NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 hipsters shooting dream sequence from low budge movie about friends suicide in abandoned house? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 HOLY SHIT blair witch came out in 94? and yes. feels like yesterday me n the homies went to peep it and weren't able to go back to our chill spots in the woods. nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I don't believe anything about this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i believe it could have been a bear, or even a chupacabra. depending on the latitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 It was dark that night. I was walking along side some abandoned train tracks and came upon an old swimming pool down a cliff from the tracks. I explored and noticed that everything had been dated back from about the early 90's, it was terrifying. An owl hooted and I looked around, but there was no one there. There were veins growing every where, pulsing and it was just really eerie looking, I should have left when I saw the veins but I couldn't help it I knew I stumbled onto something good. Blood dribbled down some of the trees, i wiped some off and tasted it to be sure it really was blood. On top of this hill was a little dinning area. I went up to the entrance and the it was all screen windows, but one was ripped open like a bearuman did it, I could tell by the tear and by seeing many bearuman in my lifetime. A bearuman is the ten foot tall unholy offspring of a man and ursidae, conceived under a moonless sky. All of the plates were still on the shelf. I decided to just look in there for a moment, and took about 2 steps and then the intercom came on and all i could make out was, "40 minutes and we will start the hunt..." I didn't make out the rest because i was half way down the stairs by that time, but as i was running away i could here it still going on until i got out of range. When I climbed back up to the tracks i tried to decide what the fuck it was that i just heard and wanted to tell myself it was an alarm of some sort, but the whole place was deserted, in basically a huge ditch where no one could possibly see me. At any rate, how did the intercom suddenly come on at the exact time i entered? I turned around in hope of seeing the answer. When I did, my heart jumped, i saw the tallest bearuman I had ever seen leading a skeleton army. I didnt stay to see what they were hunting, for I feared it was me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i was about to go home with this drunk asain broad, then her lesser attractive friend cock blocked me. i was mad because this ho takes her drunk friend to meet some university footballers at the party. dumb bitch stole my fire and set her friend up for a gangbang. twas a fucked up situation that night, but i got drunk as shit and snoked bruntz that would make snoop dee oh double gizzle jealous. i then proceeded to write my GrAfFnDaNcE name over the university shuttle declaring how much of a bitch that lesser attractive broad was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i was drunk as shit at a party with my fellow football players when this semi ugly asian broad brings her drunk friend who was bitching about some dude the whole night. so when we trained them i made sure to fuck the girl with the man really hard. then i peed in her butt and gave her a fake number. i think i heard something about her man writing some shit in mad rap letters on the side of some bus. i bet he wishes he had bitches like me, shit was so cash last night :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Once upon a time I was with a friend who was scoring some hard. I didn't do that shit, but my dumbass friend got involved in it and I wanted to see what went down in the durty. We pull up and some armed niggas (AK's) came up to us and bummed a smoke. "We're here to get somethin from E", my buddy said. "Aight" They go back to patrolling. We sit in the car. A few minutes later we hear "BRRRRRRT" and fire shoots out from the dark into a small field. A body drops. They drag this now dead sprayed up fool from the field to a car a few minutes later. I won't tell the rest of this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 this thread is now a make up a story and someone else finishes it thread. grandpas that kick more ass than another grandpa is optional. graffndance is mandatory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 are there pictures yet or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i was pointing out the obvious about sone thread on the oontz while sketchin out some mad cope 3 type shit when this nigga walks in and is all like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 yo, this thread is just like that 4 word story thread,but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 half the calories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 sorry to interrupt and ima let you finish.. but that 4 word story thread was the best fucking thread ever! edit: what happens if i edit a post that was ghost edited? editedit:well that was dissapointing.. carry on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 This nigga ghostwrites for RL Stine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 BEARUMAN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 This nigga ghostwrites for RL Stine. :lol::lol::lol: forgot all about those books.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew_Pew_Pew Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 how many people did your grandfather throw into furnaces? WWI is for people who use guns like pussies. my great grandfather could fuck your grandfather up. no diss jussayin doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Tree Veins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Pic ^ It happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 why didnt you just like chill and bomb the swimming pool for 40 minutes then watch the cool splosion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 This tilapia with rice is quite delicious. I love living at home with my momma. And I love her. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOMMA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 this thread made me chuckle. props mar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 one time i went to the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 so this one time me and vulcan..... nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 go back and get flicks of rOk1t'S rap letters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neidkill1 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 i suddenly lost interest in this forum site. better graff forum than a discussion forum. i feel the sarcasm..it's funny because i'd prolly be the one poking fun at the shit. but jus for clearance, it really did happen, i'm getting pictures sometime soon i dunno when, yes i realize most of you dont give a fuck but i honestly expected some legitement responses. it's all good tho. i'd really love to throw a metal show there and fill the pool with blood. and have some people piece the walls. The i'd go back to that diner and stab whatever beast ripped the screen open with my excalibur guitar axe-rifle. Tear that god damn fucker right back into hell, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 you sir, are retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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