gallons of water before I pass out and still wake up feeling weird. Fuck it. I've never pissed the bed either, but I have woken up next to strange women. Lied to for 3 months? Was it tucked in that well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 It might of been!!! Who knows what I missed. Water isn't always the issue. You being an old man it could be a million things. Probably electrolytes or salt or something. Like I said you have to figure it out yourself. Since your old as fuck, i would start with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 LAWLLLLLL! I'm not really sweating it, guy. I find that a plate of about 6 fried eggs, lots of water, a shower and a nice healthy shit the next day all leave me feeling almost 100%. If I bate of fuck something---->100%. This all takes anywhere from 60 minutes to an hour to complete. (I'm awesome at math) Not bad for my advanced age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Man. It's crazy how out of the way people will go to try to hurt you... Keeping my head up though. Bsm life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 "those black guys look like they could be brothers, they have the same nose." HA WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 All spooks have the same nose. WIDE LIKE KRS-0NE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 SHOTGUN BARREL NOSE (dibs on that username) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 SHOTTY SNOZZ SPOOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Jealous as fuck. I get raging hangovers nearly everytime I drink. Have started to get them from drinking a 6 pack. Think my body is fucked. this! i can usually get fairly drunk, remember everything and wake up alright the next day. lately ive been getting black out drunk, not remembering huge chunks of the night, waking up in places not knowing how i got there with real bad hangovers. especially from beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Drink vodka. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 this! i can usually get fairly drunk, remember everything and wake up alright the next day. lately ive been getting black out drunk, not remembering huge chunks of the night, waking up in places not knowing how i got there with real bad hangovers. especially from beer. Its got something to do with the alch in Australia, beer and wine over there used to leave me really hung over in th morning. (The sunday before I left the country, I did the most epic morning after vom. Something I've done maybe two or three times in my life). About 30 hrs later, I'm close to the russian border doing straight shots of vodka all night long and every things perfectly fine the day after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Could just be beer and wine vs vodka as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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