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101: we where at a park with my mom

101: i was about 5 or something

101: so there was this little artificial lake

101: that by tradition

101: people threw coins and made wishes

101: we did that

101: and when we got home

101: my mom asked what we wished for

101: my sister told my mom that she wished to win the lottery

101: and i told them i wished to be a fish

101: she came late at my bed crying, begging me not to transform to a fish

101: she cried and cried and cried

101: bitch made me change my mind

101: i regret that everyday of my life

666: aaaaaaaaawwww hahahahahahahahah

666: i'm sorry but that was funny

101: i know

666: i liked those kinda stories

101: i was a really weird kid

101: still am i guess

666: hey i was a weird kid too

666: well a weird teen

666: i am still "eccentric"

101: 3 things i didnt like to eat when i was a kid

101: 1 ice cream!!!

666: i love ice cream

101: 2 french fries!!!!

666: ewwww i love that too

101: 3 bananas!!!

666: oh....yick

666: okay my turn

101: i do to, now not then

666: 1....onions

101: shoot

666: 2....cauliflower

666: 3....fish

101: things i liked to eat

101: 1 bread with lemon and salt

101: 2 coke with salt

666: ewwwww

101: 3 bread sandwiches with chocolate inside

101: Blaaaah

666: bread with chocolate...as is nutella?

101: no

101: a whole chocolate bar

101: inside the bread

666: ewwwwwwww weirdo

101: hahahaha

101: i love you to

666: okay you beat me in weirdness

666: okay but get this...

666: i used to pick at my scabs and eat the dry skin

 

 

* I love that girl

 

....So i guess the topic is weird things you did as kids.

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Is your mom superstitious???

 

Well I don't have any weird stories... I don't think. Hmm.. but this is one funny cute one my friend told me...

 

He was in the 2nd grade, and in Math class..... you could always play with the class turtle if you finished your daily assignment before class let out.... so he'd just scribble down all kinds of numbers, just to play with the turtle. Then at the end of the year, he failed 2nd grade... all for the sake of that turtle. I thought this was rather cute, I think i'd do the same for oolong the rabbit.

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i knew a little polish kid back in 2 or 3rd grade that reaaallly needed to take a shit one day. the principle of the school was visiting our class and was having a conversation with the teacher when the polish kid decided he really wanted to shit. so he started yelling at the top of his lungs "I NEED GO POO!!!!!!!" anyways the teacher ignored him and he yelled this for about 3 minutes. both the principle and the teacher did nothing. so to make the story short he shit in his pants and stunk teh rest of the day, then we threw kickballs at him during lunch period.

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Originally posted by DEE38

Is your mom superstitious???

HAHA, no, when i say 'by tradition' i dont mean family tradition. Its like 'make a wish when a star is falling' kins of thing.

When you're 5 you usually believe some of that stuff:D

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Originally posted by regulator

i knew a little polish kid back in 2 or 3rd grade that reaaallly needed to take a shit one day. the principle of the school was visiting our class and was having a conversation with the teacher when the polish kid decided he really wanted to shit. so he started yelling at the top of his lungs "I NEED GO POO!!!!!!!" anyways the teacher ignored him and he yelled this for about 3 minutes. both the principle and the teacher did nothing. so to make the story short he shit in his pants and stunk teh rest of the day, then we threw kickballs at him during lunch period.

 

hahahhaa, the turtle kid...THAT WAS ME IN SCHOOL!! SERIOUSLY, im not fucking joking...i did the same thing when i was little...but they let me pass 3rd grade...no lie, i couldnt believe my eyes when i read your story..hahahaha...its great...

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the good ole days!

 

hehehe i never say this word but..."bump" for this topic.

 

gosh i did so many weird things when i was a little kid. my mom used to dress my sister and i (which we were little tomboys growing up) in tube tops and short shorts when ever we went to a themepark in the summer. i hated it. i was mortified.

 

but i remember my sis and i had this infatuation with new kids on the block. we used to steal teeny bopper magazines from the grocery stores. my sister would put them under her shirt and pretended that she had a stomach ache. whatta dork.

 

i also remember one time, my neighbor which was my best friend and some boys and i were playing a game like cops and robbers. but we would go run aobut in the apartment complex next to us and all. i remember i got so nervous that i peed in my pants. i dunno, but everytime after that, i would pee in my pants when i played that game. honestly, it never stopped me.

 

my early biking days, i had this tiny ass bike. and my best firend taught me how to ride a bike so i decided to race her. i remember that i was going too fast and i couldnt control the bike at all. so i flipped over, the bike toppled over me and i slid on the ground. the left side of my face was covered in asphalt and blood. but get this! i had my first communion three days later. so attractive under that veil.

 

i used to eat macaroni and cheese everyday with ketchup and bread. aha!! beat that tesseract!! :crazy:

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i did alot of weird things as a kid but the one thing that pops out right now is that me and my friends tried to make toxic waste...

we got a big oil barrell and threw everything we could find in it

piss, crap, bisquick, grass, gas, oil, and alot of other shit...

needless to say, one hot summer night it blew up for some reason probably cause we always kept a lid on it, and took out a 6 foot section his wooden fence that it was against, we got in a heap of trouble

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Originally posted by Obsessed

i did alot of weird things as a kid but the one thing that pops out right now is that me and my friends tried to make toxic waste...

we got a big oil barrell and threw everything we could find in it

piss, crap, bisquick, grass, gas, oil, and alot of other shit...

needless to say, one hot summer night it blew up for some reason probably cause we always kept a lid on it, and took out a 6 foot section his wooden fence that it was against, we got in a heap of trouble

 

Holy shit dude. I tried that type of shit all the time, but i never actually made anything explode. Thats insane.

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youth gone wild and wreckless youth definately describe my earlier years i wish i still had it but i guess i used it all up

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Re: the good ole days!

 

Originally posted by Devilush

 

i used to eat macaroni and cheese everyday with ketchup and bread. aha!! beat that tesseract!! :crazy:

 

How could i? I think i'll pass:D :o :beat:

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i know a girl that used to sit in her closet and eat raw butter.

and when i was a kid, one of my friends' mother used to make

us peanut butter sandwichs, but she made them with margarine....

sick. kraft dinner and wieners always grossed me out too...

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Originally posted by BROWNer

i know a girl that used to sit in her closet and eat raw butter.

and when i was a kid, one of my friends' mother used to make

us peanut butter sandwichs, but she made them with margarine....

sick. kraft dinner and wieners always grossed me out too...

 

 

 

raw as in uncooked butter? .. dork..

 

did anyomne else eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches? i made someone a peanut butter and banana sandwich and they looked at me like i handed them a deep fried fetus... i know that can't be that weird. i

 

when i was a kid i was obsessed with swimming pools and i'd dig holes in the back yard and fill them with water. i wanted a pool so bad....

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ok..ill take on all yall...

I ran into a book case running as fast as i could trying to knock myself out, it worked, only i got a huge gash in my head and a concussion, and this was all during sunday school...so the sunday school teacher took me to the hospital, i remember nothing after running twords the bookcase..

Next..

i had a salamander, it was brown, i named it blackie....

Next..

I peed in the corner of my room one night cause i was scared to go to the bathroom down the hall...yeah my mom saw it the next morning and smelt it, she was like what the hells that, and i denied total knoweldge of it..

Next...

when i was younger i Found a deer skull, still had fur and some skin and shit on it, up in the woods near my house, me and my friend brought it down and played street hockey with it until the teeth fell out, then collected the teeth to try and make a necklace...

Next...

I had a favorite rocking chair in my living room, i picked my nose when i was little and always stuck the boogers under it, the movers found them one year and they flipped out...my moms did too...haha..

Next...

I talk in my sleep to imaginary people when im drunk..just straight up have mad conversations..my roomate hates me for this, and usually sleeps at a girls when i drink...i just talk really loud he says..

Next..

Only place i would sleep in at night was my bed, but only if i had the tent cover over it, you guys know about those right? The tents you put on your bed..?? i know you dooo....they were the heat..

Next..

I used to bury my action figures and transformers in the back yard, i told my mom i did it for safe keeping..

 

dono if you guys consider those wierd..but i did alot of shit like that...

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about the peanut butter and banana sandwich thing:

 

it is a completely normal sandwich to eat, especially while you are still in grade school, but i believe some people have a problem with the squishiness of the bananas plus the peanut butter. and the color of it, also.

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Originally posted by Iris

raw as in uncooked butter? .. dork..

 

no, raw as in uncooked butter...dippydoo..

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Originally posted by BROWNer

 

no, raw as in uncooked butter...dippydoo..

 

odd responce. lay off the crack, man

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sometimes it dont rain for weeks some summers

 

not any specific situations and probably not weird to some but all in all great memories:

 

manhunt to midnight friday/saturday night

mister softee

the neighborhood missions of boosting "crome caps" . .. niggas know

neighborhood brawls and onlooking parents cheering for their delinquent kids

nigga knocking

backyard hopping

throwing snowballs at the crossing traffic and going bananas when a car stopped

four corners wiffle ball

always looking forward to mischief night and poking fun at your boys braggadocious bets

 

 

good stuff, in retrospect I really miss living without a concern in the world... and having mom dukes dress me cause I still dont match. :o

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i use to pound sugar on my corn flakes and put it in the microwave cause i use to think thats what hot cereal meant.stupid

 

i use stick toothpicks in roaches and burn them on the stove.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Only place i would sleep in at night was my bed, but only if i had the tent cover over it, you guys know about those right? The tents you put on your bed..?? i know you dooo....they were the heat..

lol my was camouflage. i used to bring my tv in there and play nintendo when my mom thought i was sleeping.

 

i used to sit in the house all summer watching cartoons and painting with those coloring books where you just add water. i thought i was picasso. then i would skateboard around the block just to show the neighborhood what was up and return to eat grill cheese and copy cartoon chacters. i loved drawing comic books but they always became pornographic and i couldn't really draw naked girls too well. but i've been practicing ever since.:P

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