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If the place is hella busy and food is behind you need to step up and ask a manger if you can comp a table something something to give them a great dining experience-especially on a $500 tab.

 

Being a whiny bitch is going to get you jobless within two weeks.

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front of house needs back of house

back of house needs front of house

 

everybody love everybody

 

this.

 

I've worked in both sides, from a kp to server / barman. and now as a manager, i get to experience the joys of trying to get everybody working together. its tough to say the least haha.

 

on the chefs side, i currently dont have a bad thing to say about my current team. i could literally throw any of the problems mentioned in the thread at them and they will deliver. plus, my front of house team will match their efforts to so everyone wins.

 

case in point is today. busy sunday service, 130 covers booked or expected over 4 hours with only 4 (me included FOH) and a dimished BOH squad. with service due to start at 12, the phone rings at 11 am asking if we can hold a party of 30 VIPs with a selection of buffet and finger food. one quick chat with the head chef and 10 mins later we have come up with a menu that not only pleases the customer but also whacks the GP up by a fair bit (making me happy).

 

on the other hand, chefs can be cunts. some have no respect and think that they are gods gift just because they came up with a starter dish that sold out. some are drunks, druggies, arrogant, annoying etc etc. i think its something to do with the 300+ hour working months....

 

I've seen some shocking servers too, i have way too many stories to go into...

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the first 2 pages of this thread were pretty good. farce wins, servers definitely whine too much. if i'm

pouring drinks, and i got a full bar of people tipping me and a server doesn't want to throw

anything my way at the end of the night for making their drink orders promptly, they get put on the 'low

priority' list quick.

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yeah, this is why servers are witty & can talk to people & you hide behind a fucking frying pan wearing that gay ass chef outfit with the fat buttons & a hat gayer than the pope's...

 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you would have no job if it wasnt for what goes on behind the scenes. now take abreak and smoke a cig by the dumpster. and when you come back in. i need a re-fill on my coffee. dont have no attitude with me or wifey, your tip depends on every aspect of how you do your job. do it right i tip 20% maybe more, fuck up and you start to lose money. up to you, ya whiney lil bitch. be lucky you got a fuckin job.

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If YOU are a chef...

 

I forgot what a bunch of whiney, cry baby fags all you bullshit ass chefs are. I recently took a job as a server (because of the economy) & I had a $500 check stiff me tonight because the dipshit crew in the kitchen made the food incorrectly, took forever to get entrees out (half of which were cold) & I got the shaft because the kitchen couldn't handle the heat on a Saturday night. But God forbid I say shit to the egomaniac cooks (chef, line cooks, etc.) I got to go whine to a manager like a pussy & the manager has to communicate with the kithen about the fucking mess the kitchen caused. Meanwhile I got ZERO on a $500 check on a fucking Saturday night & the cooks are all gonna get their money regardless of the bullshit that's coming out of the kitchen. Fuck this line of work.

 

Fuck slow bartenders, too. 15 minutes to make a drink??

 

 

You the one crying!!!

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K9000 is coming into this thread to take advantage of everyone's (including my own) hatred for the OP to try and make himself feel better about being a cheap asshole who doesn't tip :lol:

 

I knew someone was gonna do it

 

nope. i usually tip very well.

 

all i ask for is a smile, my order to be taken down right, refills on water, and getting my check back to me in a reasonable amount of time. if you can't do any of these you shouldn't be a server.

 

but since the subject has changed...anal fucking and what not.

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suplex, that sounds like something from a max hardcore video. he would tell her hes gonna do "just the tip" and at the last second he grabs her throat and says "just the tip of the BASE" and ruins her life.

 

i know a couple people in that industry that have been around him multiple times. met a girl one time that did a scene with him aswell. dude used to be in vancouver fairly frequently. big P scene up here.

 

true story: he punched out some guy from a company up here. apparently they maniplulated him and his brand and basicly own all of his rights from everything hes done now. or at least the majority of it.

 

kinda fucked up, but ya. hes a real life rager too.

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ya hes in jail. so is a guy named Ray Ghun. dude that created " cumonherface.com " one of the biggest internet porn empires. also, based out of vancouver.

 

this pic of my dog iv posted a few times was at shoot with the people left from Ghunn's clique, chilled n had beers with em all.

 

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girl tucked behone the chick with tattoos is tobi pacif, shes the one that did a max scene.

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1: rush is leather cleaner... no joke. comes in a little vile, liquid. inhale, headrush for 10 seconds. headache for 10 hours.

 

2: chances are slim. just make sure she out the shower and if poop curds do end up on yer dick you show it to her so she gets embarressed.

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nohomo?

 

 

hella nohomo

 

thx ink for savin me on that one.

 

ps: i got home all good. 80 dollars less but all good. great to see you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1: rush is leather cleaner... no joke. comes in a little vile, liquid. inhale, headrush for 10 seconds. headache for 10 hours.

Pretty sure he's talking about whatever this shit is, not leather cleaner:

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No idea on the details, but i remember him mentioning it a few other times.

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ohhhh.....thats like "poppers" or whatever. thought it was for the gheys?

 

word, butyl nitrates ftw!

 

i think gays popularized it, but its for everybody! :D

 

it relaxes your muscles (which is why it makes anal less painful), gets your blood flowing and makes you feel all high and weird. . i blacked out one time from it though, you can overdue it. i likie to soak a rag with it then tie it to my face with a shoestring and jerk off. pretty epic stuff. this is prolly TMI, but fuck it.

 

dont knock it til ya try it. it doesnt smell the best, real chemmy, but if you can get a chick that doesnt mind the smell, much fun can be had. golf towels work great due to the dimensions, soak that fucker and you can wrap it around a chicks faec while you fuck her from behind.

 

//pervert by trade

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