twonpoo Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 not even sure what the fuck is going on in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 eagle claw br0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 ULock eagles bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 that bike lock is epic :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 "So I pulled out my ULock and smashed every window in his SUV, dude was so scared." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 those dudes are never going to hit another a person over with a ulock over some traffic shit. i would be out of my car so fast, stomping that little cunts face into a reddish muck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Then I went to Whole Foods and bought a vegan wrap. You meat eating faggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Lol those niggers dont stand a chance against my Ulock. Ulock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 ULOCK = getting stuck in UMAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 http://tourretes.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 ^^ yo brah, thats a burner freight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 i can't speak for everyone else on a bike, but my bike served a major purpose for a year, which enabled me to buy my celica/pay for much work done on it. u-locks and car beatings are reserved for nice days where the sunroof just isn't enough, and i'm probably too drunk to drive a car (in the city at least) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I've had firefighters jump off a firetruck to try and play hero on me before. I was on a bike and they were all fat and old so they didn't catch me. I guess I narrowly escaped an Eagle Clawing. When you read this back to yourself, ask yourself, "am I lying?" Firemen. Fat Firemen. Fat firemen jumping. Fat firemen jumping off a firetruck trying to tackle a cyclist. Unless you live in the post-zombie-apocalyptic future and these are fat zombie firemen, you're lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 firemen barbeque hotdogs for lunch everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 How this got overlooked I don't even know. THIS HOOD NINJA GOT A FUCKIN KATANA IN HIS ASBESTOS ATTIC IT'S THE WU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 damn all i did was comment about him wearing a scarf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 How this got overlooked I don't even know. THIS HOOD NINJA GOT A FUCKIN KATANA IN HIS ASBESTOS ATTIC IT'S THE WU Hahahaha. I wish I still knew where that sword was, I've had it since I was a kid. And that was a 3rd floor apartment, no attic br0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Although there was no eagle claw involved me n the fam definitely got it in on some fools at the bar the other night. Haven't gotten into a fight for goin on two years now because shit gets ugly and the law'd toss me back in.. The story.. The homie gets cut in line for the pisser, theres an elbow check, and then a bottle(who even does that anymore?). So. the homies wig is bleeding everywhere, things come to a stand still and then all hell breaks loose when my dude just completely bugs out. My cousin(done some mma/crazy fuck your face up shit) sees the commotion and hops in the circus too. Now i'm still lurkin by the bar with my new castle contemplating involvement at this point. too much risk factor. But it was too late. AS the fight grew nearer this one dude satchel paiges' a box of cd's from the merch table and i got blasted. New castles rocked. glass all over. and my brand new lrg spring breakers covered. It's on. I laser beam the culprit in the frenzy and zoom in. grab him by the collar and give him a couple head knocks. It's a small bar so the entrance was near and i dragged his ass outside. that was all i had wanted to do really. and i woulda thought dude would help himself out and keep it movin. Didn't get it. squared me a good one right in the chin! Then i just went to work. right there on the sidewalk. not even 60 seconds in, sirens sound and i'm pulled off the lucky pitcher by the doorman(also a friend) the bar is cleared quick and my and the homies are stored in the basement while the jakes make their sidewalk round up. turns out we beat the piss out of a band called the fucking ________ GIRLS! we stole all their merch. some t's covered in beer and blood. then took a bunch of obnoxious pictures. oh, and i'm pretty sure my pinky fingers busted. end story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 and then a bottle(who even does that anymore?). uh, who wouldn't??? aside from what i have in my pocket the first thing i do when shit pops off is scan the area to find what i will be hitting someone with... i like the direction this thread took... some got mad, some lied. fantastic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Yeah, bottles are pretty crucial when bar fights break out. I usually try to slide it in my pocket before shit gets really goin and anyone notices, always handy to have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Chairs son chairs. WCW style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 eagle claw br0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 EAGLE CRAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 eager craw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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