Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 101: we where at a park with my mom 101: i was about 5 or something 101: so there was this little artificial lake 101: that by tradition 101: people threw coins and made wishes 101: we did that 101: and when we got home 101: my mom asked what we wished for 101: my sister told my mom that she wished to win the lottery 101: and i told them i wished to be a fish 101: she came late at my bed crying, begging me not to transform to a fish 101: she cried and cried and cried 101: bitch made me change my mind 101: i regret that everyday of my life 666: aaaaaaaaawwww hahahahahahahahah 666: i'm sorry but that was funny 101: i know 666: i liked those kinda stories 101: i was a really weird kid 101: still am i guess 666: hey i was a weird kid too 666: well a weird teen 666: i am still "eccentric" 101: 3 things i didnt like to eat when i was a kid 101: 1 ice cream!!! 666: i love ice cream 101: 2 french fries!!!! 666: ewwww i love that too 101: 3 bananas!!! 666: oh....yick 666: okay my turn 101: i do to, now not then 666: 1....onions 101: shoot 666: 2....cauliflower 666: 3....fish 101: things i liked to eat 101: 1 bread with lemon and salt 101: 2 coke with salt 666: ewwwww 101: 3 bread sandwiches with chocolate inside 101: Blaaaah 666: bread with chocolate...as is nutella? 101: no 101: a whole chocolate bar 101: inside the bread 666: ewwwwwwww weirdo 101: hahahaha 101: i love you to 666: okay you beat me in weirdness 666: okay but get this... 666: i used to pick at my scabs and eat the dry skin * I love that girl ....So i guess the topic is weird things you did as kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 you ARE weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 i humped soft stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 Is your mom superstitious??? Well I don't have any weird stories... I don't think. Hmm.. but this is one funny cute one my friend told me... He was in the 2nd grade, and in Math class..... you could always play with the class turtle if you finished your daily assignment before class let out.... so he'd just scribble down all kinds of numbers, just to play with the turtle. Then at the end of the year, he failed 2nd grade... all for the sake of that turtle. I thought this was rather cute, I think i'd do the same for oolong the rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 i knew a little polish kid back in 2 or 3rd grade that reaaallly needed to take a shit one day. the principle of the school was visiting our class and was having a conversation with the teacher when the polish kid decided he really wanted to shit. so he started yelling at the top of his lungs "I NEED GO POO!!!!!!!" anyways the teacher ignored him and he yelled this for about 3 minutes. both the principle and the teacher did nothing. so to make the story short he shit in his pants and stunk teh rest of the day, then we threw kickballs at him during lunch period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 Is your mom superstitious??? HAHA, no, when i say 'by tradition' i dont mean family tradition. Its like 'make a wish when a star is falling' kins of thing. When you're 5 you usually believe some of that stuff:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 Originally posted by regulator i knew a little polish kid back in 2 or 3rd grade that reaaallly needed to take a shit one day. the principle of the school was visiting our class and was having a conversation with the teacher when the polish kid decided he really wanted to shit. so he started yelling at the top of his lungs "I NEED GO POO!!!!!!!" anyways the teacher ignored him and he yelled this for about 3 minutes. both the principle and the teacher did nothing. so to make the story short he shit in his pants and stunk teh rest of the day, then we threw kickballs at him during lunch period. hahahhaa, the turtle kid...THAT WAS ME IN SCHOOL!! SERIOUSLY, im not fucking joking...i did the same thing when i was little...but they let me pass 3rd grade...no lie, i couldnt believe my eyes when i read your story..hahahaha...its great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 5, 2002 Share Posted January 5, 2002 oh shit, i quoted the wrong person..fuck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 stupersticios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 the good ole days! hehehe i never say this word but..."bump" for this topic. gosh i did so many weird things when i was a little kid. my mom used to dress my sister and i (which we were little tomboys growing up) in tube tops and short shorts when ever we went to a themepark in the summer. i hated it. i was mortified. but i remember my sis and i had this infatuation with new kids on the block. we used to steal teeny bopper magazines from the grocery stores. my sister would put them under her shirt and pretended that she had a stomach ache. whatta dork. i also remember one time, my neighbor which was my best friend and some boys and i were playing a game like cops and robbers. but we would go run aobut in the apartment complex next to us and all. i remember i got so nervous that i peed in my pants. i dunno, but everytime after that, i would pee in my pants when i played that game. honestly, it never stopped me. my early biking days, i had this tiny ass bike. and my best firend taught me how to ride a bike so i decided to race her. i remember that i was going too fast and i couldnt control the bike at all. so i flipped over, the bike toppled over me and i slid on the ground. the left side of my face was covered in asphalt and blood. but get this! i had my first communion three days later. so attractive under that veil. i used to eat macaroni and cheese everyday with ketchup and bread. aha!! beat that tesseract!! :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 i did alot of weird things as a kid but the one thing that pops out right now is that me and my friends tried to make toxic waste... we got a big oil barrell and threw everything we could find in it piss, crap, bisquick, grass, gas, oil, and alot of other shit... needless to say, one hot summer night it blew up for some reason probably cause we always kept a lid on it, and took out a 6 foot section his wooden fence that it was against, we got in a heap of trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Originally posted by Obsessed i did alot of weird things as a kid but the one thing that pops out right now is that me and my friends tried to make toxic waste... we got a big oil barrell and threw everything we could find in it piss, crap, bisquick, grass, gas, oil, and alot of other shit... needless to say, one hot summer night it blew up for some reason probably cause we always kept a lid on it, and took out a 6 foot section his wooden fence that it was against, we got in a heap of trouble Holy shit dude. I tried that type of shit all the time, but i never actually made anything explode. Thats insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 youth gone wild and wreckless youth definately describe my earlier years i wish i still had it but i guess i used it all up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Re: the good ole days! Originally posted by Devilush i used to eat macaroni and cheese everyday with ketchup and bread. aha!! beat that tesseract!! :crazy: How could i? I think i'll pass:D :o :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 i know a girl that used to sit in her closet and eat raw butter. and when i was a kid, one of my friends' mother used to make us peanut butter sandwichs, but she made them with margarine.... sick. kraft dinner and wieners always grossed me out too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer i know a girl that used to sit in her closet and eat raw butter. and when i was a kid, one of my friends' mother used to make us peanut butter sandwichs, but she made them with margarine.... sick. kraft dinner and wieners always grossed me out too... raw as in uncooked butter? .. dork.. did anyomne else eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches? i made someone a peanut butter and banana sandwich and they looked at me like i handed them a deep fried fetus... i know that can't be that weird. i when i was a kid i was obsessed with swimming pools and i'd dig holes in the back yard and fill them with water. i wanted a pool so bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 i liked to kill things and burn objects.. i'd fuck myself up alot..its kind of surprising i made it through my childhood.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 ok..ill take on all yall... I ran into a book case running as fast as i could trying to knock myself out, it worked, only i got a huge gash in my head and a concussion, and this was all during sunday school...so the sunday school teacher took me to the hospital, i remember nothing after running twords the bookcase.. Next.. i had a salamander, it was brown, i named it blackie.... Next.. I peed in the corner of my room one night cause i was scared to go to the bathroom down the hall...yeah my mom saw it the next morning and smelt it, she was like what the hells that, and i denied total knoweldge of it.. Next... when i was younger i Found a deer skull, still had fur and some skin and shit on it, up in the woods near my house, me and my friend brought it down and played street hockey with it until the teeth fell out, then collected the teeth to try and make a necklace... Next... I had a favorite rocking chair in my living room, i picked my nose when i was little and always stuck the boogers under it, the movers found them one year and they flipped out...my moms did too...haha.. Next... I talk in my sleep to imaginary people when im drunk..just straight up have mad conversations..my roomate hates me for this, and usually sleeps at a girls when i drink...i just talk really loud he says.. Next.. Only place i would sleep in at night was my bed, but only if i had the tent cover over it, you guys know about those right? The tents you put on your bed..?? i know you dooo....they were the heat.. Next.. I used to bury my action figures and transformers in the back yard, i told my mom i did it for safe keeping.. dono if you guys consider those wierd..but i did alot of shit like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 ANSWER MY QUESTION DAMMMMIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 about the peanut butter and banana sandwich thing: it is a completely normal sandwich to eat, especially while you are still in grade school, but i believe some people have a problem with the squishiness of the bananas plus the peanut butter. and the color of it, also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iris raw as in uncooked butter? .. dork.. no, raw as in uncooked butter...dippydoo.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer no, raw as in uncooked butter...dippydoo.. odd responce. lay off the crack, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam On It Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 sometimes it dont rain for weeks some summers not any specific situations and probably not weird to some but all in all great memories: manhunt to midnight friday/saturday night mister softee the neighborhood missions of boosting "crome caps" . .. niggas know neighborhood brawls and onlooking parents cheering for their delinquent kids nigga knocking backyard hopping throwing snowballs at the crossing traffic and going bananas when a car stopped four corners wiffle ball always looking forward to mischief night and poking fun at your boys braggadocious bets good stuff, in retrospect I really miss living without a concern in the world... and having mom dukes dress me cause I still dont match. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last slave Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 i use to pound sugar on my corn flakes and put it in the microwave cause i use to think thats what hot cereal meant.stupid i use stick toothpicks in roaches and burn them on the stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Only place i would sleep in at night was my bed, but only if i had the tent cover over it, you guys know about those right? The tents you put on your bed..?? i know you dooo....they were the heat.. lol my was camouflage. i used to bring my tv in there and play nintendo when my mom thought i was sleeping. i used to sit in the house all summer watching cartoons and painting with those coloring books where you just add water. i thought i was picasso. then i would skateboard around the block just to show the neighborhood what was up and return to eat grill cheese and copy cartoon chacters. i loved drawing comic books but they always became pornographic and i couldn't really draw naked girls too well. but i've been practicing ever since.:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(no subject) Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 We had this jungle gym type thing when I was small and I would always play "everybody was kung fu fighting" really loud and dance around and pretend I was in a kung fu movie by sliding down the slide and then punching up and jump kicking off of the top. Another time me and my "girlfriend" (when i was in 1st grade) decided it would be awesome to rub pudding all over each other. After that was accomplished we licked it off of each other. This was not a sexual act at all. We did have sexual things though, I would be mario and she would be the princess. I would save her from the invisible monsters and then we would go into her room and dry hump. Because that's what people do after they are saved. I should give her a call sometime, she lived across the street from me up until I was in 6th grade. I was sad when she left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 i use stick toothpicks in roaches and burn them on the stove. I pick 'em up with a spoon. Then, I would turn on the stove. After that, I would hold the spoon above the fire. As the spoon heats up, the cockroach goes all crazy. It tries to escape but it too hot. Cockroach dies. ~THE END~ ps, - Who's a pillow humper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 i remember there was this little girl who was about 7 and i was about 10 it was my mums second cousin or something...they came to visit for a family reunion for a few weeks, anyway this girl was really overly sweet always drawing rainbows, and flowers and dinging barney songs and what not.. for some reason this girl used to really piss me off, and i would go out of my way to make her life miserable. i remember i did 3 things to piss her off 1- asked her and my other cousins if they wanted to play chasey (tag)when we started i said i wanted to be "IT" (i wasnt interested in playing chasey) all i wanted to do was pretend to tag this poor little girl i hated really hard so she would fall over, which she did and she fell and graised the palm of her hand i then ran to get detol (alcohol for bruises) because i knew this would sting her even more....they didnt let me put it on..i wasnt satisfied. 2- at hungry jacks (burger king) we finished our kids club meals and my mum asked if we wanted sundaes, gave me the money and i took my two cousins and her order for what flavour they wanted SHE SPECIFICALLY SAID STRAWBERRY, but i went and got all the correct flavours execpt hers i told them to make her one plain with no topping and to not fill it right to the top, when i gave it to her and she saw us with our chocolate and strawberry sundaes she was really disapointed and went and told my mum....who got mad at me, i told her thats what she wanted, but i dont think she beleived me. 3- we were leaving visiting them (they were staying at my grandparents house) and i took one of her shoes and put it under my shirt then when we were on the free way i threw it out the window of our car. 4-she had this security blanket that she couldnt sleep without, and she used to hold it during the days a lot and cuddle it (naturally this pissed me off) so one day i stole it and took it home and hid it from under my bed, she was devistated, my mum found it a few days later and returned it. 5- told her she had to sit under my table for a few hours otherwise i would call the monster and he would come and eat her family...she bought it and sat down there for about half an hour, until my aunt came to her rescue. i still feel bad about all that till today at 21, and have never seen her since....i really was a nutcase at that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon8.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Fatbastard gets fifteen funny points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Hmmm... great thread. Amongst other things.... i would name all my stuffed toys "Dr [Animal]". So i had a Dr. Bear, Dr. Fish and a bigass Dr. Hippopotamus, etc. Also, i really liked to draw, like many kids. I would draw the people i meet. I would ask them their age, and all the characters in my drawings would have top hats with their age written inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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