SystemFailure Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Dow using bunk technicalities to soften the blow NH of his realization after sobering up. Dawg, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 When I was at a rub and tug the girl was massaging my but and her fingers got wicked close to my butt hole, I thought she was gonna try some weird shit so I told her to "stay away from my but hole" and she said "rokay rokay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 like this? This is perfect, BRAVE GAY GUY!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 it's just like masturbating with the left hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 pretty much you are a notch on a trannybelt hes probably going on to his friends sayin he turned out a new one I'm guessing next time you see him hes gonna try and step it up pretty fast you will discover the front seat is by default yours and hes getting the door.. so dow.. the question is... where do you draw the line? fisting, blowyobs, bareback? I dunno. If it was me i would lean towards escape and lobotomy a strict regiment of xanax. If you cant remember it... it never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 When I was at a rub and tug the girl was massaging my but and her fingers got wicked close to my butt hole, I thought she was gonna try some weird shit so I told her to "stay away from my but hole" and she said "rokay rokay" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 EAT ASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 it's just like masturbating with the left hand NO WAY!! That's called the stranger, it's your OWN hand. When another man comes incontact with another man on ANY type of sexual level that's called being GAYon both ends... Homeboy has to live with knowing he got a handjob by a DUDE! FUCK THAT SHIT............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Earl. HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 When I was at a rub and tug the girl was massaging my but and her fingers got wicked close to my butt hole, I thought she was gonna try some weird shit so I told her to "stay away from my but hole" and she said "rokay rokay" Those rub and tug bitches always have me clenching my asshole, all nervous they're just gonna try and go for something one day. So I talked some shit last night, but I realized I forgot to add one thing. Dow, that thing in no way, shape, or form, even remotely resembles a female. Like, that is so clearly a dude that even if you didn't already admit to knowing, noone would believe you if you said you didn't anyways. You need to come out of the closet fully, you'd be alot happier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 i was wearing a slayer shirt and eating pizza while she jerked me off[/color][/size][/font]. im not tryin to have anything to do with her penis or butthole tho. just sayin. you aint got shit on this, twinky. better step your game up, nukkuh. filthypeter talked me into putting her pic up im literally speechless over how awesome this whole post was. dow, all my internets are belonging to you forever now. dear god youre my hero. dear sweet jesus. also im 24'd ***edit: you should have fucked that tranny too man, go big or go home. well i guess in the oontz's eyes its go big or go homo. if you meet her again make sure you wear your slayer sirt again, and fuck her in the ass. if you think the slayer shirt isnt enough to outrule the circumstance then make sure you have some acid wash jeans on or some high top fila's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Don't really agree with all the he or she or it talk. If the dude is dressed as a woman then they become a she. No two ways about it. They have their girl costume on and are therefore addressed as a female and referred to as a female. Get over it faggots. If you see a guy in a dinosaur costume you say oh god look a dinosaur, even though you know full well it is a man in a costume. THis thread is LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 You just got fucked in the ass by modern day science. you just earned that new tic tac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 this whole thread is rediculous.. i wish i could prop all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I wish there was a display feature on threads to show how much reputation had been thrown around, I have a feeling that much has been spread in this one. Also, congrats to the oontz for not posting many pictures in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 NO WAY!! That's called the stranger, it's your OWN hand. When another man comes incontact with another man on ANY type of sexual level that's called being GAYon both ends... Homeboy has to live with knowing he got a handjob by a DUDE! FUCK THAT SHIT............ .... the stranger.....:rolleyes: ...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 It's really a shock his wife left him lol this is about as epic a rebound can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 if you think the slayer shirt isnt enough to outrule the circumstance then make sure you have some acid wash jeans on or some high top fila's. or just say 'no homo' after i brick in her mouth /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 randomhero - "pizza before trannies" hahah, that shit had me rollin. ill buy you a beer when im in germany in april if you're down* *not trying to pick you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 but random, put on some make up and stuff your shirt with water balloons and you got yourself a date:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 If I found out a tranny blew me or jerked me off I'd beat the shit outta that dude. Really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 IT MOVED....!!...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Don't really agree with all the he or she or it talk. If the dude is dressed as a woman then they become a she. No two ways about it. They have their girl costume on and are therefore addressed as a female and referred to as a female. Get over it faggots. If you see a guy in a dinosaur costume you say oh god look a dinosaur, even though you know full well it is a man in a costume. THis thread is LOL No, if you see a dude dressed like a dinosaur you still know it's a dude dressed like a dinosaur. Just like a dude dressed like a chick is still a DUDE dressed like a chick. Anybody who refers to a tranny as "she" is just as gay as some dude getting a handjob from said tranny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 The bottom line, you got your shit tugged by someone with a dick. Gay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Bisexual ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 its a chick from the waist up, can we agree on that? its kinda like a minotaur, its more than one thing. nom sayin? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 not really, it was more like a dude with tits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Most i could give you would be the Torso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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