JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 "here is a tip" "JUST THE TIP" WOA my name is in reference to a convo i had with my homie about talking women* into anal sex. every guy worth his dick has used "just the tip" at one pont or another. real talk. *biological women, not trannies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 "Let's play a little game called 'just the tip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 wedding crashers ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 followed by the epic position know as "the fetal" and many tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 In my experience a woman has to really want anal for it to work well/not hurt them immensely. The one time it ever worked out really well the girl was wasted and gave me the "do anything you want to me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 if you strangle them while you do it, theyre distracted by the lack of oxygen their brain is getting, and it seems to hurt them less also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 for reals tho, its all about RUSH ive turned several girls into anal freaks with a tubesock soaked in RUSH -- the last girl i dated, we even had a designated RUSH rag, we nicknamed it "the drug towel". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I ran into this brown girl I thought was hot one night at the bar. We went to a soju tent and ate duck and drank booze. Watched Superman at my place and ended up laying in bed. Next thing i know we were messing around and she let me put it in her ass for some reason. I didn't even really try. It kinda just slipped in that direction when I was poking around and she inserted my dong in her rear. Weird. She wasn't a total whore either. Cool story br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Wat @ drug towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I don't think I'd ever fuck a girl in the ass unless I was dating her for awhile, because I've heard alot of horror stories of guys fucking random whores and getting shit on their dick. While on the subject of anal, this girl I went to highschool with and still see out at the bar talks about it all the time, and it makes me sick. Her friends are all awesome and very hot girls who I chill with all the time, and she's nice enough too, but she's a gross, fat, sweaty, acne infested beast, and she's always hitting on me, and discussing her sex life, like how she loves it in the ass and doesn't need lube for it...fucking foul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 when i was 17 and completely inexperienced in anal, i had an older coworker tell me "son, nothing in the world is worse than pulling out a shit stained cobb" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I have a very ignorant, very hood Dominican homie who was telling me how one girl shit on his dick, so the next time he saw her in public he walked up to her and peed on her while talking to her. Like, was standing next to her on the street, slid his dick out of his jeans, and peed on her leg :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 if you strangle them while you do it, theyre distracted by the lack of oxygen their brain is getting, and it seems to hurt them less also. for reals tho, its all about RUSH ive turned several girls into anal freaks with a tubesock soaked in RUSH -- the last girl i dated, we even had a designated RUSH rag, we nicknamed it "the drug towel". JUST THE TIP Junior Member Posts: 198 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Nova Scotia⤌This explains a lot. Status: Online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 <---- dowmagik nova scotia location is me paying respects to the trailer park boys wonk saggin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 lol.....swamps comment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I don't think I'd ever fuck a girl in the ass unless I was dating her for awhile, because I've heard alot of horror stories of guys fucking random whores and getting shit on their dick. I subscribe to this manner of behavior these days. Shit on dick is not something I ever want to see happen to myself. Even with a rubber. Beyond gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I have a very ignorant, very hood Dominican homie who was telling me how one girl shit on his dick, so the next time he saw her in public he walked up to her and peed on her while talking to her. Like, was standing next to her on the street, slid his dick out of his jeans, and peed on her leg :lol: "you know i pissed on the bitch" </biggy voice> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 lol i just read this thread going from servers getting stiffed to guys pissing on girls and getting shit on their dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 best forum on the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 <---- dowmagik nova scotia location is me paying respects to the trailer park boys wonk saggin Ahhh...My bad. I am now in the wonk. I guess it doesn't take rocket appliances to figure some of these things out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 its all good, "tip" is my mother's mating name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Word, did she change it when she married Indianapolis Jones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 She did. He quickly divorced her, however, because she never cleaned the house and it constantly looked like a tropical earthquakie blew through there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I guess he couldn't just swallow his prize and take love over a clean house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 The thing is, its just the way she was raised, you know, gorilla see, gorilla do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 go fry me a awesome blossom... fry it hard. hahahahah fuck.. this was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Yeah, good thing about that though is what she doesn't grow won't burn her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 i saw the thread title and thought "another whiney waiter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Yeah, good thing about that though is what she doesn't grow won't burn her. thats exactly what i was just tellin the boys. she was depressed at first, but now she cleaned up her act, got her grade 12, and is enrolled in college, studying stuff like supply and command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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